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Old 08-19-2013, 05:17 PM   #1
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Since the last thread didn't have two posts by me next to each other and I can't post 24 pictures and because this just seems better and because I don't care what you think, here is a new thread for this shit.
So, I know I said four Leagues, but It's difficult for 24 to be split into 4 ways and have a satisfying number of rounds. So, instead, we're gonna split into three leagues; Red, Yellow, and Blue, and we're gonna advance the top two scorers of each league plus the top scoring non winner and a poll based favorite. Basically, first place is a new car, second place is a set a steak knives, third place is you're not in the draft anymore. The votes are weak? The fuckin' votes are weak? You're weak!
The leagues are:
Red League
Fuck You Fearless And To A Lesser Extent Everyone Else's
  • Soranik Natu (DC Comics)
  • Red Inferno (Young Justice)
  • Penance (Marvel Comics)
  • TORMNIABLY PIACKEELS (Twitter)
  • Shaak Ti (Star Wars)
  • Konohana Sakuya (Persona 4)
  • Dejah Thoris (John Carter of Mars)
Jabberjaw's
  • Gordon Freeman (Half Life)
  • Snake Eyes (GI Joe)
  • Crono (Chrono Trigger)
  • Black Bolt (Marvel Comics)
  • Claude (GTA III)
  • The Hero (Dragon Quest 8)
  • The Rookie (Ghost Busters 2009)
Gay Cruiser X's
  • X-23 (Marvel Comics)
  • Red Arrow (Young Justice)
  • Spider-Woman (Ultimate Marvel)
  • Longshadow (DCAU)
  • Banner "Nerd Hulk" (Ultimate Marvel)
  • Superboy (DC Comics)
  • Celeste Cuckoo (Marvel Comics)
Michael Heide's
  • The Shadow (The Shadow)
  • Hugo Danner (Gladiator)
  • Kimball Kinnison (Lensman Series)
  • Hippolyta (Shakespeare)
  • Robin Hood (Myth)
  • The Shark (Motion Picture Funnies Weekly)
  • Robert Scott Carey (The Incredible Shrinking Man)
Barry Obams'
  • Emerson Cod (Pushing Daisies)
  • Huey Freeman (Boondocks)
  • Tommy Pickles (Rugrats)
  • Steve Harvey (Family Feud)
  • Luke Cage (Marvel Comics)
  • Lana Kane (Archer)
  • Claudette Wyms (The Shield)
MCBigman's
  • Zoro (One Piece)
  • Sokka (Avatar)
  • Lion-O (Thundercats)
  • Himora Kenshin (Ruroni Kenshin)
  • Leonardo (TMNT)
  • Raziel (Legacy of Cain)
  • Taskmaster (Marvel Comics)
Deadpool's

  • Judge Dredd (2000 AD)
  • Captain Britain (Marvel Comics)
  • Dennis the Menace (Beano)
  • Rodger Mellie (Viz Magazine)
  • Desperate Dan (The Dandy)
  • Tank Girl (Tank Girl)
  • Major Misunderstaning (Viz Magazine)
Mister Ed's
  • The Punisher (Marvel Comics)
  • Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride)
  • The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill)
  • Josey Wales (The Outlaw Josey Wales)
  • Afro Samurai (Afro Samurai)
  • Edmond Dantes (The Count Of Monte Cristo)
  • Carmine the Bowler (The Mystery Men)

Yellow League
Booster Beetle's
    • Gamora (Marvel Comics)
    • Miss Martian (Young Justice)
    • Jade (DC Comics)
    • She-Hulk (Marvel Comics)
    • Lyja (Marvel Comics)
    • Fire (DC Comics)
    • Gaila (Star Trek)
  • Hellboy (Hellboy)
  • Cassie Hack (Hack Slash)
  • Alucard (Hellsing)
  • Morrigan (Darkstalkers)
  • Frankenstien (Agent of SHADE)
  • Sissel (Ghost Trick)
  • Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
Aceofopus'
  • Cornfed Pig (Duckman)
  • Arthur (The Tick)
  • Brock Samson (The Venture Brothers)
  • Agent Phil Coulson (Ultimate Spider-man)
  • Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil)
  • Ami Mizuno (Sailor Moon)
  • Alfred Pennyworth (Batman)
He-Man's
  • Tiger (Tiger and Bunny)
  • MC Bat Commander (Aquabats)
  • Archer (Archer)
  • Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)
  • Launchpad McQuack (Duck Tales)
  • Speedwagon (JoJo's Bizzare Adventure)
  • Hank Venture (Venture Bros)
Baleb Bannedcaster's
  • Buckaroo Banzai (Buckaroo Banzai)
  • Blondie (Dollar's Trilogy)
  • Brisco County Jr. (Brisco County Jr.)
  • Lt. Bluegrass (Silverhawks)
  • Bat Lash (DC Comics)
  • Bravestarr (Bravestarr)
  • Bart Maverick (Maverick)
Fearless'
  • Daredevil (Marvel Comics)
  • Toph Bei Fong (Avatar)
  • Dr Mid Nite (DC Comics)
  • The Blind Master (GI Joe)
  • Old Man Logan Clint Barton (Marvel Comics)
  • Blindfold (Marvel Comics)
  • Geordi Laforge (Star Trek The Next Generation)
Grrrrrrrrrrrl's
  • Supergirl (DC Comics)
  • Spidergirl (Marvel Comics)
  • Batgirl (DC Comics)
  • Thor Girl (Marvel Comics)
  • Aquagirl (DC Comics)
  • Cyborgirl (DC Comics)
  • Hawkgirl (DC Comics)
Snapper's

  • Doctor Emmet L. Brown (Back to the Future)
  • Ash Williams (Army of Darkness)
  • The 11th Doctor (Doctor Who)
  • James Cole (Twelve Monkeys)
  • Rufus (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)
  • Max Walker (Time Cop)
  • T-800 (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)

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Old 08-19-2013, 05:17 PM   #2
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Blue League
Cosmic Humor's
  • Liara (Mass Effect)
  • Aayla Secura (Star Wars)
  • Mystique (Marvel Comics)
  • Neytiri (Avatar)
  • Hsien-Ko (Darkstalkers)
  • Fi (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword)
  • Cheyana (Farscape)
West's
  • The Question (DC Comics)
  • James Bond (James Bond)
  • Jim Gordon (DC Comics)
  • Agent Phil Coulson (Marvel Cinematic)
  • Constantine (DC Comics)
  • Professor Xavier (Marvel Comics)
  • Agent J (Men in Black)
Kuhan's
  • Green Lantern Sinestro (DC Comics)
  • Vegata (DBZ)
  • SGT. Hatred (Venture Bros)
  • Dinobot (Beast Wars)
  • Zuko (Avatar)
  • Max Damage/Darring (Incorruptable)
  • Mr Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
I Am Jack's

  • The Driver (Drive)
  • The Tramp (The Tramp)
  • The Time Traveler (The Time Machine)
  • The Girl (Seven Year Itch)
  • The Drifter (Bunraku)
  • The Stranger (High Plains Drifter)
  • The Narrator (Fight Club)
Here There And Everywhere's
  • Chris Knight (Real Genius)
  • Peter Parker (Marvel Comics)
  • Shawn Spencer (Psych)
  • David (WarGames.)
  • MacGuyver (MacGuyver)
  • Spock (Star Trek)
  • Abe Sapien (Hellboy)
Street Instinct's

  • Ryu (Street Fighter)
  • Batman (DC Comics)
  • Wolverine (Marvel Comics)
  • Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
  • Jago (Killer Instinct)
  • Mario (Nintendo)
  • Son Goku (Dragon Ball Budakai)
A Boy Named Sue's

  • The Gay Ghost (DC Comics)
  • Poo (Earthbound)
  • Kit Fisto (Star Wars)
  • Dick "Nova" Rider (Marvel Comics)
  • The Whizzer (Marvel Comics)
  • Woody Woodpecker (Woody Woodpecker)
  • Dickon Manwoody (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Dante Hicks'
  • Fone Bone (Bone)
  • Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide)
  • Rock (Black Lagoon)
  • Harry Mason (Silent Hill)
  • Philip J Fry (Futurama)
  • Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)
  • Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)


Here's the Score Cards:
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. 1/3 - 20
Jabber Jaw 1/3 - 27
Gay Cruiser X 1/3 - 21
Michael Heide 4/0 - 35
Barry Obams 4/0 - 42
MCBigman 1/3 - 19
Deadpool 0/4 - 11
Mister Ed 4/0 - 60

Yellow League:
Booster Beetle 2/1 - 32
Malkavian 1/2 - 28
Aceofopus 0/3 - 20
He-Man 0/3 - 23
Baleb Bannedcaster 3/1 - 32
Fearless 2/1 - 34
Grrrrrrrrrrrl 1/3 - 22
Snapper 4/0 - 48

Blue League:
Cosmic Humor 0/3 - 13
West 4/0 - 42
Kuhan 3/1 - 30
I am Jack 3/1 - 38
Here There And Everywhere 2/2 - 30
Street Instinct 0/4 - 21
A Boy Named Sue 2/2 - 27
Dante Hicks 2/2 - 34


The Rounds will go like this:
Round 1
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. vs Jabber Jaw = Fuck You Fearless ect.
Gay Cruiser X vs Michael Heide = Michael Heide
Barry Obams vs MCBigman = Barry Obams
Deadpool vs Mister Ed = Mister Ed
Yellow League:
Booster Beetle vs Malkavian = Tie, Both Keep Points, But Neither Get a Win
Aceofopus vs He-Man = Tie, Both Keep Points, But Neither Get a Win
Baleb Bannedcaster vs Fearless = Fearless
Grrrrrrrrrrrl(Formerly Elphaba) vs Snapper = Snapper
Blue League:
Cosmic Humor vs West = West
Kuhan vs I am Jack = I am Jack
Here There And Everywhere vs Street Instinct = Here There And Everywhere
A Boy Named Sue vs Dante Hicks = A Boy Named Sue

Round 2
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. vs Mister Ed = Mister Ed
Jabber Jaw vs Deadpool = Jabber Jaw
Gay Cruiser X vs Barry Obams = Barry Obams
Michael Heide vs MCBigman = Michael Heide
Yellow League:
Booster Beetle vs Snapper = Snapper
Malkavian vs Grrrrrrrrrrrl = Grrrrrrrrrrrl
Aceofopus vs Baleb Bannedcaster = Baleb Bannedcaster
He-Man vs Fearless = Fearless
Blue League:
Cosmic Humor vs Dante Hicks = Dante Hicks
West vs A Boy Named Sue = West
Kuhan vs Here There And Everywhere = Kuhan
I am Jack vs Street Instinct = I am Jack

Round 3
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. vs Gay Cruiser X = Gay Cruiser X
Jabber Jaw vs Michael Heide = Michael Heide
Barry Obams vs Deadpool = Barry Obams
MCBigman vs Mister Ed = Mister Ed
Yellow League:
Booster Beetle vs Aceofopus = Booster Beetle
Malkavian vs He-Man = Malkavian
Baleb Bannedcaster vs Grrrrrrrrrrrl = Baleb Bannedcaster
Fearless vs Snapper = Snapper
Blue League:
Cosmic Humor vs Kuhan = Kuhan
West vs I am Jack = West
Here There And Everywhere vs A Boy Named Sue = Here There And Everywhere
Street Instinct vs Dante Hicks = Dante Hicks

Round 4
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. vs Michael Heide = Michael Heide
Jabber Jaw vs Barry Obams = Barry Obams
MCBigman vs Deadpool = MCBigman
Gay Cruiser X vs Mister Ed = Mister Ed
Yellow League:
Booster Beetle vs He-Man = Booster Beetle
Malkavian vs Baleb Bannedcaster = Baleb Bannedcaster
Fearless vs Grrrrrrrrrrrl = Fearless
Aceofopus vs Snapper = Snapper
Blue League:
Cosmic Humor vs I am Jack = I am Jack
West vs Here There And Everywhere = West
Street Instinct vs A Boy Named Sue = A Boy Named Sue
Kuhan vs Dante Hicks = Kuhan

Round 5
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. vs Barry Obams
Jabber Jaw vs MCBigman
Gay Cruiser X vs Deadpool
Michael Heide vs Mister Ed
Yellow League:
Booster Beetle vs Baleb Bannedcaster
Malkavian vs Fearless
Aceofopus vs Grrrrrrrrrrrl
He-Man vs Snapper
Blue League:
Cosmic Humor vs Here There And Everywhere
West vs Street Instinct
Kuhan vs A Boy Named Sue
I am Jack vs Dante Hicks

Round 6
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. vs Deadpool
Jabber Jaw vs Mister Ed
Gay Cruiser X vs MCBigman
Michael Heide vs Barry Obams
Yellow League:
Booster Beetle vs Grrrrrrrrrrrl
Malkavian vs Snapper
Aceofopus vs Fearless
He-Man vs Baleb Bannedcaster
Blue League:
Cosmic Humor vs A Boy Named Sue
West vs Dante Hicks
Kuhan vs Street Instinct
I am Jack vs Here There And Everywhere

Round 7
Red League:
Fuck You Fearless ect. vs MCBigman
Jabber Jaw vs Gay Cruiser X
Michael Heide vs Deadpool
Mister Ed vs Barry Obams
Yellow League:
Booster Beetle vs Fearless
Malkavian vs Aceofopus
He-Man vs Grrrrrrrrrrrl
Snapper vs Baleb Bannedcaster
Blue League:
Cosmic Humor vs Street Instinct
West vs Kuhan
I am Jack vs A Boy Named Sue
Dante Hicks vs Here There And Everywhere

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Old 08-19-2013, 05:32 PM   #3
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I am confident in my ability to defeat Malkavian
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I am confident this will take forever and a day to complete.
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Wow that looks like a lot of work for Caleb. But it really is a great way to handle it, so thanks. I think I've got a shot of making it out of my pool, but we'll see.

Hopefully I'll be able to keep track and make sure I vote in all the polls.
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I am confident this will take forever and a day to complete.
Well, at least my team will be able to participate in at least 6 rounds.
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Yeah thanks for all your hard work Lancaster
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Yeah thanks for all your hard work Lancaster
It's honestly just an hours worth of work for each round. Not all that bad. Besides, it's fun.

And if this draft happens to take exactly the distance between now and the last episode of Breaking Bad so I can keep my mind off of it, then that's just something to help.
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So, anyone who wants to do some changes to their teams are welcome to send me new picks and I'll update your card for next round, which starts Friday, by the way.
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I smell.green vaginas.

Wait, that came out wrong.
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Lol do people really want me to change my team to green vaginas?
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It can't hurt, can it?
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If you actually change the name to that, you'll lose my vote. If you just change things out so they are all green women? That would depend on the exact characters, I guess, though your theme would be a bit more specific than just green, so that's a bit of a plus. Don't know if it would be enough to offset some of the good male characters you'd be losing in the process, though.
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Lol do people really want me to change my team to green vaginas?
It's a tough call. West and Mister Ed don't like it, but I'll follow Green Vaginas into the bowels of hell!
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I havent decided yet, cuz I really want to keep Buttercup and the Hood
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I got a seventh, I'll think about it for a couple more days before I make my decision lol
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It's a tough call. West and Mister Ed don't like it, but I'll follow Green Vaginas into the bowels of hell!
Had to throw in a reference to bowels, didn't you?
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We have a complete overhaul on a team. Booster drops most of his team for:

Gamora (Marvel Comics)
Miss Martian (Young Justice)
Jade (DC Comics)
She-Hulk (Marvel Comics)
Lyja (Marvel Comics)
Fire (DC Comics)
Gaila (Star Trek)
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I don't know if you'll get JohnnyV's vote without the name...

Wait, though. Aren't we in the middle of a round here? Surely he has to wait until voting ends on this round.
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Oh, his team change does not come into effect until next round. I was just bored and wanted to make the post. Also, I can't stop laughing at my own joke.
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Had to throw in a reference to bowels, didn't you?
I just like holes.
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I just like holes.
Have you read the book, or seen the movie? If so, were you disappointed that they weren't about what you'd hoped?

(Incidentally, humor aside, I enjoyed both the book and the movie versions of Holes. )
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