Wing Commander Aces Theatre
3000
Founded to ridicule poor PBMs in the Wing Commander Aces.
Completed Projects:
BTB: Ready or Not.... by Josh
"Mastermind" Sholes
HTL: Surprise, Surprise (that
we could read it without developing brain
tumors, that's a surprise...)
The Return: Oh Joy! Bruce Tannock
rides again!
Achernar's WCATing of Tannock's
Unknown Enemy...he did the whole damn thing
by himself, and it's pretty
good.
WCAT: The Tiger Hunt, Part 12. Have yourself a tub of Ragputty!
WCAT: The Uncommon Front, Part 1. He just never dies...
WCAT: The Return, Part 3. Somehow, he survives...
Don't email us with insults, flames, or complaints. We don't care, and
your mail will surely
be mocked. In fact, we take no responsibility for any ill fortune that
befalls your computer
after that.
If you find a story you feel deserves WCATing, you're free to submit
your own work. Or you can WCAT something yourself. Either way, send it
here.
Read our FAQ...not that anybody ever sends
us questions. They do send us some porn, but that's Mav's fault...
People do send us their comments though. Read it
all...from Aussie insults to regretful past members.
Read our theme song. It's entirely original.
Honest.
A member of AceNet:
| Wing Commander Aces Theatre 3000 is not affiliated with Mystery Science
Theatre 3000....similarities in numbers and name should be written off
to bad acid. We are entirely affiliated with the Aces, which according
to most people is where our kind of scum belongs. We are all duly licensed
by the government to do whatever the hell we please. Plagiarism lawsuits
will not work, Bruce, because we are altering your "story" from its original
form. It's no different than putting a clock in a waffle iron. Due to first
amendment protection of satire, we can post all the stories we want. Copyright
1997-2002, the WCAT crew. |
The Crew:
Icehawk- Jason
Avatarr- Av
Maverick- Mav-ham
Atsuko- Atsuko
Wildfire- Wervo
Assassin- Assass
Doc- Doc
Klip- Klip
Psychopath- Masterbating Midshipman