You better listen up and listen good, Hulkamaniacs. I've got a couple of things I wanna get off my chest before I start my pushups!!

God created the Heavens, he created the Earth, he created all the Hulkamaniacs.....and then he created a set of 24-inch pythons, brother!

To all my little Hulkamaniacs: say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.



GEOFF JOHNS, WHATCHA GONNA DO....WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU???

Hal Jordan doesn't defeat yellow yet.....BROTHER.