Arkillo's Missing Ring
(1)
A terrifying roar shattered the peace (?) of Qward.
Everyone in the cafeteria looked up in awe, uncertain of the situation. Before long, they saw a gigantic creature stormed into cafeteria with haunting eyes. The crowd shuddered at its presence.
It was Arkillo, the drill sergeant of Sinestro Corps and its infamous cannibal. There is not one member in the Corps who wouldn't evoke his appetite. With his sudden emergence and watering mouth, he appeared to be hungry enough to swallow anyone within his vision. Out of caution, everyone inevitably turned on their force field for protection.
But he left, bursted out of the exit, as random as he came, left a room of dumbfounded audience.
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"Settle down, Arkillo." Enkafos said. "What's the problem?"
"My ring!" Arkillo bellowed, "It's gone!"
"Your ring?"
"I woke up this morning and my ring was missing from my finger!"
Enkafos moved his focus onto Arkillo's hands. Neither has his ring. "What do you think happened?"
"Someone took it! I will find the meat and make him pay!"
Arkillo didn't even bother suppressing his volume. He had always been the loudest of the Corps, being the drill sergeant, but the echo in the office space started to bother Enkafos' ear.
"I highly doubt it." Enkafos pondered. "You are feared by 99% of the members of this Corps. Out of that 1%, only a hand full of people could take a ring from you while you're asleep. And of that hand full, none of them has any compelling reason to do so."
Arkillo paused. Enkafos is usually right. "Where would it be then?"
"I don't know, have you checked your pants?"
Arkillo spat, "We're the Sinestro Corps, we don't wear pants!"
"True... your uniform hasn't dissipated yet, that proves that the ring hasn't left your possession for long. Allow me to check its status. And please quiet down, people will hear us."
With that Enkafos conjured his info monitors. Multiple screens appeared and surrounded him.
"Ring 674.1, status report. Where are you?"
[Location: Arkillo.]
Enkafos frowned. "Repeat."
[Repeat - Location: Arkillo.]
Enkafos turned, "You have it."
"I do not."
Enkafos ordered, "Ring, glow."
The two waited. They saw no light.
Enkafos's eyes narrowed, "I have a guess, but I need to test again before I am sure. Ring, vocally report your status from your location."
[Affirmative.]
The voice came from inside Arkillo. He looked at his belly, stunned.
"You're in my stomach!?"
[Affirmative.]
"You ate your ring?" Enkafos said in disbelieve. "This is beneath even you, Arkillo."
"I did not!"
"Come to think of it, you like to suckle on your fingers when you're done with your ribs..."
[Affirmative]
"You shut up!" Arkillo pointed at his belly. "It's must be an accident! I would never swallow my ring intentionally!"
"Maybe... but at least we know where it is now. Care to... puke it out?"
Enkafos suggested, but Arkillo just stood there.
"Well?"
"I... cannot." Arkillo muttered.
"Cannot?"
"My people... my race... our stomach is sealed outside of meal time. It's an evolution thing."
"Huh? That's ridiculous, what's the point of that?"
Arkillo shouted, "Are you kidding? You have no idea how many 'things' want to crawl out of my stomach!"
"Stop eating them alive. How about... from the other direction?"
Enkafos was embarrassed to even make such remark, fortunately no one else is in the office to witness it.
"Only when the digestion is finished. Forget it! I am going down to the forge and grab a new one."
Arkillo proceed to the exit. Enkafos floated to the door and blocked him.
"You may not."
"What?"
"You may not." Enkafos stared at Arkillo evenly. "All rings are under regulation, my regulation. I cannot give you a ring without filing a report."
"File one, then."
"You want me to detail the reason of 'how' you lost your ring? I don't think Sinestro would take it lightly, however amusing it is."
Arkillo waved his sinew arm. "Well, don't file it then!"
"I refuse." Enkafos insisted. "And don't get angry at me for preserving my own hide."
Arkillo laughed in anger, "I'll teach you to defy me."
Enkafos shrugged in frustration. "What a choice... have you bite off my head or give you a new ring and die in Sinestro's hand? I think I will risk your wrath."
Arkillo was enraged, crushing all visible objects in the room.
"RAWRRRRRR~~~ This is infuriating!"
Enkafos waited painfully till Arkillo was finished. His hours of decoration ruined within a minute.
Arkillo panted as he shattered the last of the vases. "I have a rookie training in an hour! How am I suppose to do that without the ring!?"
"Your ring was never your teaching tool, anyway." Enkafos kept his voice calm. "You're strength and attitude were what drove them to hard work, you just have to do it a little differently now. Consider this a rare exercise for subtlety."
"Subtlety?" Arkillo despised the word.
"Something you sorely need. Try to finish the introduction and training without your ring."
"Spew the subtlety!"
"Have you other choices?"
Silence fell.
Enkafos erased the surrounding screens with a gesture, "Since you don't have a ring now, you might as well learn to live without it. Try to use words and routines that would avoid using your ring. You are the drill sergeant you could set up the training however you like it. Send them to Lyssa Drake for a story session or something. There is no telling what rookies would say to others if they realize you don't have your ring with you. We must not provoke any suspicion."
Arkillo smacked his forehead. "I don't like this."
"You don't have to like it. I will go with you. I'm sure things will be fine. Pardon me for a second..."
Enkafos turned around.
Arkillo watched as Enkafos trembled lightly.
"What are you doing?"
Enkafos shook his head, but Arkillo saw his lips curled.
"Are you laughing at me!?"
Again Enkafos shook his head in defiance. Now Arkillo could hear the laughter bouncing in Enkafos' mouth.
"Stop it! Stop it right there!"
{Gonna write a series of stories involving Sinestro Corps members. Stay tuned!}
(1)
A terrifying roar shattered the peace (?) of Qward.
Everyone in the cafeteria looked up in awe, uncertain of the situation. Before long, they saw a gigantic creature stormed into cafeteria with haunting eyes. The crowd shuddered at its presence.
It was Arkillo, the drill sergeant of Sinestro Corps and its infamous cannibal. There is not one member in the Corps who wouldn't evoke his appetite. With his sudden emergence and watering mouth, he appeared to be hungry enough to swallow anyone within his vision. Out of caution, everyone inevitably turned on their force field for protection.
But he left, bursted out of the exit, as random as he came, left a room of dumbfounded audience.
---------------------------------------------------
"Settle down, Arkillo." Enkafos said. "What's the problem?"
"My ring!" Arkillo bellowed, "It's gone!"
"Your ring?"
"I woke up this morning and my ring was missing from my finger!"
Enkafos moved his focus onto Arkillo's hands. Neither has his ring. "What do you think happened?"
"Someone took it! I will find the meat and make him pay!"
Arkillo didn't even bother suppressing his volume. He had always been the loudest of the Corps, being the drill sergeant, but the echo in the office space started to bother Enkafos' ear.
"I highly doubt it." Enkafos pondered. "You are feared by 99% of the members of this Corps. Out of that 1%, only a hand full of people could take a ring from you while you're asleep. And of that hand full, none of them has any compelling reason to do so."
Arkillo paused. Enkafos is usually right. "Where would it be then?"
"I don't know, have you checked your pants?"
Arkillo spat, "We're the Sinestro Corps, we don't wear pants!"
"True... your uniform hasn't dissipated yet, that proves that the ring hasn't left your possession for long. Allow me to check its status. And please quiet down, people will hear us."
With that Enkafos conjured his info monitors. Multiple screens appeared and surrounded him.
"Ring 674.1, status report. Where are you?"
[Location: Arkillo.]
Enkafos frowned. "Repeat."
[Repeat - Location: Arkillo.]
Enkafos turned, "You have it."
"I do not."
Enkafos ordered, "Ring, glow."
The two waited. They saw no light.
Enkafos's eyes narrowed, "I have a guess, but I need to test again before I am sure. Ring, vocally report your status from your location."
[Affirmative.]
The voice came from inside Arkillo. He looked at his belly, stunned.
"You're in my stomach!?"
[Affirmative.]
"You ate your ring?" Enkafos said in disbelieve. "This is beneath even you, Arkillo."
"I did not!"
"Come to think of it, you like to suckle on your fingers when you're done with your ribs..."
[Affirmative]
"You shut up!" Arkillo pointed at his belly. "It's must be an accident! I would never swallow my ring intentionally!"
"Maybe... but at least we know where it is now. Care to... puke it out?"
Enkafos suggested, but Arkillo just stood there.
"Well?"
"I... cannot." Arkillo muttered.
"Cannot?"
"My people... my race... our stomach is sealed outside of meal time. It's an evolution thing."
"Huh? That's ridiculous, what's the point of that?"
Arkillo shouted, "Are you kidding? You have no idea how many 'things' want to crawl out of my stomach!"
"Stop eating them alive. How about... from the other direction?"
Enkafos was embarrassed to even make such remark, fortunately no one else is in the office to witness it.
"Only when the digestion is finished. Forget it! I am going down to the forge and grab a new one."
Arkillo proceed to the exit. Enkafos floated to the door and blocked him.
"You may not."
"What?"
"You may not." Enkafos stared at Arkillo evenly. "All rings are under regulation, my regulation. I cannot give you a ring without filing a report."
"File one, then."
"You want me to detail the reason of 'how' you lost your ring? I don't think Sinestro would take it lightly, however amusing it is."
Arkillo waved his sinew arm. "Well, don't file it then!"
"I refuse." Enkafos insisted. "And don't get angry at me for preserving my own hide."
Arkillo laughed in anger, "I'll teach you to defy me."
Enkafos shrugged in frustration. "What a choice... have you bite off my head or give you a new ring and die in Sinestro's hand? I think I will risk your wrath."
Arkillo was enraged, crushing all visible objects in the room.
"RAWRRRRRR~~~ This is infuriating!"
Enkafos waited painfully till Arkillo was finished. His hours of decoration ruined within a minute.
Arkillo panted as he shattered the last of the vases. "I have a rookie training in an hour! How am I suppose to do that without the ring!?"
"Your ring was never your teaching tool, anyway." Enkafos kept his voice calm. "You're strength and attitude were what drove them to hard work, you just have to do it a little differently now. Consider this a rare exercise for subtlety."
"Subtlety?" Arkillo despised the word.
"Something you sorely need. Try to finish the introduction and training without your ring."
"Spew the subtlety!"
"Have you other choices?"
Silence fell.
Enkafos erased the surrounding screens with a gesture, "Since you don't have a ring now, you might as well learn to live without it. Try to use words and routines that would avoid using your ring. You are the drill sergeant you could set up the training however you like it. Send them to Lyssa Drake for a story session or something. There is no telling what rookies would say to others if they realize you don't have your ring with you. We must not provoke any suspicion."
Arkillo smacked his forehead. "I don't like this."
"You don't have to like it. I will go with you. I'm sure things will be fine. Pardon me for a second..."
Enkafos turned around.
Arkillo watched as Enkafos trembled lightly.
"What are you doing?"
Enkafos shook his head, but Arkillo saw his lips curled.
"Are you laughing at me!?"
Again Enkafos shook his head in defiance. Now Arkillo could hear the laughter bouncing in Enkafos' mouth.
"Stop it! Stop it right there!"
{Gonna write a series of stories involving Sinestro Corps members. Stay tuned!}
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