(Rd1) Illustrated Hotties: SWEET TSUNAMI vs. MILKY MONSOON

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SWEET TSUNAMI

- Lara Croft
- Ariel: The Little Mermaid
- Mary Jane Watson
- Fathom
- Darkchylde






VS.







MILKY MONSOON aka BREAST MILK

- Power Girl
- Zatanna
- Fairchild
- VooDoo
- Lady Death

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Individual picks:

Tsunami:

Lara: *****
Just because of this pic. She finally seems like a real person.

Ariel: *****
Watching The Little Mermaid in the cinema triggered my first wave of puberty. And since that Campbell pic clearly shows that she has aged as well since then...

Mary Jane: ****
Despite my redhead thing, I've always preferred Gwen or Felicia.

Fathom: ***
RIP, Michael Turner.

Darkchylde: ***
I've still got an autographed chromium cover of the Darkchylde Swimsuit Edition. Still, her powers are creepy.

20/25.

Milk:

Power Girl: ****
Just like with Carol Danvers, I can't put my finger on why I don't like her as much as other fictional females. Yes, she's hot, yes, she's got a great costume, but something... I don't know.

Zatanna: *****
Nosrep laer a otni nrut. Won.

Fairchild: ****
Almost drafted her myself. She would have been a backup. It's a shame that Gen13 hasn't been the same since Volume Two started. I loved the Choi/Campbell run, the Arcudi/Frank issues, the Adam Warren run... But it went downhill from there. And when even Gail Simone can't save a series, that's saying a lot.

Voodoo: ***
Those tattoos? Bit of a turnoff.

Lady Death: *
Chest is ridiculously huge. Her eyes suffer from Liefeld's disease. And she's dead. No. Just no.

17/25.

Theme:
Theme?
Theme?

Sixsome:
Tsunami. Sorry, but Lady Death creeps me out.

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Never liked Lara or MJ. I don't know anyone else on the team, but they aren't bad looking.

Never liked Power Girl but I love Zatanna. I don't know anyone else on the team...Zatanna FTW

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Boobie tassles FTW

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I'd rather have sex with Tsunami's chicks. All are pretty facially and have nice bodies.

Lara is probably wild in bed, a grown up Mermaid and Fathom are probably gushers/squirters (which is cool beyond belief if you've ever dated one), MJ is someone you'd go down on first night and Darkchylde... well. She's creepy.

Nailability: 4

I wouldn't want to have sex with Power Girl. She would rip my c0ck off, Zatana might turn me into a frog or make me think I'm one if I don't satisfy her, but those tassle-boobs are too hard to pass up. I'd do Fairchild in the @$$, Voodoo is kind of strange... and Lady Death would probably make my johnson shrivel and evaporate to dust.

Nailability: 2

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I'd rather have sex with Tsunami's chicks. All are pretty facially and have nice bodies.

Lara is probably wild in bed, a grown up Mermaid and Fathom are probably gushers/squirters (which is cool beyond belief if you've ever dated one), MJ is someone you'd go down on first night and Darkchylde... well. She's creepy.

Nailability: 4

I wouldn't want to have sex with Power Girl. She would rip my c0ck off, Zatana might turn me into a frog or make me think I'm one if I don't satisfy her, but those tassle-boobs are too hard to pass up. I'd do Fairchild in the @$$, Voodoo is kind of strange... and Lady Death would probably make my johnson shrivel and evaporate to dust.

Nailability: 2

Powergirl= worth it

Zatanna= worth it

Voodoo= stripper and who hasn't thought about nailing a stripper

Fairchild= I'd love to be mnay of her "firsts"

LD= fun to look at and totally nail if I were Thanos...