(Rd1) Illustrated Hotties: TNA-TOTAL kNOCKOUT ARTISTRY vs. INTERNATIONAL PIES

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- Tarot - Witch of the Black Rose
- Mystic (Giselle)
- Salem's Daughter (Anna Williams)
- Witchblade (Sara Pezzini)
- Red Sonja







VS.





INTERNATIONAL PIES:

- Sailor Mars
- Jezebel Jet
- Valkryie
- Janet Van Dyne
- Laira

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Individual picks:

Team TNA:

Tarot: **
There's such a thing as too big. And Tarot proves that.

Mystic: ***
Don't know much about her.

Salem's Daughter: ***
Ditto.

Pez: *****
RIP, Michael Turner.

Sonja: ****
Once again, the Redhead factor.

17/25.

International Pies:

Sailor Mars: ***
A bit young.

Jezebel: *****
Black skin and red hair? Not many women can pull this off. Jez can.

Valkyrie: ****
A bit too Aryan for me. I wouldn't feel well with her.

Wasp: ****
I've always liked the Perez version of her. Even with those fashion nightmare costumes.

Laira: *
When we last saw her, she was a zombie. Before that, she was puking lavablood all over everything. Not sexy.

17/25.

Theme:
TNA's theme is, well, T'n A. Nothing special for a Hottie draft.
The international theme has the better idea, but seriously lacks execution. It is pretty much broken because of Laira. I mean, you've got Asia, Africa, Europe, uh... America... and then outer space?! Couldn't you have picked a hot South American or Australian girl instead?
Tie.

The sixsome question:
TNA.

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Jet & Mars >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Sara Pezzini vs. Sailor Mars... I hated Sailor Moon so I gotta go with the Pez dispencer...

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TNA says it all.