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HOTTIE WAR: NATALIE PORTMAN vs. JESSICA ALBA

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    HOTTIE WAR: NATALIE PORTMAN vs. JESSICA ALBA

    Challenger: NATALIE PORTMAN




    Quote: “You walk into a nice strip club, the ones where the women are treated well and the women just seem so powerful. Women have full control; they can get whatever they want from these guys.”

    http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/natalie-portman/

    Measurements: 32-24-33

    Birthday: 6/9/1981

    Nickname: Nat, Star Wars Queen, Hot Baldie

    Birthname: Natalie Hershlag

    Hometown: Syosset, New York

    Assets: Sexy eyes, Harvard graduate, great body, nice legs, nice ass

    Vices: Smoking, bad taste in guys

    Sign: Gemini

    Height: 5'3

    Job: Actress

    Hobbies: Learning different languages, helping others in need, being perfect

    Ethnicity: Other

    Country of Origin: Israel












    *** *** *** VS. *** *** ***












    JESSICA ALBA



    Quote: “Thanks to the fans, I do movies for you. Practice safe sex and drive hybrids if you can!”

    http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/jessica-alba/

    Measurements: 34-24-34

    Birthday: 4/28/1981

    Nickname: Sky Angel

    Birthname: Jessica Marie Alba

    Hometown: Pomona, California

    Assets: Milf, Perfect Smile, Amazing Ass, Nice Breasts, Stunning Hair, Beautiful Skin, Great Lips, Attractive Legs, and Mesmerizing Eyes

    Vices: Minor vandalism, Smokes cigarettes

    Sign: Taurus

    Height: 5'6

    Job: Actress, Magazine Cover Girl, Every guy's Dream

    Hobbies: Science (biology), Cooking, golf, Martial Arts (Tae-Bo)

    Ethnicity: Mixed

    Country of Origin: United States
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    Natalie Portman
    53.57%
    15
    Jessica Alba
    46.43%
    13

    The poll is expired.

    You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!
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    Natalie all the way! I love her in everything, and she has an amazing talent complemented with beauty.

    Dont get me wrong tho, I'd still bang the crap out of Alba
    I Bleed Green

    "WHO CONTROLS WHAT NOW?" - Hal Jordan

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    • #3
      The short film Hotel Chevalier (on the Darjeeling Limited DVD) has a Portman nude scene. And she is waaaaaaaaaaaay too thin. You can see her ribs, and without a push-up bra, there isn't much in the chest area. All in all, I just don't find her body appealing at all. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that only women with big boobs are pretty. It's just that Natalie looks like a xylophone. Which is a shame, because her face is beautiful. Thirty pounds more, and she would be a goddess.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
        Thirty pounds more, and she would be a goddess.

        You wish will be granted. She's pregnant. She'll put on weight and get bigger boobs.
        You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

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        • #5
          Portman is awesome and Alba is a bitch.
          I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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          • #6
            *sniff sniff* you had me at Natalie lmao
            "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein


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            • #7
              Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
              The short film Hotel Chevalier (on the Darjeeling Limited DVD) has a Portman nude scene. And she is waaaaaaaaaaaay too thin. You can see her ribs, and without a push-up bra, there isn't much in the chest area. All in all, I just don't find her body appealing at all. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that only women with big boobs are pretty. It's just that Natalie looks like a xylophone. Which is a shame, because her face is beautiful. Thirty pounds more, and she would be a goddess.
              just watched it and that is not much of a nude scene no tits showing at least in the version I saw.

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              • #8
                Alba's face is much prettier and that's usually what I go by.

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                • #9
                  Going with Alba on this one.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Superlantern View Post
                    just watched it and that is not much of a nude scene no tits showing at least in the version I saw.
                    THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
                      THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY!
                      Neither does Keira Knightley but it doesn't stop her


                      Originally posted by Avatar Aang
                      When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

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                      • #12
                        Awh, I love the hottie debates.

                        You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

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                        • #13
                          I like Portman, but she's got a little girl's body. Alba is built like a woman. Not as voluptuous as I like, but much closer than Portman.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Darth_Primus View Post
                            Awh, I love the hottie debates.

                            As do I.



                            Primus, I remember this exact same debate back on theForce.net. I remember you begging me to vote for Alba to advance her into the next round. "Alba can't lose to Portman!!"

                            Aha ha haa!!!

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                            • #15
                              I felt TheForce.Net was bias and vote for Portman against anyone.
                              You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

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