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Old 04-03-2017, 02:32 PM   #2
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Ah, shoot. The page isn't working. Well, the question is, if Wolverine was circumcised, did his foreskin grow back?
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Probably fairly safe to assume he wasn't...and even if he was it probably grew back.
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I kind of wonder if Wolverine can get cancer. I mean, if he could, that'd be pretty nasty, since the cancer is actually your own cells growing out of control, so it'd be pretty hard to treat on a guy whose cells are probably resistant to radiation and chemotherapy, and grow back if cut out.
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Ah, shoot. The page isn't working. Well, the question is, if Wolverine was circumcised, did his foreskin grow back?
Don't most mutant powers trigger when they are older, like teen-aged?

Seems like the circumcision would have been performed before he acquired a healing factor, making it permanent.

If it grew back, well that science is beyond me
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I kind of wonder if Wolverine can get cancer. I mean, if he could, that'd be pretty nasty, since the cancer is actually your own cells growing out of control, so it'd be pretty hard to treat on a guy whose cells are probably resistant to radiation and chemotherapy, and grow back if cut out.
I'd be surprised if they haven't already told that story.
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Old 04-04-2017, 02:03 PM   #8
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I thought all of Marvel's heroes were now supposed to be smoke free? Can't remember when it happened, but I remember it being a big deal to some folks who enjoyed seeing Logan and the Thing smoking cigars. Does Jameson even smoke now?

EDIT: I just immediately think of lung cancer when anybody mentions cancer. IDK why...

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Don't most mutant powers trigger when they are older, like teen-aged?

Seems like the circumcision would have been performed before he acquired a healing factor, making it permanent.





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Well, how did Clark Kent get his required preschool shots? Or his hair or his fingernails cut?
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Well, how did Clark Kent get his required preschool shots? Or his hair or his fingernails cut?
He cuts his hair and shaves his beard with reflected heat vision. I would assume the same for his nails. How he did that as a child (considering it's rather complicated and controlled) is up for debate.

I assume his folks faked immunization records. Any medical examine would discover he's not human.
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Ah, shoot. The page isn't working. Well, the question is, if Wolverine was circumcised, did his foreskin grow back?
well the age he was born in (remember he's well over 200 years old) i don't think they did much circumcision so i'm gonna go with his foreskin was never cut off
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I kind of wonder if Wolverine can get cancer. I mean, if he could, that'd be pretty nasty, since the cancer is actually your own cells growing out of control, so it'd be pretty hard to treat on a guy whose cells are probably resistant to radiation and chemotherapy, and grow back if cut out.
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isn't that what Deadpool has
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He cuts his hair and shaves his beard with reflected heat vision. I would assume the same for his nails. How he did that as a child (considering it's rather complicated and controlled) is up for debate.

I assume his folks faked immunization records. Any medical examine would discover he's not human.
Oh yeah! I was reading the Superman titles back when Johm Byrne had them and remember him doing that bit. I always liked that. It would also explain why Clark doesn't deviate from his regular hairstyle.
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Oh yeah! I was reading the Superman titles back when Johm Byrne had them and remember him doing that bit. I always liked that. It would also explain why Clark doesn't deviate from his regular hairstyle.
They used to think about that stuff in Byrne's day. Now, they seem more obsessed with gritty twists. I used to like in the Silver Age when Hal would explain some logistical matter like how he hid his battery.
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Clark would have had to be home schooled. You can't trust a kid that young not to reveal his super-powers, accidentally or on purpose.
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Yo.

that depends on if he had his boosted physique when he was a kid or not; we've seen them waffle back & forth on the subject depending on the version, and even in the versions when he did, his upbringing was such that he had access to a lot of that good 'ol "country common sense" which would/could help him keep his mouth shut......




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I'm pretty sure CIRCUMCISE ALL THE PENISES is a relatively new phenomenon.
Also, yes. Wolverine with Cancer is just Deadpool.
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Anybody else remember that old episode of Mind of Mencia, on Comedy Central with Carlos Mencia? He has Voiceover Guy mock new films with him, and one of them is Fantastic Four (with Grafunder).

Mencia says he would use his stretching powers to bang chicks in China from his couch at home, and Voiceover Guy says Reed's new name is Fantastic Foreskin Man.
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This whole arguments pointless guys, Wolverine is a chick now. We should be talking about if her cherry was popped yet, and it not... does THAT heal every time? That's awesome and horrifying at the same time. Like the girl on the Daredevil series' character from True Blood...

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This whole arguments pointless guys, Wolverine is a chick now. We should be talking about if her cherry was popped yet, and it not... does THAT heal every time? That's awesome and horrifying at the same time. Like the girl on the Daredevil series' character from True Blood...

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You know that not all women have those, right?
OH no wait, this is a GL forum...of course you don't know that.
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You know that not all women have those, right?
OH no wait, this is a GL forum...of course you don't know that.
Looks like we have another minority to add to the list!

Yes... I'm aware that some women are born without a hymen, but I also know that some males are only born with one testicle, or a tiny penis. None of that matters in a conversation about fictional characters. Don't try and insult my intelligence and put me in the same boat as Ion with 'real world' knowledge. I know the difference between they're, their, and there... thank you VERY much. And I also know that 'dingleberries' isn't a term for my testicles.

Assuming everyone here's an idiot sure makes you look smart though!

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Don't try and insult my intelligence and put me in the same boat as Ion with 'real world' knowledge. I know the difference between they're, their, and there... thank you VERY much. And I also know that 'dingleberries' isn't a term for my testicles.

Assuming everyone here's an idiot sure makes you look smart though!

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