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Old 09-03-2019, 08:01 PM   #176
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That should be on the Welcome board at the state line.
Lol that would be hilarious
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Old 09-04-2019, 02:05 AM   #177
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Old 09-04-2019, 02:29 PM   #178
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Ha!
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Old 09-04-2019, 03:39 PM   #179
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Yep, I think Jeff should definitely submit it to the Florida tourism board.
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Old 09-04-2019, 06:27 PM   #180
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Yep, I think Jeff should definitely submit it to the Florida tourism board.

I would submit this whole thread and every story in it! I mean, this kind of stupidity doesn't come cheap. And whoever contributed to it gets full credit as far as I'm concerned. There should be a link to this thread on the state's website. These stories are akin to car crashes...they are terrible awful experiences, but you know you can't help but stare as you slow down and pass by. Or it's like a ballgame being played by sloth/raccoon hybrids trying to see how far they can throw the bat.
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Old 09-04-2019, 08:36 PM   #181
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My uncle and my aunt have both moved to Florida in the last couple of years separately as they retired. I should start text bombing them with some of this comedy gold.
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Old 09-05-2019, 01:42 AM   #182
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My sister lives there full time for the past 20 years or so. She and her husband run a used appliance store, which is a successful business in their locale. I lived with her for roughly a year after Mom passed, and dude, I cant even begin to describe some of the shit I saw. They had a loaded gun underneath the counter. That should tell you a lot of things.
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Old 09-18-2019, 12:47 AM   #183
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Just when you think Florida can't possibly top itself again.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-c...224936679.html
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Old 09-18-2019, 06:23 AM   #184
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Just when you think Florida can't possibly top itself again.

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That is f***in HOTT

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Old 09-18-2019, 08:52 AM   #185
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The comment section on the DUI couple is pretty good.
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Old 09-18-2019, 02:43 PM   #186
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The comment section on the DUI couple is pretty good.
"Then the couple was charged with FUI."

I lived in Florida for two years, and it really does have a very peculiar breed of mentally deficient crackers. Los Angeles is swarming with truly insane homeless people who any civilized society would place in special public housing, but most of the Bizarros in Florida are semi-functional and have some sort of jobs and homes.

I'm speculating that for a couple of hundred years, Florida's unique climate, low-cost housing, free-flowing alcohol and seedy beach areas attracted a low class of people whose mental problems were heritable.

The difference between California and Florida seems to be the difference between the insanity that can strike in any bloodline. and a stupidity that's been achieved over generations through selective breeding.
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Old 10-04-2019, 06:56 PM   #187
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Yo.

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A man who traveled from Norway to Florida to surprise his father-in-law was accidentally shot dead by him instead





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Old 10-05-2019, 10:25 PM   #188
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My first question: what the hell are you doing banging on someone's door, then running away...only to do it again, but this time at the back door and jump out of the bushes? I want to feel bad, but this little tiny part of me says "he deserved to get shot." Not killed, but just shot. Like in the arm or something.



But then I remember its Florida and do an LOL.
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Old 11-08-2019, 06:40 PM   #189
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As Jim Cornette said of Bam Bam Bigelow, he looks like he fell asleep with his head on the funny paper.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...umU?li=BBnbfcL
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Old 11-10-2019, 11:29 PM   #190
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As Jim Cornette said of Bam Bam Bigelow, he looks like he fell asleep with his head on the funny paper.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...umU?li=BBnbfcL

Life is irony. My sister, who lives in Sarasota (but has the common sense of a New Englander) is up to visit this week. She mist have sprinkled a little Florida magic on teh intarwebs. 😁
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A Florida dog put a car into reverse and drove it in circles for nearly an hour



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Old 11-23-2019, 02:42 PM   #192
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Even Florida's DOGS are an embarrassment to our country try! Haha!!
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Old 11-23-2019, 02:54 PM   #193
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What are you talking about, Dave? That dog put on his turn signal, which is more than I can say for a lot of the human drivers I see on the road.
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Old 11-23-2019, 02:59 PM   #194
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What are you talking about, Dave? That dog put on his turn signal, which is more than I can say for a lot of the human drivers I see on the road.
And he stayed on the road for over an hour. Not bad, really.
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In his past life he was a bird who fed his nestlings this way.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...ops/ar-BBXutus
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Old 12-03-2019, 08:30 PM   #196
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In his past life he was a bird who fed his nestlings this way.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...ops/ar-BBXutus
What an asshole!! If someone did that to my mom I'd break both his arms so he couldn't feed himself.
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