Your All Time Favourite Quotes, Vol. 2 - Page 6

Maverick_GL · 02-08-2010, 03:12 AM

"Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces. Do you just stop and think "wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am"?"
- Detective Mills, Se7en

"Only in a world this shitty could you say those were innocent people and keep a straight face. And that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home. And we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's commonplace, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon and night. "
- John Doe, Se7en

Caleb Lancaster · 02-08-2010, 03:22 AM

"What do you think Happens when a Mugger meets another Mugger in the alley way?
Shoot out or the Mugger equivalent of Bus Drivers driving by each other?"
"I'd imagine those are the same thing."

JohnnyV · 02-08-2010, 03:51 AM

"Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!" - Black Dynamite

irongreen2814 · 02-09-2010, 04:09 AM

Wallace Wells: Watch out! It's that one guy!
Scott Pilgrim: OK THANK YOU WALLACE!

The_Mad_Dragon · 02-09-2010, 10:52 AM

"When you ask for trouble, you should not be surprised when it finds you."
―Plo Koon

IndigoMatrix57 · 02-09-2010, 06:47 PM

"Do you think this letter on my forehead stands for France?"
- Captain America, Ultimates 1 Volume 2.

The_Mad_Dragon · 02-09-2010, 09:06 PM

I am the very model of a scientist salarian. I've studied species turian, asari and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian. I am the very model of a scientist salarian. (sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" from Pirates of Penzance)
-Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2.

Caleb Lancaster · 02-10-2010, 02:37 PM

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."

The_Mad_Dragon · 02-10-2010, 03:52 PM

Suspect: I didn't steal nothing!
Crews: Of course not. You can't steal nothing. Nothing doesn't exist.

Ted: What are you thinking about?
Crews: What I want and what I need.
Ted: What do you want?
Crews: A peaceful soul.
Ted: What do you need?
Crews: I need a bigger gun.

fearless2814.1 · 02-10-2010, 07:17 PM

"Crap! According to the internet, they canceled my favorite comic!"

"It's just a comic book."

"There's no such thing as JUST a comic book."

"Well, he's still in that team book thingy, isn't he?"

"I GUESS so. It's not the same, though."

~Paco and Brenda, discussing the cancellation of a comic book. Guess which one.

(Booster Gold #29, Blue Beetle back-up feature)

Mrt1000son · 02-10-2010, 09:33 PM

"YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!" - Kamina, Gurren Lagann

The_Mad_Dragon · 02-10-2010, 10:58 PM

ThugBoy: I will not stand idly by and allow a world-class derrière to remain uncommented-upon. That's just how I roll, son.

The_Mad_Dragon · 02-11-2010, 03:45 PM

The Collector's attacked our ship. They took our crew, our friends. They think we're helpless. They're wrong. They started a war, but we're not here to finish it. We're here to make them regret -- to show them and everyone else what happens when you go too far. No more running, no more waiting. Let's hit them where they live.
-Commander Shepard.

Yoda: "Stubborn and hard is your head. Soften it we will."
Luke: "I stood on my head to soften it?"
Yoda: "Mysterious are the ways of the Force."
Luke: "Did you just make me stand on my head for two hours because I was annoying you?"
Yoda: "Very mysterious."

W.West · 02-11-2010, 07:37 PM

"If [my daughters] bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude, what's your name?' And he says, 'Uh, Cinjun.' I say, 'Cinjun, you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last.'" - Bruce Willis

Caleb Lancaster · 02-11-2010, 07:45 PM

"If I ever met Bruce Willis, I think I might just ask him to kill me, because it's the only honorable way to die in this new world."

fearless2814.1 · 02-11-2010, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.West

"If [my daughters] bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude, what's your name?' And he says, 'Uh, Cinjun.' I say, 'Cinjun, you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last.'" - Bruce Willis

...Nice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caleb Lancaster

"If I ever met Bruce Willis, I think I might just ask him to kill me, because it's the only honorable way to die in this new world."

Wow... who said that? You?

Caleb Lancaster · 02-11-2010, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fearless2814.1

...Nice.

Wow... who said that? You?

It's paraphrased from something my brother said when we riffed on Live Free or Die Hard.
I planned to upload it, but my Computer crapped out and I lost the Data.

fearless2814.1 · 02-11-2010, 08:10 PM

Ah, sucks. Still awesome, tho.

Caleb Lancaster · 02-11-2010, 08:15 PM

I plan to make some Riffs and put them online, I'm thinking of doing them for the final Season of Lost, and of Psych along with some Public Domain movies and maybe some you've heard of.

irongreen2814 · 02-11-2010, 08:16 PM

"A word to the wise from someone who's been down this road for a while. The mask is supposed to hide your face. Don't let it hide your heart"
Captain Ameirica talking to Spider-Man

BLUELCMISHRA · 02-11-2010, 10:07 PM

Family Guy:
African American Heart monitor.
Yeah...yeah....yeah.... yeah....he alright
yeah.... yeah... yeah.... yeah.... aw he dead.
Bill cosby version
mmmmbeeep.........mmmmbeeep.....zibbitybobbitybooo p...mmmmmbeep

and of cours
Roadhouse! (peter kicks some one)

W.West · 02-11-2010, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLUELCMISHRA

Family Guy:
African American Heart monitor.
Yeah...yeah....yeah.... yeah....he alright
yeah.... yeah... yeah.... yeah.... aw he dead.
Bill cosby version
mmmmbeeep.........mmmmbeeep.....zibbitybobbitybooo p...mmmmmbeep

and of cours
Roadhouse! (peter kicks some one)

GOD I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!

metalliccorps · 02-11-2010, 10:27 PM

Lois: Typical male fantasy, women drinking beer. I guarantee you a man made that commercial.

Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

metalliccorps · 02-11-2010, 10:28 PM

Peter: Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

metalliccorps · 02-11-2010, 10:29 PM

Lois: Okay here we go, "What color is a firetruck?"

Peter: Aww, oh God I always get these. Umm..okay..uhh..all right..firetruck..firetruck firetruck firetruck firetruck. What color are those red firetrucks? Uhh..Oh god I can picture them now...all red and everything.

02-08-2010, 03:12 AM	#126
Maverick_GL Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Biot, Sector 3601 Posts: 12,048	"Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces. Do you just stop and think "wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am"?" - Detective Mills, Se7en "Only in a world this shitty could you say those were innocent people and keep a straight face. And that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home. And we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's commonplace, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon and night. " - John Doe, Se7en __________________ Last edited by Maverick_GL; 02-08-2010 at 03:25 AM.

02-08-2010, 03:22 AM	#127
Caleb Lancaster Reluctant Human Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sleepin' it off Posts: 3,113	"What do you think Happens when a Mugger meets another Mugger in the alley way? Shoot out or the Mugger equivalent of Bus Drivers driving by each other?" "I'd imagine those are the same thing." __________________ The Magnificent Samurai Life's a Joke, and Death is the Punchline. So you will always Laugh too Soon.

02-08-2010, 03:51 AM	#128
JohnnyV Slap Da Poozer Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 5,013 Blog Entries: 4	"Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!" - Black Dynamite __________________ Come To GuildWars2Forum.com. We have officially launched, come join in on the discussion.

02-09-2010, 10:52 AM	#130
The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Zamaron Posts: 2,499 Blog Entries: 1	"When you ask for trouble, you should not be surprised when it finds you." ―Plo Koon __________________ "You can't run from death forever... but you can make the son of a bitch work for it." -My Grandfather, two weeks before he passed away at the age of 103.

02-09-2010, 09:06 PM	#132
The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Zamaron Posts: 2,499 Blog Entries: 1	I am the very model of a scientist salarian. I've studied species turian, asari and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian. I am the very model of a scientist salarian. (sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" from Pirates of Penzance) -Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2. __________________ "You can't run from death forever... but you can make the son of a bitch work for it." -My Grandfather, two weeks before he passed away at the age of 103.

02-09-2010, 06:47 PM	#131
IndigoMatrix57 Sinestro's Sparring Partner Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Ventura, CA Posts: 140	"Do you think this letter on my forehead stands for France?" - Captain America, Ultimates 1 Volume 2.

02-10-2010, 02:37 PM	#133
Caleb Lancaster Reluctant Human Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sleepin' it off Posts: 3,113	"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." __________________ The Magnificent Samurai Life's a Joke, and Death is the Punchline. So you will always Laugh too Soon.

02-10-2010, 03:52 PM	#134
The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Zamaron Posts: 2,499 Blog Entries: 1	Suspect: I didn't steal nothing! Crews: Of course not. You can't steal nothing. Nothing doesn't exist. Ted: What are you thinking about? Crews: What I want and what I need. Ted: What do you want? Crews: A peaceful soul. Ted: What do you need? Crews: I need a bigger gun. __________________ "You can't run from death forever... but you can make the son of a bitch work for it." -My Grandfather, two weeks before he passed away at the age of 103. Last edited by The_Mad_Dragon; 02-10-2010 at 04:03 PM.

02-10-2010, 07:17 PM	#135
fearless2814.1 Agent Orange Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: On The Run Posts: 7,842 Blog Entries: 23	"Crap! According to the internet, they canceled my favorite comic!" "It's just a comic book." "There's no such thing as *JUST* a comic book." "Well, he's still in that team book thingy, isn't he?" "I *GUESS* so. It's not the same, though." ~Paco and Brenda, discussing the cancellation of a comic book. Guess which one. (Booster Gold #29, Blue Beetle back-up feature) __________________ MIGHTY WARRIORS THREE!

02-10-2010, 09:33 PM	#136
Mrt1000son Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Korriban Posts: 3,611	"YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!" - Kamina, Gurren Lagann __________________ "I have broken the spine of the galaxy…Sometimes, things must be broken in order to be rebuilt. As I have bent the Force to my will, so I will bend the galaxy and it will know order. My true work is about to begin." - Darth Krayt, Living Lord of the Sith

02-10-2010, 10:58 PM	#137
The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Zamaron Posts: 2,499 Blog Entries: 1	ThugBoy: I will not stand idly by and allow a world-class derrière to remain uncommented-upon. That's just how I roll, son. __________________ "You can't run from death forever... but you can make the son of a bitch work for it." -My Grandfather, two weeks before he passed away at the age of 103.

02-11-2010, 03:45 PM	#138
The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Zamaron Posts: 2,499 Blog Entries: 1	The Collector's attacked our ship. They took our crew, our friends. They think we're helpless. They're wrong. They started a war, but we're not here to finish it. We're here to make them regret -- to show them and everyone else what happens when you go too far. No more running, no more waiting. Let's hit them where they live. -Commander Shepard. Yoda: "Stubborn and hard is your head. Soften it we will." Luke: "I stood on my head to soften it?" Yoda: "Mysterious are the ways of the Force." Luke: "Did you just make me stand on my head for two hours because I was annoying you?" Yoda: "Very mysterious." __________________ "You can't run from death forever... but you can make the son of a bitch work for it." -My Grandfather, two weeks before he passed away at the age of 103. Last edited by The_Mad_Dragon; 02-11-2010 at 04:04 PM.

02-11-2010, 07:37 PM	#139
W.West SlumFlash Millionaire Join Date: May 2008 Location: Detroit,MI & LosAngeles, CA Posts: 16,534 Blog Entries: 62	"If [my daughters] bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude, what's your name?' And he says, 'Uh, Cinjun.' I say, 'Cinjun, you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last.'" - Bruce Willis __________________ Green Lantern Corps Cast Episode #4!!!!!- CLICK HERE Year...One in Review: The Huntress!!! Interview with Emerald Warriors Artist Fernando Pasarin!!!!- READ HERE

02-11-2010, 07:45 PM	#140
Caleb Lancaster Reluctant Human Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sleepin' it off Posts: 3,113	"If I ever met Bruce Willis, I think I might just ask him to kill me, because it's the only honorable way to die in this new world." __________________ The Magnificent Samurai Life's a Joke, and Death is the Punchline. So you will always Laugh too Soon.

02-11-2010, 08:10 PM	#143
fearless2814.1 Agent Orange Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: On The Run Posts: 7,842 Blog Entries: 23	Ah, sucks. Still awesome, tho. __________________ MIGHTY WARRIORS THREE!

02-11-2010, 08:15 PM	#144
Caleb Lancaster Reluctant Human Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sleepin' it off Posts: 3,113	I plan to make some Riffs and put them online, I'm thinking of doing them for the final Season of Lost, and of Psych along with some Public Domain movies and maybe some you've heard of. __________________ The Magnificent Samurai Life's a Joke, and Death is the Punchline. So you will always Laugh too Soon.

02-11-2010, 10:07 PM	#146
BLUELCMISHRA Senior Corps Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 886	Family Guy: African American Heart monitor. Yeah...yeah....yeah.... yeah....he alright yeah.... yeah... yeah.... yeah.... aw he dead. Bill cosby version mmmmbeeep.........mmmmbeeep.....zibbitybobbitybooo p...mmmmmbeep and of cours Roadhouse! (peter kicks some one) __________________ The Daleks you have the ability to instill great Fear welcome to the Sinestro Corps. Response--- Wel---come? No We must Ex--ter---min---ate Sinestro

02-11-2010, 10:27 PM	#148
metalliccorps Leader of the Resistance Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 4,255	Lois: Typical male fantasy, women drinking beer. I guarantee you a man made that commercial. Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner. __________________ The Warriors Three Podcast

02-11-2010, 10:28 PM	#149
metalliccorps Leader of the Resistance Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 4,255	Peter: Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment. __________________ The Warriors Three Podcast

02-11-2010, 10:29 PM	#150
metalliccorps Leader of the Resistance Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 4,255	Lois: Okay here we go, "What color is a firetruck?" Peter: Aww, oh God I always get these. Umm..okay..uhh..all right..firetruck..firetruck firetruck firetruck firetruck. What color are those red firetrucks? Uhh..Oh god I can picture them now...all red and everything. __________________ The Warriors Three Podcast

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