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Old 09-18-2015, 06:17 PM   #26
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Florida man arrested for refusal to stop masturbating in a Burger King

http://crimefeed.com/2015/09/florida...refusing-stop/


You've got to click on the link and see this guy's mugshot. It is priceless.
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Old 09-20-2015, 04:38 AM   #27
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OMC that is the best. Lol


Here's some more giggles:

Florida Man Looking For Pot Texts The Worst Number Humanly Possible

This is mostly a story in pics, so here's the link:

https://www.distractify.com/mariamsh....html?ts_pid=2

Perhaps this one got a bit too much sun, me thinks.
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Old 09-25-2015, 05:45 PM   #29
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I LOVE that Bugs gif. Need one where he saw off Mass so NH can be rid of it!
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Old 10-03-2015, 02:20 PM   #31
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And the Florida Effect takes even the wholesome Partridge Family:

David Cassidy charged with leaving scene of crash



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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Former teen idol David Cassidy has been charged with leaving the scene of an accident and driving with an expired tag after a crash in Florida last month.

The Sun Sentinel quotes police as saying that the 65-year-old Cassidy sideswiped a truck and then tried to cover his license plate before driving away with a flat tire. The charges were filed Wednesday. Authorities said witnesses identified Cassidy as the driver in a photo lineup.

Cassidy's lawyer, Jason Forman, says the police report is riddled with inconsistencies. He says Cassidy gave police his driver's license and registration before leaving the scene. A hearing has been scheduled for Oct. 27.

Cassidy, who starred in "The Partridge Family" television show, lives in Fort Lauderdale. He filed for bankruptcy earlier this year.
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Old 10-05-2015, 08:29 PM   #33
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I'm tellin' ya- the stories in this thread are the type of thing you should use in a scrap book to tell your grandchildren when they go to bed at night.

"And what did we learn tonight, Timmy?"

"Not to be a dumbass, Grandma."

"You are a very smart little boy, Timmy. Grandma is so proud of you!"

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Old 10-07-2015, 12:48 AM   #34
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As soon as I saw this headline in a promo, I clicked on it because I wanted to check the dateline.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...y.html?ref=yfp
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Old 10-07-2015, 01:37 AM   #35
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As soon as I saw this headline in a promo, I clicked on it because I wanted to check the dateline.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...y.html?ref=yfp
1. Wtf r u doin leaving $720 lying around within a child's reach?

2. You're worried about custody NOW?
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Old 10-18-2015, 07:39 AM   #36
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I believe I lived in the "old people and heroin" area for a while.
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Old 10-21-2015, 04:45 AM   #37
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When A 6-Year-Old Gets Off the Bus in Her Underwear, Mom Never Expected this Excuse From the School



While picking up his 6-year-old daughter from her school bus on Tuesday, Florida dad Raymond McCurdy learned a jarring reality: the little girl was carrying a bag of her own soiled clothing, humiliated and in tears.
But after learning how his daughter was placed in the distressing situation, News 6 reports, McCurdy wants to ensure it can never happen again.

Image Credit: Screenshot/News 6

The 6-year-old girl was in class at Belle Terre Elementary School in Palm Coast when she raised her hand, needing to go to the bathroom. When the teacher reportedly ignored the girl, she did what kids are known to do when they just can’t hold it in any longer, soiling her underwear and pants.
Rather than call the McCurdys to bring a change of clothes, the girl’s parents say that the school forced her to ride home on the school bus in nothing but a soiled shirt and a pair of school-issued underwear. It led to the girl being “picked on, bullied” and “laughed at,” her mother Jennifer said.
The McCurdys also noted that their little girl “has medical issues and when she has to go, she has to go,” which they say the school knew about.
Mr. McCurdy immediately went to speak with the assistant principal about the incident, saying:
“We asked her why my daughter was sent home in just panties and a T-shirt, and she begins to tell me, ‘We thought she had a long enough shirt to be able to put her on the school bus and send her home.'”
The McCurdys say they’ve hired a lawyer in connection to the incident, explaining that they don’t want any child to be placed in such a situation again.

Image Credit: Screenshot/News 6

While the Belle Terre Elementary dress code states that clothing must be a minimum of 4 inches above the knee, the parents say the school violated its own policy by sending her home dressed as she was, as the girl’s shirt left more skin than that exposed.
A study published by the Journal of Urology reports that upwards of 15% of kids wet their pants at school.


So, apparently, Stupid is also taught at Florida schools as well.
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Old 10-22-2015, 11:38 PM   #39
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Deep Down in Florida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzLB4xAY10Y
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A good chuckle I had reading that. Haha

"Grand Theft Florida" should be a video game. Dumbest person wins.
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Old 12-14-2015, 09:30 PM   #41
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And Florida just keeps on failing.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...214-story.html
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Woman arrested for riding motorized cart through Walmart while eating chicken, drinking wine

http://fox2now.com/2015/12/27/woman-...drinking-wine/

God, how I've missed you Florida, you whacky kids with your meth and motorized carts.
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Old 12-28-2015, 02:03 PM   #44
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^ and sushi, so, you know, there's that level of sophistication. Unless of course it means she grabbed a gold fish and ate it.
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Old 12-28-2015, 03:48 PM   #45
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Woman arrested for riding motorized cart through Walmart while eating chicken, drinking wine

http://fox2now.com/2015/12/27/woman-...drinking-wine/

God, how I've missed you Florida, you whacky kids with your meth and motorized carts.
Like a boss.
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No cash to open a bank account? Don't do what this guy allegedly did
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This guy is an absolutely beautiful Florida specimen. I sorta wish I was a friend of his on Facebook so I could leave sarcastic remarks on his profile. Lol

Btw, did you see at the bottom of the page that Huffington Post has their own Florida tag? It warms my heart. <3
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If he had gotten away with this, I suppose it wouldn't qualify as a Florida fail.

http://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/article59273188.html
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If he had gotten away with this, I suppose it wouldn't qualify as a Florida fail.

http://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/article59273188.html
Just for the lols

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Florida man dies in meth lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/1...farts-on-fire/

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