Your favorite quotes

[Fearless]

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?' Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'"

-Charlie Brown

[Trey Strain]

"I'll make Ric Flair pay through the nose for that. And when Flair pays through the nose, he PAYS!"

-- Roddy Piper

[Trey Strain]

"I heard that their father, Lee Harvey Osmond, like, killed one of the presidents."

"Yeah, yeah, I heard that too."

Butt-Head and Beavis while watching a video of the singing Osmonds.

[Trey Strain]

"We goan git down, an' we goan git funky like a monkey. An' we goan do it in PUDLIC, eef you weel."

-- Dusty Rhodes

[Trey Strain]

"And if we ain't got no monkey, we goan get funky anyway."

-- Dusty Rhodes

[Trey Strain]

"I'd be willing to be choked a few times to have him on my team."

-- Seattle Supersonics head coach George Karl, in reaction to Golden State Warriors player Latrell Sprewell's choking his coach, P.J. Carlesimo, on the sidelines during a game.

[Jeff]

"What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world's beauty, is everything!"
—HPL in a letter to Maurice W. Moe, January 1929
(Photograph is Lovecraft and Moe, July 18/19, 1936.)

[Trey Strain]

"Space Mountain is the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line!"

-- Ric Flair, likening his penis to the Disney attraction.

[Jeff]

“Are you okay?” he asked, fighting down the urge to give her a hug.

Her eyes went wide and she gave an involuntary headshake. “Me? What are you talking about? You almost got eaten twice and you’re asking about me?”

Max Hawthorne, Kronos Rising

[Trey Strain]

"Be a man and get a Rolls-Royce!"

-- Ric Flair to Dusty Rhodes

[Trey Strain]

"Howyfield got a widdle nick on his eah. Whut's da pwobwem?'

-- Mike Tyson

[Trey Strain]

"Only assholes hate fruitcake."

-- Trey Strain

(Let the outrage commence!)

[Space Cop]

I'm really picky with desserts. Although I like most fruit and I like some nuts, I hate either in a dessert, which makes fruit cake absolutely unappealing. Make of that what you will.

I'm more of a salty snack fan anyway.

[Jeff]

"I knew you had potential, lad."

Kup to Rodimus Prime after saving the universe from Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie.

[Space Cop]

"That makes no sense and so do I."

―Daffy Duck

[Trey Strain]

"Now we go to school!"

-- Ric Flair, when he puts you in the figure four death-lock

[buffalorock]

“There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.”
-Ali Bin Abi Thalib

[Fearless]

"The things I do for friends I can't stand..."

-Taskmaster

[Trey Strain]

At the press conference following a tough loss.

Sports reporter: What do you think about your team's execution?

N.C. Stare basketball coach Jim Valvano: I'm in favor of it.

[Trey Strain]

"I bet her skin is as soft as a pocketful of mice."

-- Chester Goode of Gunsmoke, admiring an attractive woman

[Trey Strain]

"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed."

-- William Gibson

[Jeff]

"Why am I always the last to know?"
-Cobra Commander, 1985

[Space Cop]

Originally Posted by Trey Strain

"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed."

-- William Gibson

Awesome. I love Gibson.

[Trey Strain]

"I didn't mean to kill nobody. I just meant to shoot the son of a bitch in the head and two times in the chest. Him dying was between him and the Lord."

-- R.L. Burnside

[Trey Strain]

All of her quotes are great.

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