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Old 05-10-2019, 03:08 PM   #551
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Dennis Rodman needs to get back to his real job of negotiating with North Korea.

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Old 05-13-2019, 08:30 PM   #552
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Man crashes into a parked cop car, tells the officer, "It's not my fault I crashed, it's because I'm drunk."

Heard about this on JDB's Thin The Herd segment over the radio this morning.
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:24 PM   #553
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https://www.twincities.com/2019/05/2...police-search/

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Old 05-21-2019, 10:17 PM   #554
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Heard about this on JDB on the way into work:

Indian man cuts off finger after accidentally voting for wrong party
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Old 06-27-2019, 05:56 PM   #555
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When a woman has had her pick of men but has been with bad ones for 30 years, it's time for her to stop blaming the men.

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Old 07-03-2019, 05:49 PM   #556
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I knew a guy once who IDOLIZED medical doctors. He thought they were the bomb! But I've seen enough stuff like this now to know that my skepticism about what he was gushing was justified.

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Old 07-03-2019, 05:58 PM   #557
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This fool is 60 years old. How did he even manage to live that long, let alone remain out of prison?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/road-rage...143403014.html
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Old 07-03-2019, 06:09 PM   #558
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This man wasn't a kid. He was 34. So maybe you should tell all the adults you know to never do anything on a dare.

https://people.com/health/man-likely...es-salmonella/
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Old 07-16-2019, 03:29 PM   #559
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Whose life is so barren that they follow people like this on Twitter? A lot of people, apparently.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1057033...ed-twitter-war
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Old 08-03-2019, 05:39 PM   #560
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At the very least, she should have expected him to slap the living shit out of her. And I still have no idea what an "Instagram influencer" is, nor do I care.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-boyfri...205342288.html
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Yo.

.....and his address too, as it turns out: https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/..._headlines_hed

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Old 08-07-2019, 07:55 PM   #562
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Yo.

https://www.kiro7.com/news/south-sou...face/973616564

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Old 08-07-2019, 08:39 PM   #563
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Reminds me of this broad...

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Old 08-07-2019, 09:59 PM   #564
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Reminds me of a meme making the rounds with this.japanese girl trying to pull an octopus off her face and its stuck to her cheek and eyelid. The caption of the meme is something to the effect of " when I try to pull my ballsack off the inside of my leg". So damn funny
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Old 08-07-2019, 10:20 PM   #565
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Reminds of the idiot who took a selfie with a rattlesnake.
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Old 08-07-2019, 10:43 PM   #566
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What a moron!
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Person Accidentally Texts Missouri Police Officer About Getting High

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Yo.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-york-...ver-detectives

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Old 08-19-2019, 10:24 PM   #569
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Omar and Tlaib promote boycott of Israel by planning trip to Israel and then complaining when they are boycotted.
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This might belong in a mental illness thread instead of a dumbass thread. But here goes.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/de...M3Z?li=BBnbfcL
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Old 08-28-2019, 10:21 PM   #571
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I'm loosely paraphrasing an actual social media fail by a group of high school idiots:

White Girl: says something dumb (I don't remember what)

Black Girl: white cracka

White Girl: (immediate racial slur)

Middle Eastern Girl: (gets involved)

White Girl: (generic xenophobic remark)

Some Boy: I'mma post a picture of a gun and threaten to murder White Girl's entire family

Cops: Oh look, death threats and terrorist remarks. Coffee break's over

My Mom: White people are the victims of racism, not the perpetrators of it. They aren't allowed to do anything offensive.

This was at dinner last night, by the way.
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Old 08-28-2019, 11:15 PM   #572
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I love your parents!

If it's any consolation, my mother has become a born again super left liberal in her 60s. She can't stand that both of her children, my brother and I, both turned into hardcore conservatives. A lot of amusing moments as we take turns trying to piss her off for the other's amusement now and then.
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I love your parents!

If it's any consolation, my mother has become a born again super left liberal in her 60s. She can't stand that both of her children, my brother and I, both turned into hardcore conservatives. A lot of amusing moments as we take turns trying to piss her off for the other's amusement now and then.
I always find that dynamic (which I think of the Family Ties relationship) amusing just because it's the opposite of what you expect (or at least of the stereotype). For my part, I'm slightly more conservative than my mother, but she still votes Republican mostly. I'm way more conservative than my blood father, though. He's a leftover hippie, but he's not a big part of my life. We can still talk easy enough, though, because I happen to love that music.
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Yeah! Family Ties was a great twist on that stereotype. Usually you expect the strict conservative parents to have the rebellious liberal kids, and they did it backwards. Our mom was always kind of in the middle and very moderate, but when my brother and I grew up mom remarried a super liberal. Love him to death and he's like a second father to me. We like to play pranks on each other during election season where we steal each other's political sign out of our yards and replace it with the opposite candidate. One year he strapped an Obama sign to the back of my pickup truck. So yeah, we have a good time with it. It's my mom who as a super left convert gets all pissy when my brother and I try to f*ck with her. It doesn't stop us of course lol.
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:21 AM   #575
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One year he strapped an Obama sign to the back of my pickup truck
I thought about doing this to my younger sister's husband, but regarding football (he's a New York sports fan), switching his sports team license plate frame for one he absolutely hates.

But then it came to light he's a massive jerk and if I did something, I wouldn't do it to mess with him, I'd do it to genuinely hurt his feelings. As such, it would probably be illegal and I have since decided to just ignore his entire existence.

But hey, at least some people have fun with this stuff and don't let it go too much to their heads.
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