The Green Lantern Corps Message Board

Go Back   The Green Lantern Corps Message Board > Green Lanternverse > Green Lantern: New Guardians/Kyle Rayner
FLASHCHAT

Kyle Rayner
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-08-2011, 09:10 PM   #26
Michael Heide
Heide Finition
 
Michael Heide's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Cologne, Germany
Posts: 11,863
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay View Post
Did you seriously not understand that this thread was ALSO one of those jokes?
I know it started out as one.
Michael Heide is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-08-2011, 10:21 PM   #27
Dr. Naysay
Guardian of the Universe
 
Dr. Naysay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 8,423
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Heide View Post
I know it started out as one.
Earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did....
Dr. Naysay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-08-2011, 10:35 PM   #28
Michael Heide
Heide Finition
 
Michael Heide's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Cologne, Germany
Posts: 11,863
Default

Whatever.
Michael Heide is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-08-2011, 10:50 PM   #29
Dr. Naysay
Guardian of the Universe
 
Dr. Naysay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 8,423
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Heide View Post
Whatever.
Dr. Naysay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-08-2011, 10:54 PM   #30
Michael Heide
Heide Finition
 
Michael Heide's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Cologne, Germany
Posts: 11,863
Default

Just stop boring me and die already.
Michael Heide is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-08-2011, 10:55 PM   #31
Dr. Naysay
Guardian of the Universe
 
Dr. Naysay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 8,423
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Heide View Post
Just stop boring me and die already.
Dr. Naysay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2011, 09:23 AM   #32
redjirachi
Star Sapphire's Love Slave
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: New Zealand,Earth
Posts: 351
Default

Kyle isn't a serial killer.His penis is.Think about it,everyone Kyle has slept with ended up dying.This is because his penis is sentient,and a serial killer.It has a crippling fear of being in a vagina,so it engineers the deaths of everyone its inserted into.It convinced Major Force to shove Alex in the fridge.It rebuilt a Superman robot to kill Donna Troy.It led Jade to her death.

Kyle's penis is evil,and must be stopped!Sadly for Kyle,the brief minutes he was dead meant he couldn't have a quickie with Jade,as his penis was in Penis Hell(where all evil penises go.)Of course,it would be very quick as heaven was falling apart in the Blackest Night.To fix this,Kyle must slice off his manhood and replace it with the penis of the Earth-3 Kyle.As that Kyle is evil,his penis is good.
redjirachi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2011, 11:02 PM   #33
Dr. Naysay
Guardian of the Universe
 
Dr. Naysay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 8,423
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by redjirachi View Post
Kyle isn't a serial killer.His penis is.Think about it,everyone Kyle has slept with ended up dying.This is because his penis is sentient,and a serial killer.It has a crippling fear of being in a vagina,so it engineers the deaths of everyone its inserted into.It convinced Major Force to shove Alex in the fridge.It rebuilt a Superman robot to kill Donna Troy.It led Jade to her death.

Kyle's penis is evil,and must be stopped!Sadly for Kyle,the brief minutes he was dead meant he couldn't have a quickie with Jade,as his penis was in Penis Hell(where all evil penises go.)Of course,it would be very quick as heaven was falling apart in the Blackest Night.To fix this,Kyle must slice off his manhood and replace it with the penis of the Earth-3 Kyle.As that Kyle is evil,his penis is good.
u r mean. kyle iz not a mean badguy. he iz kewl and u shud ffel bad 4 making funz of him.

Dr. Naysay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2011, 12:03 AM   #34
Big Daddy Dave Skywalker
Moisture Farmer
 
Big Daddy Dave Skywalker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At Toshi Station picking up some power converters
Posts: 16,459
Default

I'm telling you guys, I'm smelling Identity Crisis II by Brad Meltzer and Rags Morales!

How awesome would it be if Kyle Rayner turned out to be the DCU's greatest serial killer? Working right under the noses of some of Earth's greatest detectives like the Batman?

Hunting the trail of the killer of Kyle's newest dead girlfriend (fill in the blank Titan or Outsider) brings the JLA right to the LAST person they ever suspected ! But in a HUGE twist, we find out in a totally unrelated event that Jay Garrick was ACTUALY the girl's father, which nobody knew because he molested her at a young age, was taken from Jay and Joan, and she grew up being raised by adoptive parents. The plot THEN turns to a Jay Garrick as central villan for a poorly resolved finish.

Damn! This stuff just writes itself!
__________________
Big Daddy Dave Skywalker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2011, 02:50 AM   #35
havik
Torch Bearer
 
havik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: rochester, ny
Posts: 3,998
Send a message via Yahoo to havik
Default

dave you know owe dc 35 gabillion dollars for that
havik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2011, 05:00 AM   #36
Shingo Wol
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

:facepalm:
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2011, 08:10 AM   #37
redjirachi
Star Sapphire's Love Slave
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: New Zealand,Earth
Posts: 351
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay View Post
u r mean. kyle iz not a mean badguy. he iz kewl and u shud ffel bad 4 making funz of him.

He is a good guy.Its his penis that is evil.The only other explanation is God hates Kyle and has his gfs killed off.And why would God hate Kyle?


Unless God is Geoff Johns,who has a raging mancrush for Hal Jordan(and Sinestro),and doesn't want Kyle to steal his bf
redjirachi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 10:24 PM   #38
The_Power_of_WillPrevails
Corpse Trainee
 
The_Power_of_WillPrevails's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 250
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by redjirachi View Post
Kyle isn't a serial killer.His penis is.Think about it,everyone Kyle has slept with ended up dying.This is because his penis is sentient,and a serial killer.It has a crippling fear of being in a vagina,so it engineers the deaths of everyone its inserted into.It convinced Major Force to shove Alex in the fridge.It rebuilt a Superman robot to kill Donna Troy.It led Jade to her death.

Kyle's penis is evil,and must be stopped!Sadly for Kyle,the brief minutes he was dead meant he couldn't have a quickie with Jade,as his penis was in Penis Hell(where all evil penises go.)Of course,it would be very quick as heaven was falling apart in the Blackest Night.To fix this,Kyle must slice off his manhood and replace it with the penis of the Earth-3 Kyle.As that Kyle is evil,his penis is good.
So do you have an infatuation with Kyle's penis. Do you want it in your mouth you sick f@#k. I bet you long for it don't you?
__________________
The_Power_of_WillPrevails is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 11:38 PM   #39
Lantern A-train
Guardian of the Universe
 
Lantern A-train's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 14,358
Default

^^ :raises hand:
__________________
I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.
Lantern A-train is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2011, 12:59 AM   #40
redjirachi
Star Sapphire's Love Slave
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: New Zealand,Earth
Posts: 351
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Power_of_WillPrevails View Post
So do you have an infatuation with Kyle's penis. Do you want it in your mouth you sick f@#k. I bet you long for it don't you?
I don't have an infatuation,serial killer organs aren't my style.And if Kyle's organ isn't sentient,then I have another theory-it is all Geoff Johns.He has a mancrush on Hal,and sees Kyle as a rival.Thus,he makes Kyle's life miserable by killing his GFs.All part of his master plan to make Hal his,via destroying Kyle's love life.And if it isn't a stalker with a crush syndrome,its Geoff only liking the pairing
redjirachi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-13-2019, 10:14 PM   #41
LanternAlgae
Major Force's Dinner Date
 
LanternAlgae's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 89
Default

In retrospect, I've concluded that Kyle is definitely a serial killer, and "Major Force" was just an elaborate construct.
LanternAlgae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-14-2019, 07:38 PM   #42
HalFingJordan
Alpha-Lantern
 
HalFingJordan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 2,461
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Heide View Post
Just stop boring me and die already.
Looks like you won the long game there, mate.
__________________
Tell me you hate your boyfriend and love me.

INVISIBLE SKY DADDY TO THE RESCUE!!!

You don't have to be stupid to believe in God. But it helps.

You can tell a Yorkshireman....but you can't tell him much.
HalFingJordan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 12:50 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.