Hookers & Pictionary

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by Space Cop

He has made it clear that she does that, she just doesn't finish there.

Oh. Oh! I getcha now! I don't know what he's complaining about them sounds like a good deal.

[Sylent_Asassin]

Originally Posted by DOOM

I learned to actually enjoy this for the humor it is. Plus I feel a whole lot better about myself and the honest, wise choices I make in life whenever he posts. non-believer? You choose.

You see, I've taken this approach from the outset. This thead, whether it's legit or not, is here for my entertainment, nothing more. To be honest, I've had more *LOL* moments in this thread than any other. Hell, I laughed out loud at Jay's earlier post this morning.

Initially, I was in the camp of, "Nobody could be this stupid," and I actually tried to offer advice (to no avail), but now? Aaah... whatever. Whether it's real or he's yanking our collective chains and laughing behind the scenes about how gullible we are, it is what it is, and I'm going to have fun with it along with everyone else.

This thread is like a bad book with tawdry, toilet humor that you can't put down because you absolutely must know what happens next. "No, don't click on the link! Don't click it! DON'T CLICK IT!!! NOOOOO!!!!! *click*

[Robinson]

[Jeff]

More honesty: even though I tease him and agree with just about everything Rob says, there is still a part of me (a very small part, roughly .004729%) that basically just feels bad for the kid. I can't imagine what kind of life he lives where he chooses to think of a prostitute as a healthy relationship. I do solemnly believe that if he took just a bit of the real positive advice people have given him throughout this thread, he would probably find a woman who loves him for him, not for his wallet, because its gonna come down hard on him on the day she says "I found someone else." I guess I have hope that he finds a real woman who loves him by the hour, not charge by the hour.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Originally Posted by IonFan

Jay i've heard it all and have ignored it all


another thing i am the only one she sees (PLEASE NOTE I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT THE FEMALE BODY BUT.........) everytime i see her her........... lets go with kitty is tight, how if she is indeed f@cking around she'd be loose right well she isn't

The fuck?!?

Hell, A-Train is gay and he knows more about women's naughty bits than you do!!

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Sylent_Asassin

I suppose I'm waiting for the update where he wakes up in a tub full of ice missing a kidney. That'll probably happen before the, "Hey guys! I just got blown" post.

I almost pissed myself when I read this. I still have a smirk on my face as I type this!

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by Big Daddy Dave

The fuck?!?

[IonFan]

omg guys i am so sorry for the late reply, this weekend as been h@ll for me with work and getting ready to send my nephew off to the AirForce i've been basy as h@ll

ok for my replys then............

Originally Posted by Jay Burg

So if yer the only one shes seeing and shes still tight, then yer either not fucking her and yer paying her to hold yer hand in public, or my pinky is bigger than yer dick.

Either way, stop it. Yer gonna get diseases that you don't already have. Kick that bitch to the curb and find a clean ho to take out on yer next vacation.

1) well i am white so.......

2) as i've said theirs/there's/they'res just something about her i just can't/don't won't to let her go

Originally Posted by Sylent_Asassin

Do you think this means something? By the way, what does she do for a living?

1) well it means she's letting her freak flag fly

2) i think she works at a restaurant of some kind, for reasons i understand she won't tell me the name of it

Originally Posted by Space Cop

See now, I guess this is just me, but I'd find the ears, like toes, a turn-off.

toes yeah i'm with ya on that but ears now not so much (it helped get my rocks off anyway)

Originally Posted by Big Daddy Dave

The fuck?!?

Hell, A-Train is gay and he knows more about women's naughty bits than you do!!

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by IonFan

1) well i am white so.......:

And this is relevant how exactly?

[Booster Beetle]

He's blaming his tiny penis on his skin color

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by IonFan

1) well i am white so.......

Lol whut?

[Space Cop]

Originally Posted by Deadpool

Lol whut?

You're kidding, right? Is that not a British thing, associating race with penis size? The joke here (and it's really, really well known) are that black men are well endowed, white are not (or are neutral), and Asians are small.

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by Space Cop

You're kidding, right? Is that not a British thing, associating race with penis size? The joke here (and it's really, really well known) are that black men are well endowed, white are not (or are neutral), and Asians are small.

Yeah but it's Ionfan so that's what baffled me.

["Chosen"]

Originally Posted by Space Cop

You're kidding, right? Is that not a British thing, associating race with penis size? The joke here (and it's really, really well known) are that black men are well endowed, white are not (or are neutral), and Asians are small.

I'm black and endowed.

[Trey Strain]

If anyone said that white and Asians are "endowed with brains" he'd be crucified.

That's why I hate political correctness.

["Chosen"]

Originally Posted by Spy Smasher

If anyone said that white and Asians are "endowed with brains" he'd be crucified.

That's why I hate political correctness.

[Jeff]

It' like he is being "Ionist" against himself.

[Space Cop]

Originally Posted by chosenone85

I'm black and endowed.

I'll take your word for it.
Just to be clear, I'm not trying to confirm or deny stereotypes. I do not claim to be an expert on male genitalia.

[Sylent_Asassin]

Enough of the genitalia talk! Let's get back to IonFan's lady nibbling on his ear, which apparently means something significant with regard to their relationship/arrangement/agreement.

[IonFan]

* god i wash i had the stereotype of a big penis, then instead of doing the helicopter i can do the windmill (think about it for a sec. here people), all my black friends at work are happy when i say "ya gotta respect the black mans anaconda" and lord knows i do................... no homo*


S_A it doesn't mean anything, persay, h@ll her asking if she can use my shower means more to me then the ear sucking (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster )

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Originally Posted by IonFan

(even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster )

Quoted for...well shit, my entertainment!

[IonFan]

what can i say Dave, i live to entertain you (but only when your not a jerk)

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by IonFan

(even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster )

My god. That's going in my signature.

[havik]

so serious question how long are these "sessions"

[Booster Beetle]

Oh god why would you ask that question?
Now he'll go into even more detail than he usually does!