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  • #1

    The economy

    The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."

    Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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    Funny stuff.

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    • #3
      lmao, the Exxon-Mobil and Suicide Hotline ones were the best.

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      • #4
        um i'm still waiting for the jokes

        IonFan says

        MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Crabgrass Willy View Post
          The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

          CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

          Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

          Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

          Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

          A picture is now only worth 200 words.

          They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."

          Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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          Noice, got a grin from me.

          Ignore those too stupid to get it.
          -Rational arguments are inherently highly ineffective against irrational beliefs.
          -Marriage is not heterosexual privilege, but rather a civil right.

          -"My objection to religious belief is not that it is universally harmful but, simply, that it is false."

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          • #6
            I like the "Wal-Mart Street" one. That's good stuff. :P


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            • #7
              Originally posted by Power Ring View Post
              Noice, got a grin from me.

              Ignore those too stupid to get it.
              never said i didn't get it, i'm just finding it hard to lol at stuff that's really happening to people

              IonFan says

              MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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              • #8
                ^^^Im just gonna assume you mean with the economy in general. There is no way you think anything on that list actually happened or is happening
                I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                • #9
                  it's why i put the there

                  IonFan says

                  MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                  • #10
                    -Rational arguments are inherently highly ineffective against irrational beliefs.
                    -Marriage is not heterosexual privilege, but rather a civil right.

                    -"My objection to religious belief is not that it is universally harmful but, simply, that it is false."

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                      IonFan says

                      MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                      • #12
                        Monopoly $500 bills are now worth more than the American dollar.


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                        • #13
                          The economy is so bad, americans are illegally immigrating to mexico.

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                          • #14
                            The economy is so bad, even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying their taxes.

                            The economy is so bad, that George W. Bush got on an aircraft carrier in a flight suit and declared "Eonomic recovery complete".

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