Why Kyle's the Ultimate Male

DrLuv2099 · 12-16-2010, 05:10 PM

I just flipped through the one post about Kyle possibly being gay. I'm not complaining everybody is entitled to their opinion no matter how self repressed it may be.

Anyway, I figured being a huge Kyle fan I'd just make some reasons why Kyle is not just a dude. But Also the ultimate man.

1. Kyle isn't Afraid to Grow as a Person
One thing that New Dawn teaches us about Kyle is that he isn't exactly responsible. The death of Alex may be a plot device more then anything else. However, Kyle does do what he can to grow up. In fact the entire "Baptism by Fire" storyline is based on Kyle stepping up and facing his fears. If Kyle was a closet homosexual he wouldn't be willing to grow in all aspects of his life. If anything Kyle is the symbol of overcoming great fear. If that's what he does it's what he'd do in all aspects of his life including his sexuality.

2. He isn't a Womanizer
So Kyle doesn't sleep with everything that isn't nailed down. Sorry Jordan fans but not even the ultimate weapon in the universe can defeat herpes; then again maybe it can it's never really brought up. Anyway, Kyle is just the kind of guy that's looking for a real relationship. He has/had a strained relationship with his mother and only met his father for about 3 pages. He has serious relationships which is something I completely understand.

Let's be honest Kyle isn't repressed he's kind of picky, and come on if you lived in the DC universe where the only ugly woman is Darkseid's house keeper, you can afford to be picky. So if Kyle is gay because he isn't a man hoe then my fiancee and I need to have a talk.

3. Kiss of Death? Yes please!
Kyle is reeking in such machismo that woman date him knowing full well they are going to die. Of course Alex could be forgiven, and Donna Troy would have just assumed it could be a freak accident. Who can't be excused is Jenny. She actually broke up with Kyle but she only got so far before the craving sets in. It only takes so long before you can get away from Kyle and you come back for a sweet piece of Kyle construct candy. bam.

Seriously, though Soranik Natu should have been informed better. Frankly I find it odd that she doesn't noticed how much her life insurance premiums shot up about 3,600%. Now so far I only have the compliations and I plan on collecting the individual comics that are not included. So maybe I missed the riveting high school style slide show of how Kyle Rayner can infect you with death.

Still, Kyle Rayner is a player he just plays for keeps, one way or another.

Kyle Rayner the ultimate ladies man. Death be dammed they need a slice of Kyle Pie.

Lantern A-train · 12-16-2010, 05:16 PM

Question: Why would Kyle being gay prevent him from being the Ultimate Male? This post seems to imply you can't be both.

ns2 · 12-16-2010, 05:56 PM

To bed fair he said "closeted"

Lantern A-train · 12-16-2010, 05:57 PM

Right. I just wanted to clear it up and make sure I was understanding him correctly.

DrLuv2099 · 12-17-2010, 06:07 PM

Because the ultimate male is totally cool and honest about himself. He tries to better himself no matter what. I'm not a homophobe or anything. In fact I'll mention two people who are gay and who are defintly in the catagory of ultimate male. Neil Patrick Harris and Captain Jack Harkness himself John Barrowman. I respect these men regardless of their sexual orientation.

Also don't read to far into what I'm saying it's more of a light hearted rebuttal. There's plenty of biggotry to fight in this world without looking for it where there isn't any.

DrLuv2099 · 12-17-2010, 06:10 PM

Also Roy from Siegfried and Roy because anybody who is willing to work with animals twice there size is awesome.

Lantern A-train · 12-17-2010, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrLuv2099

Because the ultimate male is totally cool and honest about himself. He tries to better himself no matter what. I'm not a homophobe or anything. In fact I'll mention two people who are gay and who are defintly in the catagory of ultimate male. Neil Patrick Harris and Captain Jack Harkness himself John Barrowman. I respect these men regardless of their sexual orientation.

Also don't read to far into what I'm saying it's more of a light hearted rebuttal. There's plenty of biggotry to fight in this world without looking for it where there isn't any.

Yea that's why I asked. I just wanted to make sure that was the case. Thanks for clearing it up. I agree completely on NPH he can practically do no wrong.

DrLuv2099 · 12-17-2010, 08:23 PM

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Don't plan the plan if you can't follow through.

Lantern A-train · 12-17-2010, 08:24 PM

Hahahahahah yes Dr. Horrible FTMFW.

ns2 · 12-17-2010, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lantern A-train

Yea that's why I asked. I just wanted to make sure that was the case. Thanks for clearing it up. I agree completely on NPH he can practically do no wrong.

He managed to turn the opening of VGAs into a musical

DrLuv2099 · 12-29-2010, 08:34 PM

yeah the VGAs time I dont have cable tv. It's such a slap in the face to gamers you know? oh well. At least NPH made it better.

redjirachi · 02-06-2011, 05:52 AM

Alex Dewitt-His first girfriend.Fridge'd
Donna-A favourite girlfriend of fans.Technically not fridge'd because she left him
Jade-Decided to screw some stranger.Was fridge'd,and came back to life
Soranik Natu-Alien space babe and daughter of Sinestro

Power Girl-Apparently had sex with her.Said sex would've resulted in a broken pelvis
Carol Ferris-They've had more break-ups than putting on the ring
Cowgirl-Falling out of continuity
Arisia-Resident jailbait

Ice-I wonder,how do those ice powers work in the bedroom

Katma Tui-Too bad she was fridge'd
Fatality-Wants to have an exotic crystal sex session with John

Salakk-Banged two catgirls.Winner

DrLuv2099 · 02-10-2011, 10:42 PM

Well you cant compare other lanterns to salakk. he's just beyond awesome

Michael Heide · 02-11-2011, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lantern A-train

I agree completely on NPH he can practically do no wrong.

Oh yeah?

missferris · 02-11-2011, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redjirachi

Alex Dewitt-His first girfriend.Fridge'd
Donna-A favourite girlfriend of fans.Technically not fridge'd because she left him
Jade-Decided to screw some stranger.Was fridge'd,and came back to life
Soranik Natu-Alien space babe and daughter of Sinestro

Power Girl-Apparently had sex with her.Said sex would've resulted in a broken pelvis
Carol Ferris-They've had more break-ups than putting on the ring
Cowgirl-Falling out of continuity
Arisia-Resident jailbait

Ice-I wonder,how do those ice powers work in the bedroom

Katma Tui-Too bad she was fridge'd
Fatality-Wants to have an exotic crystal sex session with John

Salakk-Banged two catgirls.Winner

You forgot Kari Limbo for both Guy and Hal!!

And Jade was great too >:{ let us not ...forever remember her for the cheating.

But you are right, Salaak wins this by a long shot. Ultimate male.

Lantern A-train · 02-11-2011, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Heide

Oh yeah?

that is quite the cast list

ns2 · 02-11-2011, 06:57 AM

John also went out with Merayn Dethalis

Michael Heide · 02-11-2011, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lantern A-train

that is quite the cast list

Yeah, and the plot from Enchanted. Seriously? Smurfs in modern day New York? Why would that be a good idea? And the director from Home Alone 3, Beverly Hills Chihuahua and the live-action Scooby-Doo doesn't exactly inspire hope.

Lantern A-train · 02-11-2011, 02:01 PM

Which Scooby-doo? Cause the first one was pretty good and I enjoyed Enchanted. The Bev chihuahua explains George Lopez's involvement lol.

Michael Heide · 02-11-2011, 03:07 PM

Both Scooby-Doos with Gellar, Prince, Lillard and Cardellini. And you liked the first one? Hmmm... Didn't think that would be possible.

Lantern A-train · 02-11-2011, 03:11 PM

It wasn't as terrible as I thought it would have been and Matthew Lillard was a spot on Shaggy.

Big Daddy Dave Skywalker · 02-11-2011, 03:47 PM

My kids LOVED the Scooby Doo movie. It's a kids movie and wasn't bad for what it was.

Lantern A-train · 02-11-2011, 03:48 PM

I agree. The second was a little wonky but so far out of all the old cartoon to movie adaptations this is def one of the better ones.

Big Daddy Dave Skywalker · 02-11-2011, 03:51 PM

I mean, what did people expect from a Scooby Doo movie? I thought they did as good a job as could be expected. My kids loved it and I was somewhat entertained. The second one isn't as good.

Lantern A-train · 02-11-2011, 03:52 PM

Agreed.

12-16-2010, 05:10 PM	#1
DrLuv2099 Kyle's Nude Model Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Western NY Posts: 27	Why Kyle's the Ultimate Male I just flipped through the one post about Kyle possibly being gay. I'm not complaining everybody is entitled to their opinion no matter how self repressed it may be. Anyway, I figured being a huge Kyle fan I'd just make some reasons why Kyle is not just a dude. But Also the ultimate man. 1. Kyle isn't Afraid to Grow as a Person One thing that New Dawn teaches us about Kyle is that he isn't exactly responsible. The death of Alex may be a plot device more then anything else. However, Kyle does do what he can to grow up. In fact the entire "Baptism by Fire" storyline is based on Kyle stepping up and facing his fears. If Kyle was a closet homosexual he wouldn't be willing to grow in all aspects of his life. If anything Kyle is the symbol of overcoming great fear. If that's what he does it's what he'd do in all aspects of his life including his sexuality. 2. He isn't a Womanizer So Kyle doesn't sleep with everything that isn't nailed down. Sorry Jordan fans but not even the ultimate weapon in the universe can defeat herpes; then again maybe it can it's never really brought up. Anyway, Kyle is just the kind of guy that's looking for a real relationship. He has/had a strained relationship with his mother and only met his father for about 3 pages. He has serious relationships which is something I completely understand. Let's be honest Kyle isn't repressed he's kind of picky, and come on if you lived in the DC universe where the only ugly woman is Darkseid's house keeper, you can afford to be picky. So if Kyle is gay because he isn't a man hoe then my fiancee and I need to have a talk. 3. Kiss of Death? Yes please! Kyle is reeking in such machismo that woman date him knowing full well they are going to die. Of course Alex could be forgiven, and Donna Troy would have just assumed it could be a freak accident. Who can't be excused is Jenny. She actually broke up with Kyle but she only got so far before the craving sets in. It only takes so long before you can get away from Kyle and you come back for a sweet piece of Kyle construct candy. bam. Seriously, though Soranik Natu should have been informed better. Frankly I find it odd that she doesn't noticed how much her life insurance premiums shot up about 3,600%. Now so far I only have the compliations and I plan on collecting the individual comics that are not included. So maybe I missed the riveting high school style slide show of how Kyle Rayner can infect you with death. Still, Kyle Rayner is a player he just plays for keeps, one way or another. Kyle Rayner the ultimate ladies man. Death be dammed they need a slice of Kyle Pie.

12-16-2010, 05:16 PM	#2
Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,358	Question: Why would Kyle being gay prevent him from being the Ultimate Male? This post seems to imply you can't be both. __________________ I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

12-16-2010, 05:56 PM	#3
ns2 Your Clash At Demonhead Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,433	To bed fair he said "closeted" __________________ Winner of THE INFAMOUS PEOPLE DRAFT 2011

12-16-2010, 05:57 PM	#4
Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,358	Right. I just wanted to clear it up and make sure I was understanding him correctly. __________________ I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

12-17-2010, 06:07 PM	#5
DrLuv2099 Kyle's Nude Model Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Western NY Posts: 27	kyle Because the ultimate male is totally cool and honest about himself. He tries to better himself no matter what. I'm not a homophobe or anything. In fact I'll mention two people who are gay and who are defintly in the catagory of ultimate male. Neil Patrick Harris and Captain Jack Harkness himself John Barrowman. I respect these men regardless of their sexual orientation. Also don't read to far into what I'm saying it's more of a light hearted rebuttal. There's plenty of biggotry to fight in this world without looking for it where there isn't any.

12-17-2010, 06:10 PM	#6
DrLuv2099 Kyle's Nude Model Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Western NY Posts: 27	Also Roy from Siegfried and Roy because anybody who is willing to work with animals twice there size is awesome.

12-17-2010, 08:23 PM	#8
DrLuv2099 Kyle's Nude Model Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Western NY Posts: 27	A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Don't plan the plan if you can't follow through.

12-17-2010, 08:24 PM	#9
Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,358	Hahahahahah yes Dr. Horrible FTMFW. __________________ I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

12-29-2010, 08:34 PM	#11
DrLuv2099 Kyle's Nude Model Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Western NY Posts: 27	yeah the VGAs time I dont have cable tv. It's such a slap in the face to gamers you know? oh well. At least NPH made it better.

02-06-2011, 05:52 AM	#12
redjirachi Star Sapphire's Love Slave Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Zealand,Earth Posts: 351	A List of the people the lanterns attract Alex Dewitt-His first girfriend.Fridge'd Donna-A favourite girlfriend of fans.Technically not fridge'd because she left him Jade-Decided to screw some stranger.Was fridge'd,and came back to life Soranik Natu-Alien space babe and daughter of Sinestro Power Girl-Apparently had sex with her.Said sex would've resulted in a broken pelvis Carol Ferris-They've had more break-ups than putting on the ring Cowgirl-Falling out of continuity Arisia-Resident jailbait Ice-I wonder,how do those ice powers work in the bedroom Katma Tui-Too bad she was fridge'd Fatality-Wants to have an exotic crystal sex session with John Salakk-Banged two catgirls.Winner

02-10-2011, 10:42 PM	#13
DrLuv2099 Kyle's Nude Model Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Western NY Posts: 27	Well you cant compare other lanterns to salakk. he's just beyond awesome

02-11-2011, 06:57 AM	#17
ns2 Your Clash At Demonhead Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,433	John also went out with Merayn Dethalis __________________ Winner of THE INFAMOUS PEOPLE DRAFT 2011

02-11-2011, 02:01 PM	#19
Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,358	Which Scooby-doo? Cause the first one was pretty good and I enjoyed Enchanted. The Bev chihuahua explains George Lopez's involvement lol. __________________ I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

02-11-2011, 03:07 PM	#20
Michael Heide Heide Finition Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Cologne, Germany Posts: 12,255	Both Scooby-Doos with Gellar, Prince, Lillard and Cardellini. And you liked the first one? Hmmm... Didn't think that would be possible.

02-11-2011, 03:11 PM	#21
Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,358	It wasn't as terrible as I thought it would have been and Matthew Lillard was a spot on Shaggy. __________________ I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

02-11-2011, 03:47 PM	#22
Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: At Toshi Station picking up some power converters Posts: 16,719	My kids LOVED the Scooby Doo movie. It's a kids movie and wasn't bad for what it was. __________________

02-11-2011, 03:48 PM	#23
Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,358	I agree. The second was a little wonky but so far out of all the old cartoon to movie adaptations this is def one of the better ones. __________________ I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

02-11-2011, 03:51 PM	#24
Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: At Toshi Station picking up some power converters Posts: 16,719	I mean, what did people expect from a Scooby Doo movie? I thought they did as good a job as could be expected. My kids loved it and I was somewhat entertained. The second one isn't as good. __________________

02-11-2011, 03:52 PM	#25
Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,358	Agreed. __________________ I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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