The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy watch

Trey Strain · 04-16-2015, 05:53 PM

She's now 46, yet almost every week the tabloids proclaim anew that she's pregnant. And people continue to buy those tabloids.

This bizarre phenomenon needs its own thread.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3995493.html

Mister Ed · 04-16-2015, 05:58 PM

Well, technically it is still well within the realm of the medically POSSIBLE. That says nothing of likelihood, of course. World record age of the mother for a naturally conceived child is 59, for IVF is 66.

Deadpool · 04-16-2015, 09:15 PM

This is the saddest thread I've ever seen, and I've seen the H&P thread.

Trey Strain · 04-16-2015, 09:41 PM

This is from today's news.

http://www.ecumenicalnews.com/articl...re-false-29215

This is from a year ago.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/30/...heroux-report/

From 2013.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/09/18/...ustin-theroux/

From 2012.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/jennif...by-bump-photo/

From 2011

http://www.gossipcop.com/jennifer-an...r-2011-babies/

From 2010

http://www.celebuzz.com/2010-08-13/t...tch-a-history/

From 2009.

http://www.inquisitr.com/19471/jenni...ston-pregnant/

From 2008

http://www.justjared.com/2008/10/20/...nt-john-mayer/

When I get time I'll try to figure out how far back this goes.

Mister Ed · 04-16-2015, 09:58 PM

You what WOULD be sad? If she really HAD been pregnant all those times, and has miscarried each time.

Trey Strain · 04-16-2015, 10:02 PM

This was going on 14 years ago but I think it started even earlier.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,622405,00.html

Trey Strain · 04-16-2015, 10:12 PM

It was already well under way 16 years ago.

http://www.bradpittpress.com/artint_99_w.php

Trey Strain · 04-17-2015, 12:45 PM

"Spokespeople for Aniston have failed to deny the rumor."

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/I...te-3238137.php

Trey Strain · 04-17-2015, 12:49 PM

Vince Vaughn supposedly knocked her up too.

http://www.celebitchy.com/1015/is_je...on_pregnant_h/

Trey Strain · 04-30-2015, 12:34 AM

This week's Star has bombshell news! Jen is pregnant!

http://i1.wp.com/shakesworld.com/wp-...size=500%2C630

Trey Strain · 09-27-2015, 10:52 PM

OK Magazine has the scoop! Jen is pregnant with twins -- again!

http://downmagaz.com/uploads/posts/2..._downmagaz.jpg

Trey Strain · 09-27-2015, 10:54 PM

They could have saved some money by just reprinting this cover from two and a half years ago.

http://www.pdfmagazines.org/uploads/...ary-2013-1.jpg

Big Daddy Dave Skywalker · 09-28-2015, 05:07 PM

I'm confused. Are we supposed to be hoping she gets knocked up or something? Isn't this one of those actresses that can't keep a man? What does she need a kid for if she can't snag a husband with all of her money?

And who the fuck cares? Who buys these tabloids?!?

Trey Strain · 09-28-2015, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Daddy Dave Skywalker

I'm confused. Are we supposed to be hoping she gets knocked up or something? Isn't this one of those actresses that can't keep a man? What does she need a kid for if she can't snag a husband with all of her money?

And who the fuck cares? Who buys these tabloids?!?

I have to assume that a lot of people buy them because every time I buy groceries those rags are all in my face. Try to get the supermarkets to put comic books at the checkout lines and see what they say to you.

Trey Strain · 12-10-2015, 10:25 PM

Life & Style magazine has a great scoop this week!

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...d8fsqvjffr.jpg

Maverick_GL · 12-10-2015, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foghorn Lantern

I have to assume that a lot of people buy them because every time I buy groceries those rags are all in my face. Try to get the supermarkets to put comic books at the checkout lines and see what they say to you.

Ironic, considering a forum dedicated to comics is the venue you choose to put tabloid stuff on. Are you a supermarket?

Trey Strain · 12-11-2015, 09:04 AM

This time it's true, I tell you.

Sylent_Asassin · 12-11-2015, 03:16 PM

What's the motivation behind this thread? To serve as a prego-meter in hopes that she gets pregnant? Judging by the reaction, nobody cares. Do you have a fap shrine in your home dedicated to Aniston, Foghorn? I bet you do, sir... I bet you do.

Trey Strain · 12-11-2015, 03:26 PM

You just posted in this thread, didn't you? And don't think she really has a baby on the way, do you?

Sylent_Asassin · 12-11-2015, 03:32 PM

To be honest, I couldn't care less. Your dedication to this woman is quite entertaining, so I'll give you that.

Trey Strain · 12-11-2015, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylent_Asassin

To be honest, I couldn't care less. Your dedication to this woman is quite entertaining, so I'll give you that.

It's not to her. It's to that baby. Or babies, because often it's twins that are on the way.

Darth_Primus · 12-11-2015, 03:36 PM

I seen this episode on Friends. It's not twins. Ross and Rachel name the baby Emma.

Maverick_GL · 12-12-2015, 12:01 AM

There's actually a pretty decent chance one of us might be the father, all things considered.

Deadpool · 12-12-2015, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadpool

This is the saddest thread I've ever seen, and I've seen the H&P thread.

^^^

Trey Strain · 12-13-2015, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadpool

^^^

Jen's baby joy will overcome your meanness.

04-16-2015, 05:53 PM	#1
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy watch She's now 46, yet almost every week the tabloids proclaim anew that she's pregnant. And people continue to buy those tabloids. This bizarre phenomenon needs its own thread. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3995493.html

04-16-2015, 05:58 PM	#2
Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,014	Well, technically it is still well within the realm of the medically POSSIBLE. That says nothing of likelihood, of course. World record age of the mother for a naturally conceived child is 59, for IVF is 66. __________________

04-16-2015, 09:41 PM	#4
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	This is from today's news. http://www.ecumenicalnews.com/articl...re-false-29215 This is from a year ago. http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/30/...heroux-report/ From 2013. http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/09/18/...ustin-theroux/ From 2012. http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/jennif...by-bump-photo/ From 2011 http://www.gossipcop.com/jennifer-an...r-2011-babies/ From 2010 http://www.celebuzz.com/2010-08-13/t...tch-a-history/ From 2009. http://www.inquisitr.com/19471/jenni...ston-pregnant/ From 2008 http://www.justjared.com/2008/10/20/...nt-john-mayer/ When I get time I'll try to figure out how far back this goes. Last edited by Trey Strain; 04-16-2015 at 09:54 PM.

04-16-2015, 09:58 PM	#5
Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,014	You what WOULD be sad? If she really HAD been pregnant all those times, and has miscarried each time. __________________

09-28-2015, 05:07 PM	#13
Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: At Toshi Station picking up some power converters Posts: 16,748	I'm confused. Are we supposed to be hoping she gets knocked up or something? Isn't this one of those actresses that can't keep a man? What does she need a kid for if she can't snag a husband with all of her money? And who the fuck cares? Who buys these tabloids?!? __________________

04-16-2015, 10:02 PM	#6
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	This was going on 14 years ago but I think it started even earlier. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,622405,00.html

04-16-2015, 10:12 PM	#7
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	It was already well under way 16 years ago. http://www.bradpittpress.com/artint_99_w.php

04-17-2015, 12:45 PM	#8
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	"Spokespeople for Aniston have failed to deny the rumor." http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/I...te-3238137.php

04-17-2015, 12:49 PM	#9
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	Vince Vaughn supposedly knocked her up too. http://www.celebitchy.com/1015/is_je...on_pregnant_h/

04-30-2015, 12:34 AM	#10
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	This week's Star has bombshell news! Jen is pregnant! http://i1.wp.com/shakesworld.com/wp-...size=500%2C630

09-27-2015, 10:52 PM	#11
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	OK Magazine has the scoop! Jen is pregnant with twins -- again! http://downmagaz.com/uploads/posts/2..._downmagaz.jpg

09-27-2015, 10:54 PM	#12
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	They could have saved some money by just reprinting this cover from two and a half years ago. http://www.pdfmagazines.org/uploads/...ary-2013-1.jpg

12-10-2015, 10:25 PM	#15
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	Life & Style magazine has a great scoop this week! https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...d8fsqvjffr.jpg

12-11-2015, 09:04 AM	#17
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	This time it's true, I tell you.

12-11-2015, 03:16 PM	#18
Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Northern California Valley Posts: 16,422 Blog Entries: 35	What's the motivation behind this thread? To serve as a prego-meter in hopes that she gets pregnant? Judging by the reaction, nobody cares. Do you have a fap shrine in your home dedicated to Aniston, Foghorn? I bet you do, sir... I bet you do. __________________

12-11-2015, 03:26 PM	#19
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	You just posted in this thread, didn't you? And don't think she really has a baby on the way, do you? Last edited by Trey Strain; 12-11-2015 at 03:31 PM.

12-11-2015, 03:32 PM	#20
Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Northern California Valley Posts: 16,422 Blog Entries: 35	To be honest, I couldn't care less. Your dedication to this woman is quite entertaining, so I'll give you that. __________________

12-11-2015, 03:36 PM	#22
Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 26,066	I seen this episode on Friends. It's not twins. Ross and Rachel name the baby Emma. __________________ You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

12-12-2015, 12:01 AM	#23
Maverick_GL Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Biot, Sector 3601 Posts: 15,609	:Moderator: There's actually a pretty decent chance one of us might be the father, all things considered. __________________ Winner: Reality TV draft 2014 "Weeds. All of them weeds. I am perfection, and I am alone in the garden of the universe." - Cyborg Superman

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