The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy watch - Page 2

Trey Strain · 02-11-2016, 02:50 AM

OK magazine has big news this week!

http://okmagazine.com/photos/jennife...to/1001390817/

Maverick_GL · 02-11-2016, 06:59 AM

At this point I really hope not, 46 isn't pushing the envelope on having a healthy child, it's sealing it and mailing it to the wrong location with nothing in it and hoping it ends up in the right place with a $100 bill in it.

Trey Strain · 02-11-2016, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick_GL

At this point I really hope not, 46 isn't pushing the envelope on having a healthy child, it's sealing it and mailing it to the wrong location with nothing in it and hoping it ends up in the right place with a $100 bill in it.

Don't worry. It's no more true this time than it has been any other time.

Trey Strain · 06-17-2016, 12:46 AM

In Touch magazine has a huge story this week!

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/j...regnant-105227

Trey Strain · 01-20-2017, 02:34 PM

She could have announced 20 years ago that she's infertile and uninterested in adopting. In fact, she STILL hasn't come right out and said it! She's only hinted about it! She's always wanted the reams of free publicity that the tabloids were very happy to give her about this, and she still wants it.

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/jenn...190102392.html

Trey Strain · 02-16-2017, 12:07 AM

Star magazine has a scoop this week!

http://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content/...17-250x343.png

Trey Strain · 04-14-2017, 09:05 PM

You'll never guess what Star magazine is reporting this week!

http://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content/...gnant-2017.png

Trey Strain · 08-28-2017, 03:45 PM

This week's issue of OK magazine has some exciting news for Jen!

https://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content...ed-250x358.jpg

Trey Strain · 12-28-2017, 07:35 AM

This will still be going on when she's 60.

https://www.gossipcop.com/jennifer-a...pregnant-baby/

Evergreen City · 01-01-2018, 04:31 AM

Longest gestation in history.

Mister.Weirdo · 04-12-2018, 02:02 AM

And now she's divorced, and never having a kid. What a sad thread.

Trey Strain · 05-14-2018, 12:57 AM

You'll never guess what's on the cover of In Touch magazine this week!

https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...on-baby-159865

Trey Strain · 11-25-2018, 10:20 PM

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me hundreds of times, and I'm an imbecile.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainm...Bhv?li=BBnb2gh

Trey Strain · 01-14-2019, 07:29 PM

At my supermarket, In Touch magazine is proclaiming that it's a girl for Jen and Brad! Even though Jen is 50 now and hasn't spoken to Brad in Many years.

http://thai-directory.info/wp-conten...ay-e-cards.jpg

Andrew NDB · 01-18-2019, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trey Strain

At my supermarket, In Touch magazine is proclaiming that it's a girl for Jen and Brad! Even though Jen is 50 now and hasn't spoken to Brad in Many years.

http://thai-directory.info/wp-conten...ay-e-cards.jpg

Eh, apparently they're back on and this is a real thing.

Trey Strain · 01-20-2019, 01:35 AM

I don;t think so.

https://www.gossipcop.com/brad-pitt-...hristmas-kids/

Trey Strain · 06-04-2019, 07:09 PM

"Why she never had a baby."

Really? This magazine has probably claimed fifty times that she was pregnant.

https://www.magazines.com/in-touch-weekly-magazine.html

Trey Strain · 02-28-2020, 10:32 PM

Even her transition through menopause can't stop this bullshit.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainm...SD5?li=BBnb2gh

Trey Strain · 07-24-2020, 10:45 PM

I've finally figured out what's going on here. Read the headline: "...babies, Brad Pitt..."

Why would BABIES be the first thing mentioned here, when she's never expressed any interest in them or adopted any? And why would BRAD PITT be the second thing mentioned, when she and Pitt divorced long ago, married other people, then divorced them?

The answer is that the dumb-assed women who read these publications have long had fantasies of boinking Brad Pitt and popping out little Bradleys and Bradinas. But that was never going to happen, so they wanted to do it vicariously through Jennifer Aniston.

They didn't care about Aniston popping out babies for Justin Theroux. And they didn't care about that weirdo Angelina "Groom Raider" Jolie popping them out for Pitt, which Jolie actually did. No, they wanted everybdy's galpal RACHEL GREEN to do it!

That's what this uproar has been about all along. It's been about BRAD PITT!

https://www.amazon.com/Weekly-Magazi.../dp/B08CXK2SFN

Big Daddy Dave Skywalker · 07-24-2020, 11:31 PM

Keep digging Spy. You'll get to the bottom of this conspiracy!

Big Blue Lantern · 07-29-2020, 03:59 AM

I had no idea that her first film appearance was an uncredited role in Mac and Me. I had also never heard of this movie Camp Cucamonga that preceded Leprechaun, which I erroneously thought was her first acting appearance until a couple of days ago.

Trey Strain · 09-09-2020, 03:04 PM

Yep. It was about Brad Pitt the whole time.

https://www.gossipcop.com/new-report...s-baby/2553505

Trey Strain · 02-03-2021, 02:12 PM

My theory is holding up.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/US-WEEKLY-2...-/114655950779

02-11-2016, 06:59 AM	#27
Maverick_GL Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Biot, Sector 3601 Posts: 15,609	:Moderator: At this point I really hope not, 46 isn't pushing the envelope on having a healthy child, it's sealing it and mailing it to the wrong location with nothing in it and hoping it ends up in the right place with a $100 bill in it. __________________ Winner: Reality TV draft 2014 "Weeds. All of them weeds. I am perfection, and I am alone in the garden of the universe." - Cyborg Superman

01-01-2018, 04:31 AM	#35
Evergreen City Corps Den Mother Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,018 Blog Entries: 4	Longest gestation in history. __________________ The power of will is found at the deepest level of your being. It's more than mere rules. It's a duty that you must honor.

04-12-2018, 02:02 AM	#36
Mister.Weirdo Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Vermont Posts: 9,305 Blog Entries: 1	And now she's divorced, and never having a kid. What a sad thread. __________________

07-24-2020, 10:45 PM	#44
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	I've finally figured out what's going on here. Read the headline: "...babies, Brad Pitt..." Why would BABIES be the first thing mentioned here, when she's never expressed any interest in them or adopted any? And why would BRAD PITT be the second thing mentioned, when she and Pitt divorced long ago, married other people, then divorced them? The answer is that the dumb-assed women who read these publications have long had fantasies of boinking Brad Pitt and popping out little Bradleys and Bradinas. But that was never going to happen, so they wanted to do it vicariously through Jennifer Aniston. They didn't care about Aniston popping out babies for Justin Theroux. And they didn't care about that weirdo Angelina "Groom Raider" Jolie popping them out for Pitt, which Jolie actually did. No, they wanted everybdy's galpal RACHEL GREEN to do it! That's what this uproar has been about all along. It's been about BRAD PITT! https://www.amazon.com/Weekly-Magazi.../dp/B08CXK2SFN Last edited by Trey Strain; 07-25-2020 at 04:22 PM.

07-24-2020, 11:31 PM	#45
Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: At Toshi Station picking up some power converters Posts: 16,748	Keep digging Spy. You'll get to the bottom of this conspiracy! __________________

02-11-2016, 02:50 AM	#26
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	OK magazine has big news this week! http://okmagazine.com/photos/jennife...to/1001390817/

06-17-2016, 12:46 AM	#29
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	In Touch magazine has a huge story this week! http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/j...regnant-105227

01-20-2017, 02:34 PM	#30
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	She could have announced 20 years ago that she's infertile and uninterested in adopting. In fact, she STILL hasn't come right out and said it! She's only hinted about it! She's always wanted the reams of free publicity that the tabloids were very happy to give her about this, and she still wants it. https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/jenn...190102392.html

02-16-2017, 12:07 AM	#31
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	Star magazine has a scoop this week! http://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content/...17-250x343.png

04-14-2017, 09:05 PM	#32
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	You'll never guess what Star magazine is reporting this week! http://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content/...gnant-2017.png

08-28-2017, 03:45 PM	#33
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	This week's issue of OK magazine has some exciting news for Jen! https://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content...ed-250x358.jpg

12-28-2017, 07:35 AM	#34
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	This will still be going on when she's 60. https://www.gossipcop.com/jennifer-a...pregnant-baby/

05-14-2018, 12:57 AM	#37
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	You'll never guess what's on the cover of In Touch magazine this week! https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...on-baby-159865

11-25-2018, 10:20 PM	#38
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me hundreds of times, and I'm an imbecile. https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainm...Bhv?li=BBnb2gh

01-14-2019, 07:29 PM	#39
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	At my supermarket, In Touch magazine is proclaiming that it's a girl for Jen and Brad! Even though Jen is 50 now and hasn't spoken to Brad in Many years. http://thai-directory.info/wp-conten...ay-e-cards.jpg

01-20-2019, 01:35 AM	#41
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	I don;t think so. https://www.gossipcop.com/brad-pitt-...hristmas-kids/

06-04-2019, 07:09 PM	#42
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	"Why she never had a baby." Really? This magazine has probably claimed fifty times that she was pregnant. https://www.magazines.com/in-touch-weekly-magazine.html

02-28-2020, 10:32 PM	#43
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	Even her transition through menopause can't stop this bullshit. https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainm...SD5?li=BBnb2gh

07-29-2020, 03:59 AM	#46
Big Blue Lantern Corps Honor Guard Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,536	I had no idea that her first film appearance was an uncredited role in Mac and Me. I had also never heard of this movie Camp Cucamonga that preceded Leprechaun, which I erroneously thought was her first acting appearance until a couple of days ago. __________________ Check out my Green Lantern product reviews on Twitter as the Emerald Enthusiast! @EmeraldEnthusi1

09-09-2020, 03:04 PM	#47
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	Yep. It was about Brad Pitt the whole time. https://www.gossipcop.com/new-report...s-baby/2553505

02-03-2021, 02:12 PM	#48
Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 11,681	My theory is holding up. https://www.ebay.com/itm/US-WEEKLY-2...-/114655950779

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