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Old 03-07-2016, 06:12 AM   #1
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Old 03-07-2016, 01:06 PM   #2
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Yo.

oh, so yur into "groaners" now eh?

okie-dokie, heres one:









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Old 03-08-2016, 12:07 PM   #3
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Hahaha! That was great!


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A cross-fitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar. I only know this because they told everybody in the first two minutes.
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Old 03-09-2016, 11:51 AM   #5
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Please cover yer eyes under 18 kiddies... If yer not at least 18 years of age in human years, then look away...


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Two fish are swimming in a river when all of a sudden they run into a wall. One fish looks at the other and says, "Dam".
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Old 03-10-2016, 03:29 PM   #9
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What do you call a gay guy who makes a standard farting noise when he farts?

















....a virgin.
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Yo.

*ahem*

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Did you hear about the closet homosexual who went swimming in Egypt? (self.Jokes)

He was in denial.





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Shamelessly, that made me laugh out loud.
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What's the great thing about elevator jokes?

They work on all levels.
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Your humor is decidedly scatological.
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I have a rather morbid sense of humor, so......

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I heard the last one but a bit different. It was why do farts stink, so that deaf people can enjoy them to.

Keep em coming.
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