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Old 01-11-2012, 05:04 PM   #51
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Cowgirl aside, don't you think Hal would be more of a take-charge kind of guy.
Perhaps, but appearances can be deceiving. Hal might be the type that uses a butt plug on himself.
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Old 01-13-2012, 12:51 AM   #52
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Perhaps, but appearances can be deceiving. Hal might be the type that uses a butt plug on himself.
Oh man... Good thing this is the GLC thread!
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Old 01-13-2012, 02:25 PM   #53
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This sort of thing is not unheard of. After all Cartman essentially had construct intimacy at the end of the Imaginationland Trilogy.
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Old 08-14-2019, 12:36 AM   #55
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It'd almost be more weird if he didn't, right?

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Looking back on this, Hal doesn't have the imagination to create an anatomically correct woman, let alone her vagina. Mister Bubbles-and-Boxing-Gloves couldn't find a clitoris if his life depended on it, much less create one.

Kyle on the other hand...
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I didn't re-read the posts here to see if this was mentioned, but there's an early issue of GL series 3 where Guy makes construct bikini girls to serve him. You have to assume that they might've done more than hand him beer.
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:20 PM   #58
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I didn't re-read the posts here to see if this was mentioned, but there's an early issue of GL series 3 where Guy makes construct bikini girls to serve him. You have to assume that they might've done more than hand him beer.
And that's the sort of thing that makes it difficult for me to give much credence to Geoff's stupid retcon that using the ring is like passing a kidney stone every time. There are just too many instances of GLs making constructs when they aren't strictly necessary (even AFTER Geoff said that) for me to credit the idea that it is that taxing to do even the smallest thing.
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And that's the sort of thing that makes it difficult for me to give much credence to Geoff's stupid retcon that using the ring is like passing a kidney stone every time. There are just too many instances of GLs making constructs when they aren't strictly necessary (even AFTER Geoff said that) for me to credit the idea that it is that taxing to do even the smallest thing.
Agreed. There's a bunch of them where they make a birthday cake or something superfluous like that.
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There's no way I wouldn't have sexy green bitches wearing lingerie heels and French maid outfits cleaning my house while I watch tv. At least have them around for decoration.
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It'd almost be more weird if he didn't, right?

I'm guessing that this is something that the Guardians would frown upon, if not directly outlaw. Going back to GL vol 2 #40, (perhaps earlier, I don't remember) readers see that the GotU can listen in and receive data when a ring is used. They might tolerate occasional superfluous uses of their rings, but I doubt that they would consent to their lawgivers essentially having traveling construct brothels.
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Old 11-22-2019, 07:03 AM   #62
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I can't imagine Jordan ever needing to have coitus with a construct. He's the Kirk of the corps afterall.
The only person with more charisma in comics is Oliver Queen.

Guy or Kyle would be more likely to do the dirty deed with a willpower inflate a date than anyone else.
Hm. However, G'nort may be freaky like that too.
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I do not want to think about G'nort's sex life ever again.
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Old 11-22-2019, 09:03 AM   #64
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I do not want to think about G'nort's sex life ever again.
I feel the same way about anyone's sex life other than my own.
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Old 12-08-2019, 01:30 PM   #65
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I can't imagine Jordan ever needing to have coitus with a construct. He's the Kirk of the corps afterall.
The only person with more charisma in comics is Oliver Queen.

Guy or Kyle would be more likely to do the dirty deed with a willpower inflate a date than anyone else.
Hm. However, G'nort may be freaky like that too.
Kyle has always been a ladies' man too. I'm sure there are plenty of female GLC members who wouldn't mind a fling with him.

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I feel the same way about anyone's sex life other than my own.
Agreed! That's how I feel about every story that I've ever read or watched too. Give me as few details as possible.
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Old 12-09-2019, 08:05 PM   #66
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I do wonder how the Guardians select their officers. Do they view the GLs as cannon fodder? Are corps looked at as expendable?

Hopefully, the little blue guys in red dresses aren't complete dictators over their service men and women. I hope they allow the troops some 'activities' while off duty. I know Guy was permitted to have a club on Oa, but when there's socializing and stimulating beverages allowed, beings are apt to engage in *ahem* certain things. Also, the Guardians mate with the Zamarons, so surely there has to be some sorta protocol, or allowance.

I'm probably overthinking the whole thing, but this topic's title got me thinking.

NOTE: I'm aware of Ganthet and Sayd btw.
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