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Old 09-27-2012, 01:52 AM   #1
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Australia. If only for the bragging rights my forces would receive from conquering the animal population.
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:30 AM   #2
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Plus it gives you an easy continent bonus, and has only one point of access to defend.

What? We weren't talking about Risk?
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If I were American, definitely Canada. Then again, we'll be one country soon enough anyway, so not much point.
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:32 AM   #4
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their is no nation i would like to conquer....................... but there is a few i'd like to blow up if that counts
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Plus it gives you an easy continent bonus, and has only one point of access to defend.

What? We weren't talking about Risk?
No, no. Just imagine you're a mad scientist with an invincible robot army.
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:37 AM   #6
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No, no. Just imagine you're a mad scientist with an invincible robot army.
Motherfucker, please. I don't need to imagine the shit I already do.
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:53 AM   #7
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Ireland!!

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The Nation of EARTH......I would conquer the corruption in all forms of each separate state to unify the entire planet under one democracy that does not elect one individual, but a council of many, to oversee a prosperous new era of humanity. I would be its savior, but not its leader.
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Mexico. Go in and clean that shithole up. Then make it a place people want to move to or vacation. We'd make a mint.
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Mexico. Go in and clean that shithole up. Then make it a place people want to move to or vacation. We'd make a mint.
You mean you'd actually clean the WATER down there?! My God, man! Such a task would be titanic in it's undertaking!
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No, no. Just imagine you're a mad scientist with an invincible robot army.
Well dude, if I'm nuts AND have an invincible army, who knows?

I mean, if the army really IS invincible, I could just take over the whole planet, but since I'm nuts, I'm just as likely to launch an armada to try to take over Jupiter (or better yet, "Planet X", whose coordinates exist only in my crazed imaginings).
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(or better yet, "Planet X", whose coordinates exist only in my crazed imaginings).
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Ireland!!

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Please. They kicked out the British Empire (mostly), they can handle a few Mexicans.

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The Nation of EARTH......I would conquer the corruption in all forms of each separate state to unify the entire planet under one democracy that does not elect one individual, but a council of many, to oversee a prosperous new era of humanity. I would be its savior, but not its leader.
Nice thought, but it wouldn't fix our problems. You'd still have to deal with what John Adams called "the tyranny of the majority." The same majority that elect these council members will make sure their interests are met at the expense of the minority.

Elections mean politicians and there are no good politicians.

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Well dude, if I'm nuts AND have an invincible army, who knows?

I mean, if the army really IS invincible, I could just take over the whole planet, but since I'm nuts, I'm just as likely to launch an armada to try to take over Jupiter (or better yet, "Planet X", whose coordinates exist only in my crazed imaginings).
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LOL. I immediately thought of Duck Dodgers too!
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...or better yet, "Planet X", whose coordinates exist only in my crazed imaginings).
Will it look like this?

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Look out dude, Planet X has got this guy:
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Look out dude, Planet X has got this guy:
Now THAT'S a Mad Dragon!
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Look out dude, Planet X has got this guy:
But my robot army is supposedly invincible, so it doesn't really matter WHO they have.
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Mexico. Go in and clean that shithole up. Then make it a place people want to move to or vacation. We'd make a mint.
Liar! You just want a shot at those 18 year-old, $10 hookers.
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You mean you'd actually clean the WATER down there?! My God, man! Such a task would be titanic in it's undertaking!
It could be done! Lord knows they've had centuries down there to make something of the place and absolutely nothing to show for themselves. We could go in and turn that shithole around, and even have them help with the labor.
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Liar! You just want a shot at those 18 year-old, $10 hookers.
Say WHAA????
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Andorra. Nice and isolated, no one else would want it, great climate.
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Being "Canada", I would take over China (assuming we get one free country to invade). Then I'd use their massive population to my advantage. First, I'd have a massive influx of Chinese over here (we have the room) which would serve as the new basis for our army. Meanwhile, I'd have China invade Japan and the rest of Asia, then have the new Chinada army invade the U.S. and Mexico. With Asia and North America one nation controlling the majority of the Pacific, the rest of the world would eventually fall.

Canada has the natural resources, China has the population. Nothing would stop us.

Chinada in 2020.
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