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Old 08-11-2012, 02:46 AM   #1
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Default What is the most SURREAL thing to ever happen to you?

For me, it was the time when I went to comic-con, and talked to a dude in a Swimsuit Lara Croft costume and talked about the overuse of Christ comparisons to Superman while in line to get an autograph from the original Boba Fett.
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Old 08-11-2012, 02:51 AM   #2
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I was working security for the MTV Music Awards when Rose McGowan came with Marilyn Manson dressed like this...

At multiple points during the evening she had to squeeze up against me to get where she was going.

Edit: No nudity.

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Old 08-11-2012, 05:55 AM   #3
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Being born. Don't remember it, but if I did, I'm sure it would take the cake.
Winner: Reality TV draft 2014

"Weeds. All of them weeds. I am perfection, and I am alone in the garden of the universe." - Cyborg Superman
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Old 08-11-2012, 01:47 PM   #4
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I had dinner (along with about 5 people) with Justice Thomas once. That was kind of strange. He spilled sauce on his tie.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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Old 08-12-2012, 12:28 AM   #5
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Tie between playing Shotgun Golf with Danny McBride and the fever dream I had after I got stabbed.
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Old 08-12-2012, 02:15 PM   #6
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Bourbon Street. Mardi Gras. Tits for beads.
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Old 08-12-2012, 04:33 PM   #7
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I met Neil Fallon from Clutch. They have been my favorite band since I was a ten so it was a pretty big thing for me.

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Old 08-12-2012, 10:52 PM   #8
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The first time I got laid was pretty fucking surreal.
Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
Nor label his working day "cushy"
But you might have to question
His endless obsession
With superpositional pussy.
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Old 08-13-2012, 12:00 PM   #9
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I was part of a student exchange project and went to Bournemouth in the South of England. One day, I had visited a friend and hadn't realised that the bus only came until four pm. Of course, I missed that bus. Since I didn't have cash for a cab, I decided to walk to the home of the family I staid with. I tried to follow the bus route as close as I could remember, but I got terribly lost really fast. Soon, I found myself walking down a street where every house looked the same.
And that's when the strongest case of déjà vu kicked in that I ever experienced. I remembered having been at the exact same spot in the exact same situation before. Which absolutely couldn't have been the case. And yet, that's how déjà vu works. So I tried to remember what I did the last time and remembered that I had a déjà vu back then as well. Which led me into a déjà vu feedback loop. And U started to remember which way I went the last time, I retraced steps I had never taken before, and I eventually got to a street close to my destination, just like I remembered. And I made my way home.
True story.
Two days later I saw what might have been a UFO, but I don't think those events were related.
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:05 PM   #10
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The first time I got a BJ. It was from a chick that said she would never do it and then... Oooooh ye-ah! #Macho Man
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:33 PM   #11
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Ha Naysay, I'm listening to Marylin Manson right now!

My first wet dream.
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(even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
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If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
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