What lantern do you have a crush on?

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Thank you. A character can't have qualities that you find desirable or attractive?

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

@ Johnny

No, what you said was even more sad. I'm not cool, in fact I'm damn right uncool and even a weird perv, but at least I don't go round getting crushes on cartoons.

@ A-Train

Not a cartoon one. Live action, yes, cartoon, no.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

No one's asking if you're jerking off to these characters or getting mega raging boners.

And please, folks, don't tell us if you are. That's a bit too much information.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Thank you. A character can't have qualities that you find desirable or attractive?

yeah but i don't think any of them would make me horny. maybe if the women were drawn naked, but that's doubtful, and even then the next artist might not draw them so well.

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

yeah but i don't think any of them would make me horny. maybe if the women were drawn naked, but that's doubtful, and even then the next artist might not draw them so well.

No one's saying that at all. I can say with definitive gusto that John Stewart has never made me horny...yet. Doesn't mean I can't have a platonic bro-crush on him.

Now, if you want to answer the question about who you'd marry and have children with...that's a whole other story.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Who said anything about making us horny?

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Me.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

having a crush on someone makes me horny for that person. but i suppose that a platonic crush is possible.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Same here. Maybe, just maybe. But still not a cartoon.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

So let's say that you are reading a comic and, I dunno, Power Girl jumped out of the page in all her busty glory and was a life size three dimensional person standing in your bedroom completly naked with everything feeling, looking and working exactly as it should in the real world but was still "animated" looking (still in comic book colors etc) You wouldn't try to do anything with that??

Another example:

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

WTF???

I'd be more concerned as to why a cartoon/comic book character was standing at my doorway naked then what am I going to do sexually to it.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Oh Jesus Christ Apparently you can't comprehend the idea of a hypothetical. Never mind.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

I know, I know.

So you're saying that if I don't know, Kyle Rayner or whoever was standing at your doorway like you described to me about power girl that you'd just do him?

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

I can't quite understand your sentence. Can you reword it so it makes some more sense.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

So let's say that you are reading a comic and, I dunno, Kyle jumped out of the page in all his hench glory and was a life size three dimensional person standing in your bedroom completly naked with everything feeling, looking and working exactly as it should in the real world but was still "animated" looking (still in comic book colors etc) You wouldn't try to do anything with that??

(yes I did just rework your sentence to work with you. Just works well and is easier to do than write a new one up.)