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Old 05-18-2020, 01:42 AM   #2501
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North Carolina Supreme Court: Middle finger did not warrant traffic stop
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Old 05-21-2020, 10:09 AM   #2502
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Korean soccer team hit with record fines, may face stadium expulsion over sex dolls in stands
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Old 07-24-2020, 11:57 PM   #2503
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White Sox fan buys 100 cardboard cutouts of himself to take up infield section at Guaranteed Rate Stadium
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Old 08-31-2020, 10:19 PM   #2504
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I guess this goes here?

20 new sexual assault charges against Ron Jeremy
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Old 09-01-2020, 04:53 PM   #2505
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No Ron!!!
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Old 09-14-2020, 01:50 PM   #2506
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And you know what? She won't go broke. She'll become very wealthy.

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Old 09-20-2020, 09:00 PM   #2507
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Couple's wedding RSVP allegedly offers better meals for guests who give expensive gifts

Now, that's capitalism!

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An unidentified couple planning to marry in the near future had allegedly sent an RSVP that demanded to know the value of the gift they would be receiving so they could provide meal options accordingly.

A snapshot of the outlandish RSVP was recently shared to Reddit's “Wedding Shaming” forum, showing that the future spouses created a four-tiered system of dinner choices, offering generous guests the best grub.

According to the RSVP, those who give the happy couple a gift worth up to $250 will be granted the option of roast chicken or swordfish, while those who give gifts valued between $251 and $500 will be granted sliced steak and poached salmon, in addition to the roast chicken or swordfish.

Guests who provide gifts between $501 and $1,000 in value will be able to pick from all the aforementioned meals or choose an exclusive dish designated to their gift level, which includes filet mignon or lobster tails . . .
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Old 09-20-2020, 09:10 PM   #2508
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I feel like that qualifies for being a choosing beggar of some sort.
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Old 09-20-2020, 09:20 PM   #2509
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I know I wouldn't go to that one (not that I need much of an excuse to skip a wedding) and I'm guessing the potential guest that posted it online wasn't either.
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Old 09-21-2020, 04:32 PM   #2510
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Oh my god! That cant be real!

I mean, I WANT it to be real in a fun cringy kind of way, but I'm also mortified for these dirtbags at the same time!
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Old 09-27-2020, 12:19 AM   #2511
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New York Transit Authority has recently added "pooping/defecating" to their list of banned actions on the subway.

I shit you not.
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Old 10-29-2020, 01:15 PM   #2512
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Woman spends $120,000 on body modifications to morph into a blue eyes white dragon

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Old 10-29-2020, 02:38 PM   #2513
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So is it just coincidence that she calls herself that? I mean, the article had no mention of Yu-Gi-Oh at all, but surely she didn't just come up "blue eyes white dragon" independently?
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Old 11-07-2020, 12:59 PM   #2514
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Woman found wearing dead man’s It sweatshirt charged with desecrating remains, cops say
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Old 11-15-2020, 07:10 PM   #2515
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Actual Fight Club in NYC broken up by police
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Old 12-06-2020, 05:13 PM   #2516
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So a bunch of metal monoliths have been found in various spots, human-made but who the hell knows which avant garde artist is behind it.

And then several idiots tore down the one in California, calling it "gay" and saying only Jesus is Lord and not aliens or illegal immigrants and wearing, of course they were, MAGA apparel.
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Old 02-12-2021, 10:42 PM   #2517
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It's been a long time so I'm breathing life into this old girl:

Louis Vuitton is selling the ugliest muppet-clad sweater you have ever seen...for only $8,000
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Old 02-12-2021, 10:48 PM   #2518
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It would be interesting to see some celebrity wear that to a formal event and see how people actually react.

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Old 02-14-2021, 01:27 PM   #2519
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Police search for man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shop
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Man, people are weird. Years ago my aunt put in a door cam because some guy was pooping on her porch. It stopped, but we think it was someone senile because she lives in a senior gated community.
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Old 02-14-2021, 04:08 PM   #2521
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Possibly. Had a similar issue where I work, one elderly person would intentionally smear their turd in the bathroom sink and then put it in the trash can. Cleaning staff loathed restoring the room every time.
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Old 02-16-2021, 08:57 PM   #2522
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I guess this goes here:

Olympic silver medallist charged with being drug kingpin
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I saw them pass over LA and counted 59 of them. I figured they were military jets.

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Soon-to-be father killed planning gender reveal party as device explodes in New York
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Coca cola is forcing employees to take a training course to be less white. Ps4 dosent allow me to post links but you can find still images of the training video through tweets . Good thing im a pepsi guy. Coca cola has always been trash as a drink
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