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Old 04-16-2015, 06:53 PM   #1
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Default The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy watch

She's now 46, yet almost every week the tabloids proclaim anew that she's pregnant. And people continue to buy those tabloids.

This bizarre phenomenon needs its own thread.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3995493.html
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Old 04-16-2015, 06:58 PM   #2
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Well, technically it is still well within the realm of the medically POSSIBLE. That says nothing of likelihood, of course. World record age of the mother for a naturally conceived child is 59, for IVF is 66.
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This is the saddest thread I've ever seen, and I've seen the H&P thread.
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Old 04-16-2015, 10:41 PM   #4
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This is from today's news.

http://www.ecumenicalnews.com/articl...re-false-29215


This is from a year ago.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/30/...heroux-report/


From 2013.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/09/18/...ustin-theroux/


From 2012.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/jennif...by-bump-photo/


From 2011

http://www.gossipcop.com/jennifer-an...r-2011-babies/


From 2010

http://www.celebuzz.com/2010-08-13/t...tch-a-history/


From 2009.

http://www.inquisitr.com/19471/jenni...ston-pregnant/



From 2008

http://www.justjared.com/2008/10/20/...nt-john-mayer/


When I get time I'll try to figure out how far back this goes.

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You what WOULD be sad? If she really HAD been pregnant all those times, and has miscarried each time.
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This was going on 14 years ago but I think it started even earlier.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,622405,00.html
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Old 04-16-2015, 11:12 PM   #7
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It was already well under way 16 years ago.

http://www.bradpittpress.com/artint_99_w.php
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Old 04-17-2015, 01:45 PM   #8
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"Spokespeople for Aniston have failed to deny the rumor."

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/I...te-3238137.php
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Old 04-17-2015, 01:49 PM   #9
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Vince Vaughn supposedly knocked her up too.

http://www.celebitchy.com/1015/is_je...on_pregnant_h/
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Old 04-30-2015, 01:34 AM   #10
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This week's Star has bombshell news! Jen is pregnant!

http://i1.wp.com/shakesworld.com/wp-...size=500%2C630
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Old 09-27-2015, 11:52 PM   #11
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OK Magazine has the scoop! Jen is pregnant with twins -- again!

http://downmagaz.com/uploads/posts/2..._downmagaz.jpg
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They could have saved some money by just reprinting this cover from two and a half years ago.

http://www.pdfmagazines.org/uploads/...ary-2013-1.jpg
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I'm confused. Are we supposed to be hoping she gets knocked up or something? Isn't this one of those actresses that can't keep a man? What does she need a kid for if she can't snag a husband with all of her money?

And who the fuck cares? Who buys these tabloids?!?
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I'm confused. Are we supposed to be hoping she gets knocked up or something? Isn't this one of those actresses that can't keep a man? What does she need a kid for if she can't snag a husband with all of her money?

And who the fuck cares? Who buys these tabloids?!?
I have to assume that a lot of people buy them because every time I buy groceries those rags are all in my face. Try to get the supermarkets to put comic books at the checkout lines and see what they say to you.
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Old 12-10-2015, 11:25 PM   #15
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Life & Style magazine has a great scoop this week!

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...d8fsqvjffr.jpg
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I have to assume that a lot of people buy them because every time I buy groceries those rags are all in my face. Try to get the supermarkets to put comic books at the checkout lines and see what they say to you.
Ironic, considering a forum dedicated to comics is the venue you choose to put tabloid stuff on. Are you a supermarket?
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This time it's true, I tell you.
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What's the motivation behind this thread? To serve as a prego-meter in hopes that she gets pregnant? Judging by the reaction, nobody cares. Do you have a fap shrine in your home dedicated to Aniston, Foghorn? I bet you do, sir... I bet you do.
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You just posted in this thread, didn't you? And don't think she really has a baby on the way, do you?

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To be honest, I couldn't care less. Your dedication to this woman is quite entertaining, so I'll give you that.
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To be honest, I couldn't care less. Your dedication to this woman is quite entertaining, so I'll give you that.
It's not to her. It's to that baby. Or babies, because often it's twins that are on the way.
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I seen this episode on Friends. It's not twins. Ross and Rachel name the baby Emma.
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There's actually a pretty decent chance one of us might be the father, all things considered.
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