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Old 02-16-2010, 11:53 PM   #1
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Default Robert Pattinson Says He's Allergic To Women's Privates

Pretty sure I'm not supposed to provide a link to the article, because there is at least one photo shown with nudity. (Didn't scroll down any further after that. LOL) But here is an excerpt from the article:

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Robert Pattinson covers the tenth anniversary issue of Details with his head nestled next to a vagina, even though inside he tells the magazine he hates them. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog. An excerpt:
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:54 PM   #2
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Why doesn't he just say he's gay and be done with it? LMFAO
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:54 PM   #3
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:58 PM   #4
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Why doesn't he just say he's gay and be done with it? LMFAO
Probably under a gag order till all the Twilight flicks are out.
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:14 AM   #5
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:52 AM   #6
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Pretty sure I'm not supposed to provide a link to the article, because there is at least one photo shown with nudity. (Didn't scroll down any further after that. LOL) But here is an excerpt from the article:



pass the pussy to me than shit
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Old 02-17-2010, 03:35 AM   #7
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I'd hate to say it, but Vaginae are Ugly.
Paper Cuts covered in a dirty hair that smell like fish that bleed once monthly.
Does that sound like something you want to house your best friend?
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Old 02-17-2010, 03:46 AM   #8
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not surprised to hear this about him.
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:02 AM   #9
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I'd hate to say it, but Vaginae are Ugly.
Paper Cuts covered in a dirty hair that smell like fish that bleed once monthly.
Does that sound like something you want to house your best friend?
The "best friend" (to use your term) isn't very pretty either, IMHO.
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:19 AM   #10
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The "best friend" (to use your term) isn't very pretty either, IMHO.
You Take that BACK!
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:32 AM   #11
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Lulz.
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:40 AM   #12
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I'd hate to say it, but Vaginae are Ugly.
Paper Cuts covered in a dirty hair that smell like fish that bleed once monthly.
Does that sound like something you want to house your best friend?
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The "best friend" (to use your term) isn't very pretty either, IMHO.
True. Both sets of human reproductive organs look like vegetables from alien planets. Which has the awesome sideeffect of turning your porn collection into a scifi-collection.
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Old 02-17-2010, 08:06 AM   #13
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The "best friend" (to use your term) isn't very pretty either, IMHO.
Then why do we model everything off of it?

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Old 02-17-2010, 11:25 AM   #14
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Both sets of genitalia are things of beauty to those with eyes to see. Rob Pat is a fucking loser. That is all.
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Old 02-17-2010, 11:46 AM   #15
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Both sets of genitalia are things of beauty to those with eyes to see. Rob Pat is a fucking loser. That is all.
I agree.
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:25 PM   #16
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So gay
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:58 PM   #17
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So gay
I hope so.
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:05 PM   #18
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I hope so.
I hope not.
He's an idiot and the typical 90s "Post Modernist"
Hmpf, Stupid Modern Anti-UnDeconstructionist ruining it for us REAL Post Modern Deconstructionists.
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:36 PM   #19
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Well considering I care about none of that then I see we have no problem.
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Yes, but by not Caring about it, you show patterns of Deconstructionism
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:43 PM   #21
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Ya lost me kid. All I'm concerned about is the cute guy who dislikes femle privates. Couldn't care less about his deconstruction, reconstruction, instruction or any other -struction thereof
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:49 PM   #22
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Then why do we model everything off of it?

Does anyone else see a smiley face up there?
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:49 PM   #23
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Not untill you pointed it out. It's a mystery...someone call Dan Brown.
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I thought all penises smiled when they were erect. A happy penis is a healthy penis.

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Old 02-17-2010, 07:11 PM   #25
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If you think about it, the Human body is penis shaped. Just with Arms.
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