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Old 03-22-2016, 07:08 PM   #251
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you think I plan what I say ahead of time?
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Old 03-22-2016, 07:46 PM   #252
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Yo.

hey, U can ask Fearless, IG-lestein or JonJon;:I *never* know wat Ive said until long after Ive done so........




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Old 03-22-2016, 08:08 PM   #253
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I first read that as IG-lesbian
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Old 03-22-2016, 08:11 PM   #254
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you think I plan what I say ahead of time?
Well, no, not you Robinson. (Though since your spelling and grammar are better than some, I suspect you think it through at least a LITTLE bit )
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Old 03-22-2016, 08:23 PM   #255
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thank god for cell phone auto correct.
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Old 03-22-2016, 08:27 PM   #256
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thank god for cell phone auto correct.
Really? From what we see on the internet, I'd expect that, if you are using auto-correct extensively, you would constantly be accidentally posting stuff that implied you had odd sexual tastes.
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Old 04-07-2016, 08:01 PM   #257
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
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A young man decides to kill himself by jumping off a building.

Once he reaches the top, he goes to the edge and sees a homeless old man with no arms jumping, cheering and dancing around on the street. Intrigued by the old man's joy, he comes down the building and asks him.

Young man: "Excuse me, sir. I thought about ending my miserable life today but then I saw you with no arms and homeless yet here you are dancing, cheering and jumping about. Can you share with me your secret?

Old man: "I don't know about any secret but man!!!..arggh!!!!!..my balls are itchy as hell!!! I've been trying to scratch 'em all day!
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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A pardon.
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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches
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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, the rest were just following orders.




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Old 09-06-2017, 09:25 PM   #258
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I like my women like I like my bourbon

18 years old and full of coke.

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I hear Rihanna's pretty funny in person.

She gets her punchlines from her boyfriend.

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What starts with 'N' that's incorrect to call a black person?

Not guilty.

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What created feminism?

An unlocked kitchen door.

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because the only one who had a dream got shot



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Old 11-09-2017, 04:33 PM   #259
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A black man, a Mexican, and a Puerto Rican are in a car...who’s driving?

The cops.

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How does a muslim divorce his wife?

He sets her up for adoption

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What does a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit it with a stick, the more English you get.

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I'm a great pianist

I finger minors perfectly

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Why do blacks always wear chains?

To remind them of their heritage.

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Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?

At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.

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Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?

At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.



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Old 11-12-2017, 06:00 PM   #260
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This guy knows how to party!

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