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Old 12-17-2019, 09:43 PM   #626
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"Nice try"
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Old 12-19-2019, 02:51 PM   #627
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This woman wins the Biggest Dumbass of 2019 award.

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Old 12-21-2019, 04:03 PM   #628
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Yeah, this will work. If I were a mortician, I'd be worried about losing all my business.

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Old 12-26-2019, 10:36 PM   #629
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Of course she's drugged, you imbeciles. She has bipolar disorder. She's so disabled that she lost custody of her children and isn't allowed to manage her own affairs. If she weren't drugged, she'd shave her head, run out into traffic and bash cars with an umbrella.

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Old 12-27-2019, 12:53 AM   #630
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Special mention for work today:

Big order dropped off, and the chief executive chef told the driver to put the dry storage goods in the room with the sign that says dry storage.

Which has no food and only paper products/dinnerware.

Driver didn't even think about it, just unloaded a bunch of products onto the floor of the small room.

I don't know why my supervisor said that when he very much should have specified "across the hall where all the food is on shelves," and I really wish the drivers would ask "are you sure?" when something seems odd.
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Old 12-28-2019, 08:05 AM   #631
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https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/...e-14933052.php

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Old 12-31-2019, 07:04 PM   #632
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https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/31/us/mo...rnd/index.html

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Old 01-03-2020, 08:28 PM   #633
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https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...ng/2794511001/

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Old 01-04-2020, 03:57 PM   #634
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That's like one of those football players whose premature celebration ends up losing the game.
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Old 01-04-2020, 04:09 PM   #635
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If only he had gotten a reality show, this might not have happened.

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Old 01-07-2020, 02:15 AM   #636
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Work again:

The milk delivery driver decided to stack the milk crates on his hand cart all together instead of two stacks so that he only had to make one trip.

Yeah, that worked out poorly: the stack was at least six feet tall and when he tried to wheel it in, it pitched forward and two gallons exploded all over the walk-in fridge. It took me at least twenty minutes with help to mop it up. Complete waste of dairy and time, even if a coworker did me a solid and the driver gave us replacements on the spot. Had to tell the guy not to do that again.
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Old 01-07-2020, 11:24 PM   #637
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Yo.

I'm actually glad this is happening, since the zerg rush to demonize anything Caucasian wearing a MAGA hat these past few years has been personally nauseating: https://www.wsaw.com/content/news/CN...1.html?ref=941

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So I guess that Sandmann and Philips didn't mend their fences, because I read back when that happened that Philips was willing to later meet and talk with the students and work things out. Doesn't appear to be the case if they're suing him.
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Old 01-09-2020, 09:07 PM   #639
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Child molestor's wife sues church for reporting husband's confession

You stupid bitch, he raped your own fucking kid.
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^Yeah, not only does my church not protect criminal confessions, but I've actually sat in on a counseling situation where the pastor began with a warning that he's obligated to report criminal behavior.
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https://www.polygraph.info/a/sputnik.../30359109.html

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Old 01-21-2020, 06:43 PM   #642
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https://www.indiatoday.in/fact-check...664-2020-01-21

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A video clip of rapid gunfire in the night sky with a trail of black smoke has gone viral on social media with the claim that this is how the US military had shot down missiles fired by Iran at an American airbase in Iraq.




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Old 02-06-2020, 09:50 PM   #643
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Heard about this on the radio yesterday morning:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...gs/4661250002/
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Man posing as sheriff gets pulled over by sheriff

Oh his ass is going to be spending time, having a loaded fake cop car and an unlicensed weapon.
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Old 02-13-2020, 10:12 PM   #645
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Yo.

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/sus...fleeing-police

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On the radio this morning: 43YO woman uses dating app to match with a 33YO man.

Red flag 1: she has to pick him up from his mother's house where he lives

Red flag 2: he's drinking wine while they're driving

Red flag 3: he asks her to stop at the bank. After a minute he comes running out, gun in one hand and a lot of stolen money in the other

She panics and does what he says, but pulls out and surrenders when the cops chase them down. She gets let go and he's getting prison.
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Old 02-19-2020, 09:27 PM   #647
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Yo.

https://cbs6albany.com/news/local/ma...ail-reform-law

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Yo.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crim...unts-1.4180182

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Cab seizes 6,000 Bitcoin but sale impossible without access codes
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