Hookers & Pictionary

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

I suppose I'm waiting for the update where he wakes up in a tub full of ice missing a kidney. That'll probably happen before the, "Hey guys! I just got blown" post.

I almost pissed myself when I read this. I still have a smirk on my face as I type this!

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

The fuck?!?

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

omg guys i am so sorry for the late reply, this weekend as been h@ll for me with work and getting ready to send my nephew off to the AirForce i've been basy as h@ll

ok for my replys then............

So if yer the only one shes seeing and shes still tight, then yer either not fucking her and yer paying her to hold yer hand in public, or my pinky is bigger than yer dick.

Either way, stop it. Yer gonna get diseases that you don't already have. Kick that bitch to the curb and find a clean ho to take out on yer next vacation.

1) well i am white so.......

2) as i've said theirs/there's/they'res just something about her i just can't/don't won't to let her go

Do you think this means something? By the way, what does she do for a living?

1) well it means she's letting her freak flag fly

2) i think she works at a restaurant of some kind, for reasons i understand she won't tell me the name of it

See now, I guess this is just me, but I'd find the ears, like toes, a turn-off.

toes yeah i'm with ya on that but ears now not so much (it helped get my rocks off anyway)

The fuck?!?

Hell, A-Train is gay and he knows more about women's naughty bits than you do!!

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

1) well i am white so.......:

And this is relevant how exactly?

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

He's blaming his tiny penis on his skin color

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

1) well i am white so.......

Lol whut?

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

Lol whut?

You're kidding, right? Is that not a British thing, associating race with penis size? The joke here (and it's really, really well known) are that black men are well endowed, white are not (or are neutral), and Asians are small.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

You're kidding, right? Is that not a British thing, associating race with penis size? The joke here (and it's really, really well known) are that black men are well endowed, white are not (or are neutral), and Asians are small.

Yeah but it's Ionfan so that's what baffled me.

["Chosen" NOT his black friend Find all posts View Profile Close "Chosen"]

You're kidding, right? Is that not a British thing, associating race with penis size? The joke here (and it's really, really well known) are that black men are well endowed, white are not (or are neutral), and Asians are small.

I'm black and endowed.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

If anyone said that white and Asians are "endowed with brains" he'd be crucified.

That's why I hate political correctness.

["Chosen" NOT his black friend Find all posts View Profile Close "Chosen"]

If anyone said that white and Asians are "endowed with brains" he'd be crucified.

That's why I hate political correctness.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

It' like he is being "Ionist" against himself.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

I'm black and endowed.

I'll take your word for it.
Just to be clear, I'm not trying to confirm or deny stereotypes. I do not claim to be an expert on male genitalia.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Enough of the genitalia talk! Let's get back to IonFan's lady nibbling on his ear, which apparently means something significant with regard to their relationship/arrangement/agreement.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

* god i wash i had the stereotype of a big penis, then instead of doing the helicopter i can do the windmill (think about it for a sec. here people), all my black friends at work are happy when i say "ya gotta respect the black mans anaconda" and lord knows i do................... no homo*


S_A it doesn't mean anything, persay, h@ll her asking if she can use my shower means more to me then the ear sucking (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster )