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Old 10-29-2014, 05:10 PM   #51
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Not jealous of the black man's penis, just my girlfriend's black dildo.
Awww. It's the vibrating one with the suction cup base isn't it?
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:12 PM   #52
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Awww. It's the vibrating one with the suction cup base isn't it?
There's just no accounting for that damn vibration action.
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:14 PM   #53
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You could fix that problem you know. Go out and by yourself a vibrating cock ring. You'll be as good as her toy and better . I used to work in a sex shop. I literally sold dicks for a living. I know these things .
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:16 PM   #54
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Not jealous of the black man's penis, just my girlfriend's black dildo.


Many years ago, a friend of mine had a black dildo for his GF. This thing was the size of my freaking arm! I was thinking that if he regularly uses that on his lady, he might as well have her lay on the floor on her back, with her butt against the wall and legs in the air, climb in and jump up and down in it like a trampoline.
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:16 PM   #55
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You could fix that problem you know. Go out and by yourself a vibrating cock ring. You'll be as good as her toy and better . I used to work in a sex shop. I literally sold dicks for a living. I know these things .
We talked about that actually, thinking of surprising her for our anniversary.

Also, I vote that we just turn this into the sex toy thread. Is that kosher?
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:22 PM   #56
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We talked about that actually, thinking of surprising her for our anniversary.

Also, I vote that we just turn this into the sex toy thread. Is that kosher?
It wouldn't be a bad gift and you'd both benefit from it.
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:46 PM   #57
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Also, I vote that we just turn this into the sex toy thread. Is that kosher?
Wait, are there KOSHER sex toys?! Oy vey!
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:04 PM   #58
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There's just no accounting for that damn vibration action.
oy im so tempted to pull a howard stern and ask you some questions johnny..............
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:08 PM   #59
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oy im so tempted to pull a howard stern and ask you some questions johnny..............
Never hurts to ask, I probably won't answer any of them...but it doesn't hurt to ask.
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:09 PM   #60
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Never hurts to ask, I probably won't answer any of them...but it doesn't hurt to ask.
alright well since we are on the subject are you sure you are pleasing her correctly as far as oral go's?
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:21 PM   #61
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Yeah, I'm not answering any of that.
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:23 PM   #62
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Yeah, I'm not answering any of that.
im not being an ass or anything it really was a serious question and if you need it bruh i can send you some tips
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:34 PM   #63
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im not being an ass or anything it really was a serious question and if you need it bruh i can send you some tips
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:38 PM   #64
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Old 10-29-2014, 06:49 PM   #65
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im not being an ass or anything it really was a serious question and if you need it bruh i can send you some tips
That might be the best thing I've read on this board all year.
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Old 10-29-2014, 07:06 PM   #66
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Old 10-29-2014, 07:07 PM   #67
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From peen envy to sex toys and now Tazz' sex tips. This oughta be good.

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Old 10-29-2014, 07:20 PM   #68
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Tazz, word of advice. If Johnny PMs you asking for those tips...don't do it. You just KNOW choice selections will end up in this thread, and people will run out of unique .gifs to post in response.
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Old 10-29-2014, 07:26 PM   #69
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Because if you're having trouble pleasing a woman, TAZZ is the guy you want to turn to. Because of all the worlds HE'S rocked over the years.

Awesome.
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Old 10-29-2014, 10:54 PM   #70
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Not jealous of the black man's penis, just my girlfriend's black dildo.
Hatchet Harry beat a man to death with a black dildo once. True story.
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Old 10-29-2014, 11:07 PM   #71
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"If you're having penis problems, I feel bad for ya, son.
I got 99 problems, but a black dick ain't one."
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Old 10-30-2014, 01:23 PM   #72
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Old 10-30-2014, 05:22 PM   #73
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"If you're having penis problems, I feel bad for ya, son.
I got 99 problems, but a black dick ain't one."
*Golf clap* for that one.
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