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    Before the internet, this is how folks in the 80's watch porn.







    You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

  • #2
    Lol why does this thread exist?


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    • #3
      lol whut?
      Originally posted by IonFan
      (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
      Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
      If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
      Originally posted by Quaker
      I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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      • #4
        I popped in here thinking, 'oh shit, better move this to Qward quick', only to find...scrambled gifs? How odd a choice for a thread.

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        • #5
          DP is totally right, though. If I were lucky enough to be staying at someone's house who had cable (but didn't pay for the pron channels), this is what you were left with as a consolation prize. Every 10 seconds, the screen would go normal for 2 to 3 seconds tops, then back to scramble city (haha, tf fans will get that). You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DOOM View Post
            DP is totally right, though. If I were lucky enough to be staying at someone's house who had cable (but didn't pay for the pron channels), this is what you were left with as a consolation prize. Every 10 seconds, the screen would go normal for 2 to 3 seconds tops, then back to scramble city (haha, tf fans will get that). You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.
            Originally posted by IonFan
            (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
            Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
            If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
            Originally posted by Quaker
            I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DOOM View Post
              Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.

              You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
                I popped in here thinking, 'oh shit, better move this to Qward quick', only to find...scrambled gifs? How odd a choice for a thread.
                You must have not grown up in the 80's.
                You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DOOM View Post
                  You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.
                  aaaannd sig'ed
                  I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                  • #10
                    The only time I watched porn in the 80's was when someone (who will remain nameless) swiped VHS tapes from a family member's stash and brought them over, although I do remember the pixelated, late night screens filled with the harmonic sounds of female moaning and bad music.

                    I never really watched porn until I turned 18, and was allowed to peek behind the red curtain at the local video store. It was like a new world had opened up, kind of like when Dorothy stepped out of the house and into the land of Oz for the first time. There were organized tape cases with female body parts displayed and exposed like I've never seen before. In addition, there were two televisions with a cacophony of sounds; moaning, gasping and horrible, "boom-chika-wow-wow" music filled the little room. One of the first tapes I picked up was "Deep Throat." And the rest is history.

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                    • #11
                      I picture Sylent discovering the porn section like when the kids finally get into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, running around crazy in this wonderful world of wonder.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Darth_Primus View Post
                        You must have not grown up in the 80's.
                        Oh, I did! Many was the load carefully spilled to the cruel scrambled channel! I made it an artform until my buddies and I concocted a way to get vhs tapes to make the rounds. I had towels that could double as scarecrows!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar View Post
                          Oh, I did! Many was the load carefully spilled to the cruel scrambled channel! I made it an artform until my buddies and I concocted a way to get vhs tapes to make the rounds. I had towels that could double as scarecrows!
                          Originally posted by IonFan
                          (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                          Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                          If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                          Originally posted by Quaker
                          I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Darth_Primus View Post
                            Before the internet, this is how folks in the 80's watch porn.







                            ................... i'm still young enough to make this work, Thanks D_P

                            IonFan says

                            MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                            • #15
                              If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.

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