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Old 06-20-2013, 02:07 AM   #251
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Old 06-20-2013, 07:50 AM   #252
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In case of some apocalypse, and the demise of youtube, let the record books show that I posted a video of the trailer for a 1990 movie called "Pretty Woman" a romantic comedy film staring Richard Gere and Julia Roberts about a hoe falling for a very rich man. A movie that clearly must be one of Ionfans all time favourites.
In the original draft of the script, she was addicted to cocaine and he dumped her ass at the end of the movie.
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Old 06-21-2013, 12:25 AM   #253
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well duh cause she's a whore and my girls not a whore, she's an escort
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Old 06-21-2013, 12:50 AM   #254
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well duh cause she's a whore and my girls not a whore, she's an escort

Bitch, Julia Roberts played a higher-class of escort than you'd ever be able to afford.
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Old 06-21-2013, 01:56 AM   #255
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Bitch, Julia Roberts played a higher-class of escort than you'd ever be able to afford.
tell me something i don't know
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Old 06-21-2013, 02:00 AM   #256
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...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.
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...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.
I love you man. That is the funniest damn thing I have read in years.

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Old 06-21-2013, 02:06 AM   #258
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...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.
i try
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Old 06-21-2013, 02:13 AM   #259
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I love you man. That is the funniest damn thing I have read in years.

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i try

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In the original draft of the script, she was addicted to cocaine and he dumped her ass at the end of the movie.
That sounds too much like real life, they had to give it that Hollywood fantasy effect. Got to give IonFan some kind of hope.

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tell me something i don't know
Just how much does your hooker pretend wife cost you anyway? Does she charge by the hour or is it what services she offers? or both? Do you get discounts for being a loyal customer? Do you get to trade in used panties for new ones?
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Old 06-21-2013, 09:09 AM   #261
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$160 an hour (but from time to time she stays past said hour with no extra costs)

and no used panties, that's just sick
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Old 06-21-2013, 09:22 AM   #262
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$160 an hour (but from time to time she stays past said hour with no extra costs)

and no used panties, that's just sick
Hey now don't knock other peoples fetishes when you like ponies. I don't have used panties myself but I ain't going to diss someone if that's their thing, theirs much worse than that.

$160, hmm that's about 100 (and euros) you're certainly dealing in bargain basement pussy. With 4 jobs I thought you were dealing with elite hookers. Unless you see this hooker every week or something.
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Old 06-21-2013, 10:06 AM   #263
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He does.
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Old 06-21-2013, 10:19 AM   #264
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it's more like every 2 to 3 weeks i see her (i'm not made out of money here people )
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Old 06-21-2013, 01:03 PM   #265
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Can you claim her as a tax reduction?
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it's more like every 2 to 3 weeks i see her (i'm not made out of money here people )
No you're not made out of money, but you sure know how to waste it. I guess every 3 weeks is not too bad, for being obsessed with someone that is.
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Old 06-21-2013, 03:48 PM   #267
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This thread should be retitled, "Kick the dog." When you're having a bad day, just come on in here and kick poor ol' Ion Fan around. "Hey Mikey! He likes it!"
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Old 06-21-2013, 05:59 PM   #268
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Can you claim her as a tax reduction?
oh if only but for some crazy reason paying for sex is illegal in the US and therefor not tax deductible

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No you're not made out of money, but you sure know how to waste it. I guess every 3 weeks is not too bad, for being obsessed with someone that is.
ohgoodgod I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HER................... i just like her, plus f@cking her ain't bad too (even if she doesn't give bj's )

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This thread should be retitled, "Kick the dog." When you're having a bad day, just come on in here and kick poor ol' Ion Fan around. "Hey Mikey! He likes it!"
lets not (plus i'm sure there's already one in Qward)
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Old 07-07-2013, 04:11 AM   #269
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just thought i'd post a pic of what i got her for our one year anniversary and see what ya'll think of it



(yeah i know i'm crazy so let's move past that shall we )
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Old 07-07-2013, 06:12 AM   #271
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ohgoodgod I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HER................... i just like her
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just thought i'd post a pic of what i got her for our one year anniversary and see what ya'll think of it

I just have one question. Did you buy your butcher heart-shaped jewelry as well after one year of buying his meat?
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Old 07-07-2013, 12:44 PM   #272
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i don't have a butcher
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Old 07-07-2013, 03:36 PM   #273
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Layman's terms then... do you buy anyone else you do business with a gift after one year of doing business with them?
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Old 07-07-2013, 08:56 PM   #274
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Ionfan. You always find ways to a new low. Can't say the board didn't try to help you, but if that's what makes you happy. It's a pity you can't find a real woman to love, who would love all that affection and actually give a damn about you. Rather than seeing you as a wage slip.
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:15 AM   #275
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He can, he just chooses not to.
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