Things SpySmasher says

[MisfitLantern Guy's Drinking Buddy Find all posts View Profile Close MisfitLantern]

This thread is as it says, dedicated to the things that our favorite GLC member says

The one, the only SpySmasher

lets start it off with one shall we?

"Tips? Well, it's a fact that blacks usually don't tip waitresses."

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

People that follow me home @ 4am are gay. (not verbatim, but you get the point)

[MisfitLantern Guy's Drinking Buddy Find all posts View Profile Close MisfitLantern]

this is one of my favorites

"It's that "cruising" stuff that makes a lot of people dislike gays"

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

It's interesting to be lectured by two people whose combined IQ is a lot lower than mine.

Yes, most blacks don't leave tips. And yes, cruising behavior is what contributes most to straight people discriminating against gays.

Those are facts. You know what facts are, don't you? They're those things that don't go away if you refuse to believe them.

[myuserid Lantern Hex Find all posts View Profile Close myuserid]

Here's a question:

How long before this flaming thread is locked?

[MisfitLantern Guy's Drinking Buddy Find all posts View Profile Close MisfitLantern]

It's interesting to be lectured by two people whose combined IQ is a lot lower than mine.

Yes, most blacks don't leave tips. And yes, cruising behavior is what contributes most to straight people discriminating against gays.

Those are facts. You know what facts are, don't you? They're those things that don't go away if you refuse to believe them.

This is EXACTLY why i made this thread! No sarcasm at all it's like the GLC version of "Shit my dad says"

Here's a question:

How long before this flaming thread is locked?

I dunno maybe a couple days to a week? Hopefully longer though

[MisfitLantern Guy's Drinking Buddy Find all posts View Profile Close MisfitLantern]

Hey everyone this isn't a thread for fighting, it's supposed to be for laughs!

[Bolerathon Avant Guardian Find all posts View Profile Close Bolerathon]

Hey everyone this isn't a thread for fighting, it's supposed to be for laughs!

You are appealing to the good nature and maturity of people on an internet forum populated entirely by nerds? HA!

[MisfitLantern Guy's Drinking Buddy Find all posts View Profile Close MisfitLantern]

You are appealing to the good nature and maturity of people on an internet forum populated entirely by nerds? HA!

Didn't think of it like that....Hey sweet avatar!

[Bolerathon Avant Guardian Find all posts View Profile Close Bolerathon]

Didn't think of it like that....Hey sweet avatar!

Alan Scott a la "Kingdom Come". Get it if you don't already.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Alan Scott a la "Kingdom Come". Get it if you don't already.

One of my top 5 of all time. Beautiful story.

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

"Alan Watts the Omniscient. Fall to your knees and praise his opinion, which extends to every boundary humanity has."

Don't forget, all, Alan Watts has an opinion on everything.

[MisfitLantern Guy's Drinking Buddy Find all posts View Profile Close MisfitLantern]

I made this thread in your honor Spy, because the things you say are either hilarious, obscenely offensive, truthful, or have a good point, I had no intention of lecturing you or offending you!

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

I thought it was against the rules of the web site to start threads about other posters. But apparently it's not any more.

All right. I can do that too.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Alan Watts the Omniscient. Fall to your knees and praise his opinion, which extends to every boundary humanity has."

Don't forget, all, Alan Watts has an opinion on everything.

You're ignorant. I disagree with a lot of what Watts said.

But claiming that I agree with all of it makes for a juicy flame, doesn't it? And we can't let the facts get in the way of that, can we?