Your All Time Favourite Quotes, Vol. 2

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BA: Murdock Crashed the Plane didn't he?!
Murdock: No! Nonononononono... I simply relocated the aircraft with extreme prejudice because OF A TOTAL LOSS OF THRUST AND LIFT FUNCTIONS!!!!

[Sinestreneko]

"Mocking a woman is like drinking a fine wine, both are fun in excess, but then the hangover is hell."

[redjirachi]

Here's one from Sinestro himself,right before he pwns Mongul
"Take note,Mongul.You are a creature of action,but those actions are unmotivated and,therefore,empty"
I liked it because it just goes to show you how two-dimensional of a villain Mongul really is

[Lantern2814.20850]

Max: Hi...to both of you! Welcome to Network 23.....Want to check theese ratings? I seem to have an audience of two!
Network 23! the Network where two's comapny and three is an audience!

Network 23! The Network that's a real mind blower!!!! BOOM!!! (Max's head explodes)

You know, I get the feeling there's a lot of faces out there, watching....me! And I can tell you it brings a lump to my ratings! Yes,.....this is Network 23! The Network that puts you right!..Where they want you to be!

[The_Mad_Dragon]

Shysa: "Say, pal, didja know yer shoelaces was untied?"
Stormtrooper: "Gosh, no. Thanks. I guess they must've—hey, waita-minit! Stormtrooper boots don't have laces!"
―A disguised Fenn Shysa tricks an Imperial stormtrooper

Konshi: "But if I fail—"
Satele: "Metaphorically speaking, if is the smallest word in the Galactic Standard lexicon, yet it stands between us and our greatest dreams. Let it be a bridge, Shigar. It's time you crossed it. I will be waiting for you on the other side."
―Shigar Konshi and Grand Master Satele Shan

Hobbie: "Hang in there. I'm good at rescuing gorgeous damsels in distress."
Iella: "You realize I'm married."
Hobbie: "Got a sister who'll be happy you're alive?"
―Derek "Hobbie" Klivian attempts to hit on Iella Wessiri

Leia: "We're sunk."
Han: "I don't think so. Six, seven, eight of them. The more, the better."
Leia: "The more, the better?"
Han: "Yeah, when we get enough of them in here, we can't possibly lose."
Leia: "Now I know why you never want to be told the odds. Because you don't know what they mean!"
―Leia and Han encounter some enemies

Sev: "Damn, I don't believe it!"
Scorch: " What's wrong, Sev?"
Sev: "I lost count of my kills!"

[The_Mad_Dragon]

"I fell in love with a Mandalorian girl, married into the clans, and a hut'uun killed her. I know his name. I'll find him. And then I'll show him what it means to make a bad enemy of a Mandalorian with anatomical expertise and a scalpel."
―Mandalorian Mij Gilamar

"We conquered whole star systems. We had an empire. When cities heard our armies were coming, populations fled before a shot was fired. Now we cling to a pathetic sector of dirtball planets, we scramble for the crumbs that the cowardly aruetiise throw when they want us to fight for them, and they use us as a breeding stock for their clone armies. The aruetiise will always treat us like an animal species to be used for their convenience until we stand up for ourselves again."
―Lorka Gedyc