15 Minutes with sylent_asassin

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Welcome all to sylent_asassin's 15 Minutes. Here are a few question to get us started. Remember the more questions you answer the more people will participate and vice versa.

And....here...we......GO!!...

When did you start reading comics?

What was your first comic? (If you can remember)

Who is you favorite non-GL Character? Non-DC character?

Favorite Lantern?

Hal or Kyle?

Do you have any siblings?

Batman and Chuck Norris are in a fight. Who wins?

Favorite TV Show?

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Favorite food?

Can I have a dollar?

Do you prefer candles or aerosol air fresheners?

What would you do if the lower half of your body was the lower half of a monkey?

How much ice cream sundae can you eat on a Sunday?

Favorite drink?

Favorite alcoholic drink ?

Favorite diaper brand?

Favorite tampons brand ?

Would you rather have robot arms or robot legs?

Robocop or Terminator?

What super powers would you like to have?

Hot dog on a bun or corn dog?

Hot dog on a Hamburger bun?

How many buffalo wings can you eat?

Would you rather bang silk spectre 1 or silk spectre 2?

What's in your pockets?

Pop tarts or pillsbury breakfast strudels?

Is your wallet thick, like full of crap besides cash and cards? A George Costanza wallet.

Have you ever eaten silly string?

To be Batman's Robin(get training and lotsa $$) would you have sex with him?

If you could only eat 1 food for the rest of your life,what would it be?

You have any pets?

Have you ever clogged the toilet?

Favorite female comic character?

coolest vehicle?

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Favorite comic storyline

Worst comic you've ever read?

If your favorite creative team killed off your favorite character, for good, using your second favorite character, would you read them again?

What do you think the Comic Book industry needs right now?

What is your favorite album?

Name the worst album made by your favorite artist/group/band?

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What is your favorite comic to read while eating?


What is your dream job?

Who is your dream girl?

What is your dream sandwich(food)?




(Since you can't ask yourself these questions)
How did you come up with your screen name?

If you could talk to Geoff Johns about comics, what would you say to him?

What one thing would you change about Green Lantern?

If you could punch one person in the face, who would it be?

If you had a Green Lantern ring, do you think your will would be strong enough to make it work?

If you could nail one hot celebrity, who would it be?

If you could travel back into time and change ONE thing in your life, what would it be?

What is your favorite past time?

If you won the lottery, would would be the first 3 things you would do?

What is your favorite genre of music?

If you could be any movie star, who would it be?

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When did you start reading comics?

When I was 10. My inspiration was the Challenge of the SuperFriends.



What was your first comic? (If you can remember)

It was a Green Lantern Comic with Hal squaring off against Galius Zed. #167





Who is you favorite non-GL Character? Non-DC character?

Probably Flash. Spiderman, although it's been a while since I read Marvel.



Favorite Lantern?

Hal.

Hal or Kyle?

HAL!!



Do you have any siblings?

I have a Cockateil. Does that count? 1 pain in the ass Sister... kinda looks like the Cockatiel.



Batman and Chuck Norris are in a fight. Who wins?



Batman kicks the shit out of Chuck Norris and breaks his neck at the end of the battle... Wait! That was Bruce Lee. Oh well. Same result. Norris dies.

Favorite TV Show?

Currently, Burn Notice. Gabrielle Anwar has legs to die for!... and I believe that she could probably kick my ass.

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Favorite food?

Meat lover's Pizza! I'm a simple man.


Can I have a dollar?

Check your paypal account.

Do you prefer candles or aerosol air fresheners?

Candles are more romantic. Aerosol cans are for killing insects and greasing engine parts.

What would you do if the lower half of your body was the lower half of a monkey?

Probably jerk off all day and sling shit at people.



How much ice cream sundae can you eat on a Sunday?

None. Lactose issues. Goes through me like Crystal Drano.

Favorite drink?

Welch's Strawberry Breeze. Heaven in a carton.



Favorite alcoholic drink ?

Long Island Iced Tea



Favorite diaper brand?

Depends!! XXL for my big ass, of course... and I need more space for the front.



Favorite tampons brand ?

I use Stayfree Wings for my heavy flow days. "I haven't got time for the pain."

Would you rather have robot arms or robot legs?

Legs so I can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Robocop or Terminator?

Robocop.



What super powers would you like to have?

Flight, Super Speed and Teleportation.

Hot dog on a bun or corn dog?

Polish Sausage on a bun with relish! Hot Dogs are for pussies.



Hot dog on a Hamburger bun?

No. Too ghetto for me. Might as well have Wonder Bread.

How many buffalo wings can you eat?

Never pushed myself. More than you, I'm sure.

Would you rather bang silk spectre 1 or silk spectre 2?

Easily 2. She's younger, right?



What's in your pockets?

Cell Phone, Keys, Lint...

Pop tarts or pillsbury breakfast strudels?

Pop Tarts! They bring me back to the old days... when it was a simpler time.



Is your wallet thick, like full of crap besides cash and cards? A George Costanza wallet.

I have a JC Penney Leather wallet that's thick and full of gift cards that I still haven't used from my wedding.

Have you ever eaten silly string?

Nope. I stayed away from crack when I was in school.

To be Batman's Robin(get training and lotsa $$) would you have sex with him?

Hell no! Can I have sex with Barbara instead? I'd hit that!





If you could only eat 1 food for the rest of your life,what would it be?

Perfectly seasoned Filet Mignon. La comida de los dios!



You have any pets?

I have a Sister. Does that count?

Have you ever clogged the toilet?

I just did. Al Bundy ain't got nothin' on me... and China has much to fear!

Favorite female comic character?

That's tough. Power Girl... and it's not just because she has huge boobs.



coolest vehicle?

Lamborghini Murcielago

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Favorite comic storyline

Identity Crisis



Worst comic you've ever read?

Todd McFarlane's Spider-Man- Prettiest art you've ever seen and the worst storylines you've ever read that didn't make any sense.



If your favorite creative team killed off your favorite character, for good, using your second favorite character, would you read them again?

Initially, I'd probably give them a chance, but they would be treading on very thin ice.

What do you think the Comic Book industry needs right now?

Punctuality.

What is your favorite album?

Madonna's Immaculate Collection



Name the worst album made by your favorite artist/group/band?

I really don't buy albums as I believe it's blind leap of faith with my money. Still...

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What is your favorite comic to read while eating?

While eating WHAT? You have to be specific.
Anything Green Lantern related, I suppose.

What is your dream job?

I wish I could sing, but I suck. I would actually like to write for a comic character I invented, but that's a far-fetched dream.

Who is your dream girl?

My wife. Nobody is better for me than her.

What is your dream sandwich(food)?

Dream sandwich?

Togo's Hot #7 with extra Jalapenos. It's so good, but gives me mud-butt in 3 hours flat.



(Since you can't ask yourself these questions)
How did you come up with your screen name?

Back in the 90's Chris Benoit used to be called the Silent Assassin. He was one of my favorite wrestlers at the time. Little did I know he would murder his wife and son by using the Crossface. o_O

If you could talk to Geoff Johns about comics, what would you say to him?

Knock off all the damn retcons, man!.. and let's get back to basic, compelling Green Lantern-centered short stories. I'm all "DC evented" out.

What one thing would you change about Green Lantern?

The symbol. I would make it so it's uniformed and NOT up to different artists interpretations. Different Lanterns should not have different symbols on their uniforms. After all, it's a corps.



If you could punch one person in the face, who would it be?

My Cousin's bitch-ass husband. He has a problem with me for whatever reason and at the family reunion, straight ignored me and my wife.

If you had a Green Lantern ring, do you think your will would be strong enough to make it work?

Absolutely! I actually think my will would exceed the ring's limitations. I really believe that.



If you could nail one hot celebrity, who would it be?

Can I choose 2? My #1 would be import model, Leah Dizon. I've lusted after this woman for years. I would LOVE to meet her just once... and lick the side of her face.



My #2 would be Kristin Kreuk. She might not be voluptuous, but I think she epitomizes the fantasy Girl next door; the brunette locks, the green eyes, the college girl voice, the dimples... I would so go down on this babe and wouldn't ask her to wash first.



If you could travel back into time and change ONE thing in your life, what would it be?

I would do better in school. I wasn't a failure or anything, but I wish I could take the knowledge and experiences I have currently and start life all over again and impress the shit out of people.

What is your favorite past time?

Playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Believe it or not.



If you won the lottery, would would be the first 3 things you would do?

Pay off my Mortgage and bills.
Tell everyone I can't stand to fuck off.
Travel.

In that order.

What is your favorite genre of music?

R&B.

If you could be any movie star, who would it be?

Laurence Fishburne, of course.



He's married to the delicious Gina Torres and gets to nail that on a regular basis. I would tell her in bed, "C'mon babe! Do the JLU Vixen voice again!... Oooooh yeah!"

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If you could meet Brett Favre in person, what would you tell him

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If your head was made up of a big donut, would you eat it?


If you had superpowers, would you abuse your powers?

Do you play any instruments?

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Favorite/Worst part about the GLCMB that doesn't involve Green Lantern

Favorite/Worst Memory at the GLCMB

If you had to drop all but one comic, what would remain?

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Have children?
How many do you want to have?
Any names?
Perfect place to go on Vacation?
Perfect City to live?

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If you could meet Brett Favre in person, what would you tell him

Stop fucking with everyone and come back already! We know you're just dodging training camp, you old bastard! You're not fooling anyone but yourself! BTW, I need you to throw to Sydney Rice on every play for my fantasy team.

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If your head was made up of a big donut, would you eat it?

That would make me a cannibal, wouldn't it? No thanks.

If you had superpowers, would you abuse your powers?

Initially, yes. There has to be an experimentation phase. Nobody would develop powers and have complete control and discipline from the outset.

Do you play any instruments?

Do the PS3 and Wii controllers count? I play a mean Mario Kart.

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Favorite/Worst part about the GLCMB that doesn't involve Green Lantern

Favorite- Being recognized and meeting people at the WonderCon/ComicCon. It's always cool to meet folks from different walks of life.

Worst- Ethanthunder's cowardly racial tirade. Nobody deserved to be banned more than him.

Favorite/Worst Memory at the GLCMB

Favorite- Not sure it's a favorite, but the funniest is everyone calling out that Scalper guy in the Toys section.

Worst- I really don't have a worst memory other than Ethanthunder's nonsense.

If you had to drop all but one comic, what would remain?

The Main GL title... and that's only in hoping that something is done with it after all of this "Brightest Day" crap.