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[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Every doctor I see is a 125 lb. vegan from the land of Lilliput, that in so many words, tells me that I'm a fat slob, and that I need to change my diet and lifestyle. Yeah, like I guzzle down burgers, chilidogs and beer all day.

I saw a guy a couple of days ago, and I bet my right leg weighs more than him. Several times, he told me, "You're so tall..." like he's never seen a tall guy before, or as if I was a NBA player. I need a primary care physician that won't preach to me. According to the chart on the wall in his office, I'm "mildly obese." Good grief.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

I feel like I lost the kids (friends) in the divorce.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

We need to bring back use of the word "poppycock."

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

We need to bring back use of the word "poppycock."

And pish posh.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

And pish posh.

And boulder dash.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

(I'm watching the G.I. Joe cartoon from the 80's and Cobra Commander's command of English is simply beautiful.).

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

And Balderdash .

FTFY

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

FTFY

Ah, thanks!

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

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[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Abashed! Much to my intrepid sorrow, I found my G.I. Joe DVD collection to be missing entire seasons! An error that has been corrected, I dare say, much to Amazon's pleasures of business. 'Tis a time of waiting, now, for the parcel makes its humble voyage to my place of nesting.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Cobra Commander said "poppycock" again tonight.

I eat this shit up. LoL

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

CC said "balderdash!" Last night. I laughed, which apparently put the dog on high alert since she is not used to the sound. Haha

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

CC said "balderdash!" Last night. I laughed, which apparently put the dog on high alert since she is not used to the sound. Haha

(1) That's a shame.
(2) My cat is jumpy and she'll occasionally shoot up from a sneeze or a sudden laugh.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

X-Files on tonight.......YEEEEAAAAAH BUDDY!

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Well, I had my second of two surgeries today to remove pre-cancerous moles. It was a ton of fun. The dude dug craters into my skin then cauterized them. The smell of burning flesh is awesome. No, really.

:/