The Life of Lee

[General Lee]

:General Lee emerges from the bathroom with a nice fluffy bathrobe construct on.:

"Purrrr. Hello again, it is me, General Lee. I think I'll tell you about some of my history..."

:General Lee cracks a beer and lights up a smoke.:

"When I was a small kitty, I used to get washed by gross human hands. I always felt more dirty than clean after that. Yuck, humans are gross."



"You can see how unhappy I was! Murrrr...So, I decided to get myself a personal servant that would clean me instead. I know I could clean myself like other cats, or use my Power Ring, but I prefer my friend Bubbles."

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"I sure got dirty down at the dumpster. Chasing Bzzd around is hard work! It's important to be clean, and remember, always bring a Towel. Goodbye."

[Fearless]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[General Lee]

"When the Judge told me I had to go to AA, I mooned him and farted at him. Then I gave him the middle finger, took a shot out of my flask, and told him to go to hell in a hand basket. Then I busted out of the court using my Power Ring, and squashed his car with a turd construct. No one messes with Lee!"

[Fearless]

...That's it. I'm taking away your cat nip stash.