Last film you saw, vol. 6

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My reviews of Shazam, and Us.

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Valley Uprising (2014)

"Because we're insane; can't be any other reason."

The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007)

"What's with sliding across the hood?"

This felt a little more like the format of the show, but still too much of a sex comedy.

Entrapment (1999)

"It's impossible. But doable."

Twentieth anniversary, which I might not have marked except I got it cheap at the library recently.

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Triple Frontier (2019)

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Lost Boys of Sudan (2003)

"Now, I know there is no heaven on earth."

[Rifftrax:] The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part I (2011/2012)

"He fell into a Mentos commercial!"

My werewolf pick for this month's full moon.

The Mummy (1999)

"You dream about dead guys?"

The fam and I watched this the other night (4/16) for its 20th anniversary. It had been a while and was fun to re-watch.

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Into the Spider-Verse.

Every bit as good as people say. And better.

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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

"It's cool, that you're strong and I respect it, I do. But in the end, everybody breaks, bro. It's biology."

Re-watch. Really like this movie.

Ben Hur: A Tale of the Christ (1925)

"I live for revenge!
-Spoken like a Roman!
I am a Jew!"

The Girl Next Door (2004)

"Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze."

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The Highwaymen (2019)

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Bloodsport (1988)

"That hurts me just lookin' at it. You'd better stop doing that. You might wanna have kids one of these days."

No anniversary here. Just in a JCVD mood after watching his '89 movies.

Kickboxer (1989)

"Winner, palm tree."

Another couple 30th anniversary (4/20 and 4/21). Guess '89 was a pretty good year for movies.

Field of Dreams (1989)

"Is this heaven?
-It's Iowa."

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Zodiac (2007)

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The Twelve Chairs (1970)

"I hate people I don't like."

Voodoo (1995)

"I'm going to stay here and I'm going to look into this and if we find anything, we're going to the administration."

[Rifftrax:] Jurassic World (2015/2016)

"If it's a smoke monster, I'm out of here."

Zodiac (2007)

Weird. My family and I just watched that a month or two ago (a re-watch for me) because my mother read the book.

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Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

"You're the Diet Coke of evil."

I find these movies pretty dumb, but it had been a long time and I got them cheap and I have to admit parts make me laugh. Really, they're better Bond spoofs than Casino Royale.

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A Walk in the Woods

"Oh shit!"

Robert Redford plays Bill Bryson, a travel writer who's never written any significant coverage of his own homeland, the US. After taking a stroll in his neighborhood, he decides to hike the Appalachian Trail, taking Nick Nolte (as Steven Katz) when his wife insists on having company so he doesn't die. As their journey progresses, so too do the outlandish situations they find themselves in. Based in Bryson's book.

My sister, brother-in-law and I watched this last Saturday (I didn't expect to uphold my weekly tradition, was a pleasant surprise). I didn't expect to enjoy it so much, either. Redford, even though he resembles a raisin with a wig, has some hilarious one-liners, and Nolte gets up to his eyeballs in dumb shit (at one point he picks up a chubby woman only to be chased around town by her angry husband).

Probably the standout performance is from the actress playing this absolutely insufferable know-it-all hiker, who constantly criticizes and belittles both mains and blabs endlessly about how boring everyone but her is. You want to knock her out with a clenched fist, she does such a great job of making you hate her.

Side note, my older sister is in the process of reading the book, and says Katz tells plenty of funny stories.

My mom commented that she hated this film and is very disappointed Nolte is such a fat slob now, and that neither main could hike the trail at their age/shape (ignoring that it's just actors in a film, the real people were fairly different). I don't care, I'm recommending this to anyone who wants a good laugh.

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Drifter (2016)

"Without rules, all that men have left is pride."

Did not like even though the description was up my alley.

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