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  • #31
    Yes. Yes I would. And I have absolutely no shame in saying so.
    I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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    • #32
      Scary.
      Originally posted by IonFan
      (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
      Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
      If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
      Originally posted by Quaker
      I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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      • #33
        Why?
        I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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        • #34
          Just a bit creepy. I mean, I talk about bondage and shit all day, but that's just.......sad....and creepy. Very creepy.
          Originally posted by IonFan
          (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
          Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
          If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
          Originally posted by Quaker
          I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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          • #35
            Creepy enough for the Japanese to make tons of money off of hentai and yaoi. It's no more creepier/gross than other things people like. There are people out there who find bondage to be creepy. People like being pissed and shat on and I'd rather fuck a life size cardboard cutout of a comic book character than let someone shit or piss on me. Different strokes (no pun intended) my friend.



            Perhaps for clarification the OP should have said which Lantern, if they were real, would/do you have a crush on?
            Lantern A-train
            Guardian of the Universe
            Last edited by Lantern A-train; 04-08-2013, 05:01 PM.
            I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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            • #36
              Yeah, those Japanese porn cartoons are a lot worse, disgusting maybe (I've never seen one, so I don't know how cross they are).

              Actually, I'd much rather got shat and pissed on then screw a cardboard cut out. In fact if I had the option to get shat and pissed on by this super hot girl and have sex, or nothing at all, I'd choose the shit and sex.
              Originally posted by IonFan
              (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
              Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
              If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
              Originally posted by Quaker
              I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
                Yeah, those Japanese porn cartoons are a lot worse, disgusting maybe (I've never seen one, so I don't know how cross they are).

                Actually, I'd much rather got shat and pissed on then screw a cardboard cut out. In fact if I had the option to get shat and pissed on by this super hot girl and have sex, or nothing at all, I'd choose the shit and sex.
                See, I find THAT creepy. I can't imagine being at all interested in having sex with somebody that wanted to use me as a toilet first, no matter WHAT they looked like. And, personally, I find somebody that would be fine with that a bit creepier than somebody that could be turned on by an animated character (unless, maybe, the animated character was something like Popeye, or Gumby. I'm not sure how I would even evaluate THAT on the creepy-meter. I'd most likely just assume the person was lying.)

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                • #38
                  At least something a 35 year old virgin drew in his mums basement wouldn't be doing that on me though.
                  Originally posted by IonFan
                  (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                  Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                  If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                  Originally posted by Quaker
                  I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                  • #39
                    Cause all comic book writers and artists are 35 year old virgins in their mother's basement right?
                    I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                    • #40
                      I'll tell you what I have a crush on, the direction this thread has taken since I went to lunch.


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                      • #41
                        LOL!!
                        I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                          Cause all comic book writers and artists are 35 year old virgins in their mother's basement right?
                          I was just stereotyping comic book artists and geeks to make them sound at their worst.
                          Originally posted by IonFan
                          (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                          Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                          If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                          Originally posted by Quaker
                          I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                          • #43
                            I suppose it depends on a person's definition of "crush." Like Johnny said, I didn't answer that in the sense of what comics do I treat like porn or what cartoon am I going to marry and have lots of little half animated babies. It's just that in certain comics I've found the idea of a character very intriguing and can imagine her real and me real. Arisia was like that for me. I can imagine being Hal and falling for her and hence had a "crus" on her. But here, I'll really blow Spy Smasher's mind: I've even had crushes on book characters who have no drawing or actress behind them!

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                            • #44
                              Crushes...from your own imagination...LUNACY!


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                              • #45
                                I'm scared!
                                Originally posted by IonFan
                                (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                                Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                                If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                                Originally posted by Quaker
                                I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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