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Ok, i started this in a kyle rayner thread of all threads, but now that i have the idea... lets see some of you ATTEMPT to make sense of the new continuity. I started off with the Batman continuity after someone posed the question of how there were 5 robins in the past 5 years...
.... so after being a kid robin, Dick became batman after 5 years. ( Not to mention Nightwing... then batman during prodigal... then nightwing again.... then Batman during reborn.... )
Jason came in somewhere and had a bad week of being robin before he got hit in the head with a crowbar. Afterwards, the ras al guhl pit made him age into adulthood. And gave him red hair.
Tim came along and became robin one week later after all that shit with jason. Then he changed his costume into that red one a few months later. Then he quit and his girlfriend stephanie joined up as robin FOR ONE DAY. Then she went back to being spoiler... then batgirl... all the while Tim decides to become red robin after being robin for a full year.
And Damien.... is a 4 year old robin. ( I'm counting the conception months... )
But since Jason was fucking his mother, Bruce might not even be his dad. Anyways, he started training as an assassin as soon as he hit his terrible twos and never looked back.
Batman himself had 42314324 women during this 5 year tenure, and only one kid... not bad. He broke his back, and came back from the wheelchair over a tough weekend of rehabilitation. Batman has a throw down with every rogue at 8:00 pm every night, and that's how every arc of the past continuity fits in. When hes not fighting a rogue, its just later on that night.
Barbara was batgirl for a few years, but then got shot and was in a wheelchair as oracle for a few months. During those months, she led 3321 variations of the birds of prey.
The original Batwoman had a fling with Bruce for a few days, then died. They were so in love during those few days, he proposed to her. This year, a new batwoman came back, but rejected bruces advances cause she likes carpet.
There has been a new azrael very other month.
Commissioner gordon climbed the ranks of the police department faster than any other police officer in the world. Ever.
... Ok, i guess that makes sense...
.... so after being a kid robin, Dick became batman after 5 years. ( Not to mention Nightwing... then batman during prodigal... then nightwing again.... then Batman during reborn.... )
Jason came in somewhere and had a bad week of being robin before he got hit in the head with a crowbar. Afterwards, the ras al guhl pit made him age into adulthood. And gave him red hair.
Tim came along and became robin one week later after all that shit with jason. Then he changed his costume into that red one a few months later. Then he quit and his girlfriend stephanie joined up as robin FOR ONE DAY. Then she went back to being spoiler... then batgirl... all the while Tim decides to become red robin after being robin for a full year.
And Damien.... is a 4 year old robin. ( I'm counting the conception months... )
But since Jason was fucking his mother, Bruce might not even be his dad. Anyways, he started training as an assassin as soon as he hit his terrible twos and never looked back.
Batman himself had 42314324 women during this 5 year tenure, and only one kid... not bad. He broke his back, and came back from the wheelchair over a tough weekend of rehabilitation. Batman has a throw down with every rogue at 8:00 pm every night, and that's how every arc of the past continuity fits in. When hes not fighting a rogue, its just later on that night.
Barbara was batgirl for a few years, but then got shot and was in a wheelchair as oracle for a few months. During those months, she led 3321 variations of the birds of prey.
The original Batwoman had a fling with Bruce for a few days, then died. They were so in love during those few days, he proposed to her. This year, a new batwoman came back, but rejected bruces advances cause she likes carpet.
There has been a new azrael very other month.
Commissioner gordon climbed the ranks of the police department faster than any other police officer in the world. Ever.
... Ok, i guess that makes sense...
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