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Slashfilm has news that American Gladiator Titan (known as Mike O' Hearn to the common folk), told a radio talk show in Omaha that he has a meeting at 11 this morning (already past as I write this) to play Conan:
“Today’s not even an audition. They’re bringing me in today just to sit me down and talk. How about that? It’s even better than an audition!"
Click http://latinoreview.com/news/america...n-america-5156 to read the entire article.
Maybe this is what they're going to say to him:
"Look Mike..."
"It's Titan, sir."
"Sorry. Look Titan, we appreciate your enthusiasm on the project, but we are simply looking at this point. You've been calling our office every day now with new Conan ideas and how you think the loin cloth should have a little map of Cimmeria on it, but we're only looking. You have got to stop calling us every day. We're looking at other high profile, experienced actors like HHH or John Cena from the WWE. We'll have to get back to you."
"Ok, but just so you know, remember when Arnold was talking about crushing your enemies and seeing them be driven before you? Well, I have that whole thing memorized. You give me this part, and I guarantee you nobody, nobody, can make women lactate like I can!"
"Thank you Mi...Titan. By the way, it was lamentations of their women. Not lactate."
"NOT IN MY VERSION BABY! TITAN MAKES 'EM LACTATE!!"
He also says he has a casting session for the upcoming Captain America film. While he certainly looks the part for these roles, is either studio really ready to put these properties into an American Gladiator? It worked out for an Austrian bodybuilder, so we'll just have to see. But for Captain America? Big shoes to fill! In the mean time, you be the judge:
“Today’s not even an audition. They’re bringing me in today just to sit me down and talk. How about that? It’s even better than an audition!"
Click http://latinoreview.com/news/america...n-america-5156 to read the entire article.
Maybe this is what they're going to say to him:
"Look Mike..."
"It's Titan, sir."
"Sorry. Look Titan, we appreciate your enthusiasm on the project, but we are simply looking at this point. You've been calling our office every day now with new Conan ideas and how you think the loin cloth should have a little map of Cimmeria on it, but we're only looking. You have got to stop calling us every day. We're looking at other high profile, experienced actors like HHH or John Cena from the WWE. We'll have to get back to you."
"Ok, but just so you know, remember when Arnold was talking about crushing your enemies and seeing them be driven before you? Well, I have that whole thing memorized. You give me this part, and I guarantee you nobody, nobody, can make women lactate like I can!"
"Thank you Mi...Titan. By the way, it was lamentations of their women. Not lactate."
"NOT IN MY VERSION BABY! TITAN MAKES 'EM LACTATE!!"
He also says he has a casting session for the upcoming Captain America film. While he certainly looks the part for these roles, is either studio really ready to put these properties into an American Gladiator? It worked out for an Austrian bodybuilder, so we'll just have to see. But for Captain America? Big shoes to fill! In the mean time, you be the judge:
I don't watch the show anymore, and rarely did back in the day, but I'd probably go with an resounding "HELL NO" to him being Captain America, and I'm not even a Marvel fan. But that would be more disrespectful than putting George Miller on Justice League.
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