Hookers & Pictionary

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

2) i have thought of getting one of those once before but no i'm not ready to settle down just yet ( good god i'm turning 34 this year NOT 40 this stallion still got a few good years left in him)

33 going on 13. Have you ever thought about the future? How long do you think that you'll be shelling out $160 every two weeks?.. for a flippin' 5.

At least with the MoB, you have some kind of chance for a future. This escort is just bleeding you for money. Think about it- You've never even been on a date or seen each other in public... for THREE YEARS. No lunch, no dinner, no movies, no nothing... not even a courtesy BJ.

["Chosen" NOT his black friend Find all posts View Profile Close "Chosen"]

33 going on 13. Have you ever thought about the future? How long do you think that you'll be shelling out $160 every two weeks?.. for a flippin' 5.

At least with the MoB, you have some kind of chance for a future. This escort is just bleeding you for money. Think about it- You've never even been on a date or seen each other in public... for THREE YEARS. No lunch, no dinner, no movies, no nothing... not even a courtesy BJ.

He does get dinner in the trailer, does that count?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

No. Even though it's Dennison's Chili in a can with saltines and Hostess cakes for dessert, he's the one handling all the preparation.

Then, he mentions that she remembered to ask about AoU. So the F what? It's not like it was a freaking date. If you're getting $160 to do almost nothing, the least you can do is make small talk.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

33 going on 13. Have you ever thought about the future? How long do you think that you'll be shelling out $160 every two weeks?.. for a flippin' 5.

At least with the MoB, you have some kind of chance for a future. This escort is just bleeding you for money. Think about it- You've never even been on a date or seen each other in public... for THREE YEARS. No lunch, no dinner, no movies, no nothing... not even a courtesy BJ.

1) i'll have you know i haven't thought of anything past 2016 (more on that later) so thinking of the future is pointless

2) marriage is a thing of the past "my friend" (plus it's dieing) so again what's the point? also i've cooked for her (h@ll i'm planing on making an ice-cream cake for her soon )

Then, he mentions that she remembered to ask about AoU. So the F what? It's not like it was a freaking date. If you're getting $160 to do almost nothing, the least you can do is make small talk.

hey at least it's something, she remembered something that i cared about

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Good grief... Lost causes have nothing on you. I'm done.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

................................. does that mean your not gonna help me on a anniversary idea

["Chosen" NOT his black friend Find all posts View Profile Close "Chosen"]

That's it. I've had enough.

I call bullshit/shenanigans.

I'm challenging the entire board here: the Ionfan account is a joke. Plain and simple. There is no real person behind "Ionfan" and it was a joke created to liven up the board in times of boredom. I'm willing to bet that this joke account was created for the sole purpose of humor and nothing more.

My reasons:
1. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is this.....stupid. And if they are, chances are good they are living in a backwater shack in the Everglades with no electricity, let alone the ability to operate any kind of technology.

2. Most men who have hookers keep it to themselves and don't go parading around in public (internet or otherwise) claiming they have one.

3. Speaking in generalities, most men have enough intelligence to know the difference between prostitution and love. And those that can't tell the difference do not have the mental capacity to operate a computer, let alone navigate the internet.

4. Since I've been on this forum, the Ionfan account has done more trolling than those living under a bridge. This in itself would have gotten a real person kicked out of the forum, yet Ionfan is still here.

5. Proposing to a hooker, or some such equally indignant thing. PLEASE.

6. First grade use of vocabulary and punctuation. You can get on the internet, but you are an adult and don't know the difference between "their" and "they're"? Occasional mistakes aside, it is just too much of a coincidence.

So, I challenge the person/persons behind the Ionfan account to man up and come clean. The joke has gone on long enough.

Even though this is from two years ago, it still applies.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Good grief... Lost causes have nothing on you. I'm done.
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Sylent, I'm going to ask you the same question three times to make absolutely sure that I understand you correctly....

Are you sure you are officially done with this?

ARE YOU DOUBLY SURE YOU ARE DONE WITH THIS?

DONT YANK MY JUNK. ARE. YOU. SERIOUS. YOU. ARE. DONE. WITH. THIS?

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Wait, you don't want him to yank your junk?

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Wait, you don't want him to yank your junk?

DINOBOTS NO FOOL AROUND!


And yes, I am absolutely dead serious. I want to know, straight from Sylent, that this isn't just a moment of disgust that will be cast aside the next time Harley comes back with a dumbass story about a fucking prostitute. I want to make sure that he is 100% officially done with this whole bullshit thread.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Even though this is from two years ago, it still applies.

How ironic it is that I was thinking of this very post yesterday. Thank you, Chosen.

I'm adding some addendums to my original statement:

1. I do believe Ionfan is a real person.
2. I do believe that somehow, beyond known reality, that this guy with a first grade mentality managed to get on the Internet to troll us about a hooker.
3. I do believe that he is the ultimate troller, capable of fooling an entire forum.
4. I also believe that no man who actually engages in prostitution has the gall to not only post about it, but actively update a public place about his err....hobbies. Most men, even with low intelligence, know enough to keep it to themselves.

Thank you for your time,me well, God Bless.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

*here you go Dr. N *


she may, THAT'S MAY, go out with me to see Jurassic World tomorrow........................ i'm not buying the tickets til she gets there/their/they're

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

*here you go Dr. N *


she may, THAT'S MAY, go out with me to see Jurassic World tomorrow........................ i'm not buying the tickets til she gets there/their/they're

so your paying a hooker $160 just to go see a movie with you? dude i admit im lonely myself but i would never shell out that kind of money for a ** friend**


for that time and price you better get the paul reubens treatment dude

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

well update time, in case anyone was wondering (or even cared) she canceled on me like she always does at the last minute......................... good thing i got just my ticket