Hookers & Pictionary

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

...and we have liftoff!

I think he somewhat covered this a page ago.

yeah i thought i did too

ok here's everything under the tree



and here's what she got me

guys, i f@cking love this girl, i got her 3 things (without her knowing) she got me 3 things (without me knowing) pics to follow later

but if you want details then ok, she come by a little after 7pm, i helped her out of her car cause of the dogs we have here that roam free, she opened the Harry Potter DvD 1st (loved it) then perfume (loved it also) then the gift card, i opened mine (was WOWed by them) we sit on the couch (talked) i showed her the FF7 trailer, we had sex, she...................... you know 3 times with a 4th we did together (), we talked some more, i told her just how much i'm gonna miss her (cause it was before X-mas and next comes the new year i thought it best we not see each other til after the new year) and that was it any questions?

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

OMG SHE'S TOLD HER "GIRLFRIENDS" ABOUT ME

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Her fellow prostitutes, you mean?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

OMG SHE'S TOLD HER "GIRLFRIENDS" ABOUT ME

You don't say!! I suppose that means something...



I'll allow you to draw your own conclusions with regard to the image.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

OMG SHE'S TOLD HER "GIRLFRIENDS" ABOUT ME

The real question is, what did she tell them? I bet a lot of folks in this thread have told people about you, but I don't think it means your relationship with them is going to the "next level".

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Her: this fool pays me every 2 weeks to "talk" and I don't even have to suck his dick. And get this he even buys me shit on top of that.

Her "girlfriend": dammit I need to find some lonely gullible sappy ass son a bitch like that.

["Chosen" NOT his black friend Find all posts View Profile Close "Chosen"]

Her: this fool pays me every 2 weeks to "talk" and I don't even have to suck his dick. And get this he even buys me shit on top of that.

Her "girlfriend": dammit I need to find some lonely gullible sappy ass son a bitch like that.

Bingo NotRobinson

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

tell me what ya'll think of this for Valentine's day

1) a cute furry little stuffed animal

2) a Valentine's day card

3) Roses

4) Rose petals on the bad (not sure yet about this one yet)

5) Strawberry's with melted chocolate on the side for dipping

6) and candle light in the bad room

*7) non-alcoholic wine*

now tell me does that get your panties wet

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

4) Rose petals on the bad (not sure yet about this one yet)


6) and candle light in the bad room

now tell me does that get your panties wet

What is the "bad room"? Is that where she punishes you when you need a time-out?

RE: my panties:

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Her: this fool pays me every 2 weeks to "talk" and I don't even have to suck his dick. And get this he even buys me shit on top of that.

Her "girlfriend": dammit I need to find some lonely gullible sappy ass son a bitch like that.

ions got to be a man to have a dick though not rob

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

ions got to be a man to have a dick though not rob

Tazz, you can't really talk much shit. At least he gets laid. Even if he has to pay for it.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Tazz, you can't really talk much shit. At least he gets laid. Even if he has to pay for it.

good for him but at least i dont need to sink that low to have to pay for sex. are you honestly going to argue and say that isnt sad or pathetic not just with ionfan but for anyone who pays for sex? sure i may not be getting laid but when you see me make a thread about paying god knows how much for some snatch than you can critisize.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Wait, Tazz's back? Doom I told you it's only a matter of time. Just didn't think this soon........

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Wait, Tazz's back? Doom I told you it's only a matter of time. Just didn't think this soon........

it was only a week ban and despite my fucked up humor i think dave kind of likes it a bit nothing official just a assumption

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

Tazz, you can't really talk much shit. At least he gets laid. Even if he has to pay for it.

Charlie Linderman: Dude, don't look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.