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heres a 2-fer: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39966675

Texas man sues woman for texting in date

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Man sues Planet Hollywood for assault after being frightened by mannequin in his room

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Even if I somehow managed to injure myself trying to "get away" from a mannequin, I'd be too embarrassed to want to publicize it by filing a lawsuit.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.3195681

Florida woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice

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Did Flash Gordon and the Hulk Almost Come to Blows at Comic Con?

It was a real-life battle of the superheroes at a comic fest over the weekend — when Hulk actor Lou Ferrigno got into a brawl with “Flash Gordon” star Sam Jones, and fans had to jump in and break them up.

“I don’t know if I was the real superhero, because if there was a clash of the Titans, I would have got squashed,” said Darryn Clements, who stepped in to help separate the musclebound actors at London’s ComicCon on Saturday, according to the Sun.

Clements and other grown men in the crowd who were dressed in superhero costumes actually had to tell the 6-foot-tall actors to grow up.

“There was a large crowd around, so I told them to act like adults and grow up, as they were supposed to be there for their fans,” Clements said. “I thought this has to be calmed down because if one hits the other, it would be chaos — they are absolute monsters.”

Ferrigno, who played the volatile superhero in the 1970s TV series “The Incredible Hulk,” did not comment to the paper. But Jones, who starred in the 1980 flick “Flash Gordon,” claimed that he and his fellow actor were just trying to stop a fight between fans.

“’He and I together defused it,” Jones told the paper.

The pair seemed to bury the hatchet — they were back at the convention Sunday signing autographs for fans.

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Flash Gordon could totally take tv Hulk!

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While Flash could save every one of us, Ferrigno would be best man at a real estate agent's wedding, so I'd say it's a toss-up.

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Flash Gordon could totally take tv Hulk!

While Flash could save every one of us, Ferrigno would be best man at a real estate agent's wedding, so I'd say it's a toss-up.

Alas, whoever this "fan" was he "saved" us from an epic battle. Spoil Sport!

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Some fan!

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In case anyone is feeling the urge to do this.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucele.../#5047357b6622

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.3323507

SEE IT: Washington man mows ‘A HOLE’ into lawn with arrow pointing at neighbor’s house — and it's caught on Google Earth

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That's pretty fucking good.

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Man stuck inside ATM passes notes to customers, begging for help

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How could you even get 27 contact lenses in your eye, let alone not know they were there?

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nati...161621453.html

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Woman Is Convicted of Murder After Parrot Witness Repeats 'Don't Shoot'

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Tom Wopat arrested for indecent assault and cocaine possession