This just in: Charlton Heston has passed away at age 84.
Looks like those damn, dirty apes were finally able to pry his gun from his cold, dead hands!
*Notices people staring in disbelief*
Oh, come on! You KNEW someone was going to say it sooner or later! Might as well be me!
Looks like those damn, dirty apes were finally able to pry his gun from his cold, dead hands!

*Notices people staring in disbelief*
Oh, come on! You KNEW someone was going to say it sooner or later! Might as well be me!

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