The thread of dreams

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

Last night, I dreamed that a school was planning to drain a swamp and this was going to have disastrous consequences (revealed to me in a dream or something), so I enlisted the help of Machete (yes, it was Danny Trejo), who was working for the Mexican Border Police in the same large building as the school itself. When I attempted to leave the building, however, I found that it was on a steep cliff and the only way in or out was a rope ladder, which some meddling teens were cutting down. Then I woke up.

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In the last two weeks, I've had 3 dreams about an old highschool friend, Steve C. The dreams themselves were nothing really noteworthy; it was just the fact that he was in them that made me wonder what my subconscious was up to. As I type this, I went on Facebook to see if he had a profile, which he does, but I'm a little afraid to actually contact him. "Oh, hi Steve, yeah, hey what's up. Had some dreams about ya." I can't see that going very smoothly.

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Last night I had a dream about this girl. I think I was getting in there, but then I woke up a and realised it was nonsense. I just felt bad.

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Normally, I would post this in the music thread, but since this was something I wrote about dreams, I figured I would share:

https://soundcloud.com/shadowsandlig...n-the-dreaming

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

Last night I had a dream that I was in a Japanese bar (it was tiered like a movie theater for some reason) and was arguing the merits of scotch over sake.

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Last night I had a dream I was in a video store (out of date already). Emma Watson was there looking for one of her movies and I stuck up a conversation with her (yep, you can tell it's a dream) about the movie.



I followed her to the parking lot and charmingly convinced her I wasn't stalking her but wanted to see her again. Somehow, this got me a ride with her in her SUV.



We were driving around looking for some Latin-American ex-co-star of hers. At some point, she decided to run through a road block (this part at least I know came from the Dukes of Hazzard episode I watched last night).



We did meet said co-star, but all the trouble we caused made us wanted fugitives so Emma and I fled to Bolivia (Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid?!?).



At the end of the dream, I guess we were a couple. But instead of wearing the native Bolivian wear or even American or English clothing, Ms. Watson decided to dress in Indian clothing.



Maybe this is one of those premonition dreams, eh?

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lol, strange dream.

I remember one I had the other night. So my college was all weird and that with old stone walls and my history teacher for some reason attending to the hanging baskets and I don't think he ever stopped. But anyway, me and my friend along with his friend thought there might be some conspiracy as everyone was joining this sort of club or sect and it's base was the school refectory that was for some reason located near where the DT block and gibs block would normally be. The three of us were standing outside the entrance curious to what it was all about. Firstly the friend of my friend went in with a gang of girls (he's one of those camp people who hang round with girls most of the time) and he never really came out again. Then a few moments later the girl in my maths class came up, already a member and said "come on, it's really cool" or some variation of that sentence, and I said "really?" trusting her judgement and she confirmed so. So I walked in (the friend didn't really respond) but I found out it was a trap! There was this big geeza who grabbed hold of me and I sort of shouted "he's grabbing hold of me" to alert my friend outside and I realised I was betrayed. I then struggled a bit and for some reason it basically felt like he let go. I ran out the door, then me and the friend started planning. Eventually we walked out of the gate and we made a plan. For some reason we were in London although it looked more like Taunton to me. Then we came up with some bizzare plan which involved running around something then our political advert came up, the dream ended. Basically we realised that this guild were in control and for some reason our great plan was to run against them in an election of some sorts. Oh and before that dream I realised that this universe was just an offshoot of a better one and I concluded "this universe is fucked up" (yeah I swear in dreams) and I had white hair and was walking outside what looked like a dull and abandoned version of ten downing street. The implication was that for some reason I'd become the green goblin....then I walked somewhere and that ran into the next dream. I have weird dreams.

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The dream of being back in school and not having prepared for a test is very common.

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Yeah, I've occasionally had dreams about people who I knew long ago and who I had rarely even thought about since then. Those are strange.

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Got up from an extended nap a while ago, and while fully conscious, the dream sort of passed over into wake land, if for just a few. It was an awesome dream. Most pleasurable, sweet, and so seductive.

I was having the most beautiful sex with this drop dead gorgeous black woman.

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for a few good years i havent dreamed really but recently ive been having dreams about my mom still being alive.

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Got up from an extended nap a while ago, and while fully conscious, the dream sort of passed over into wake land, if for just a few. It was an awesome dream. Most pleasurable, sweet, and so seductive.

I was having the most beautiful sex with this drop dead gorgeous black woman.

Huh. I hope this isn't offensive in any way, but I admit to being curious. I was under the impression that you were gay, and that having sex with a gorgeous black woman therefore wouldn't be your "awesome dream" thing.

As a straight guy, I don't recall ever having any pleasant sexual dreams about someone who wasn't a woman. Is this an unusual occurrence?

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for a few good years i havent dreamed really but recently ive been having dreams about my mom still being alive.

This will come and go. Look at my last dream post regarding the whole Picard thing. I find that I dream about her more during signigicant times like her birthday, mother's day, Xmas, etc. It hurts like a bitch; I totally understand that. P.M. me if you want to talk.

Is this an unusual occurrence?

Absolutely YES. In close to 40 years, this has never happened. Period. Which is what makes it so strange but beautiful to me.

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I actually had a Buffy the Vampire dream yesterday, but it was while I took a nap in the middle of watching an episode, so I guess it makes sense.

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Last night, I had a dream that I saw a former High School object of my affection working as a retail clerk at Macy's. This girl unceremoniously shot me down on a couple of occasions back in the day, but she was as pretty as ever and retained her youth exceptionally well. In the dream, she was unusually friendly and warm, probably because she didn't recognize me... and the kicker was, Macy's was selling SDCC exclusives.

It's like my mind took a bunch of random crap from the farthest reaches of my mind, jumbled them together and concocted this dream.