Infamous Draft: THE BREAKFAST CLUB vs. IVAN OOZE

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Vic Deakins (the John Travolta character from Broken Arrow)

THE BREAKFAST CLUB


--- Josef Rudolf Mengele
--- O.J. Simpson
--- Susan Denise Atkins
--- Patricia Campbell Hearst
--- Baby Face Nelson

Dear GLCMB, we accept the fact that we had to be drafted for whatever it was we did wrong...but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... and an athlete... and a basket case... a princess... and a criminal...

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

***** ***** ***** VS ***** ***** *****





8. Ivan Ooze


--- Ivan the Terrible
--- Idi Amin
--- H.H. Holmes
--- Leopold II - Leopoldii
--- Pol Pot

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Relevance in history:

Mengele vs Ivan: Ivan.
OJ vs Idi: Idi.
Atkins vs Holmes: Holmes.
Hearst vs Leo: Leo.
Babyface vs Pol Pot: Pol Pot.

Theme:
Breakfast Club. Landslide.

Creepiness:
Mengele and Atkins are really scary, but dopey Simpson and babyfaced Babyface deduct some major points.
On the other side, we have the creepiest beard this side of Rasputin and the basis for the Last King of Scotland.
And Holmes wasn't only one of the first American serial killers, but it's speculated that he killed over 250 people. That's dedication.

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Holmes is like a real life Black Hand, that's points right there.

[Caleb Lancaster The Time Traveler Find all posts View Profile Close Caleb Lancaster]

If it wasn't for OJ, I'd have gone for Breakfast Club.
Also, with that name. I would have gone for Cannibals.

[Abin Surly or ewe sirius Find all posts View Profile Close Abin Surly]

Pol Pot could have taken on the Breakfast Club single-handedly.

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If it wasn't for OJ, I'd have gone for Breakfast Club.
Also, with that name. I would have gone for Cannibals.

I like the way you think.