Geeky, Nerdy, & Cheesy Pick Up lines

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

I got bored the other day and started posting cheesy pick up lines on Facebook and thought it'd be fun to see what people on the boards would come up with. Here are some that I made:

Come be my companion and I'll show you my Sonic Screwdriver

I'll be Fred, you be Wilma, and I'll yabba your dabba doo

Hey, you wanna play with my web shooter

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You feel that heat? That's me making your Phoenix rise.

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Somehow I knew you would be the first to make a post JV

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Somehow I knew you would be the first to make a post JV

It happens when I'm sitting here bored at work, looking at numbers in an Excel sheet...

Lemme snikty snikty snikt in your snatch-ty snatch-ty snatch.

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That was exactly the reason why I started doing them. I was bored as hell at work on Valentine's Day


You can call me Hank McCoy 'cause I'm a Beast in the bedroom

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You'll flame on when my thing is rock hard, but baby you won't feel invisible when you see what I can do with my stretchy fingers.

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Have I shown you my special arrow?

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Here's some cheesy classics:

If I could Re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be a parking ticket because I can see fine written all over you.

Is your name Google, because you have everything I've been searching for.

You make my software turn into hardware.

Well, someone had to!

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Just rolled a 1d20 and now I'm ready to crit inside of you.

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You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

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"Would you like to meet Little Lando?"

The guy, who was already dressed like Lando Calrissian, took an action figure of himself out from his pocket.

That man had style.

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What's great about that pickup line is it works for any cosplay.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Did a gamma bomb just go off? Cause looking at you makes me want to SMASH!

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I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U.

That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

I wanna eat your shit on bread!

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R

You have the cutest smile when you sleep

Hey lets go have sex with monkeys and rape their corpses.

I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" pull your pockets inside out "Would you like to?

The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!

Hi, my names bubbles. wanna blow me?

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I wanna eat your shit on bread!

Hey lets go have sex with monkeys and rape their corpses.

Where the heck did THESE two come from? Please tell me you didn't come up with them yourself.