the Joke thread.......

[TazzMission]

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.

He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Muhammad. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Muhammad?' he asks.

'No, my son. I am Peter. Muhammad is higher up.'

And Peter points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Muhammad is higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides and climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again,'Are you Muhammad?'

'No, I am Moses. Muhammad is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again,'Are you Muhammad?

'No, I am Jesus...You will find Muhammad higher up.'

Muhammad higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard sitting in a chair and repeats his question:

'Are you Muhammad?' he gasps,

As he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son...I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like some tea?'

'Yes, please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:

'HEY MUHAMMAD, YOU LEBO PRICK, TURN THE KETTLE ON!'

[projectile]

and like i said i admit i misread .

You never admitted you were wrong.






A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!

[projectile]

Guy walks into a bar.
And the guy says "OW!"

[TazzMission]

you know what fuck it im going to do my islam joke


how do you know when an arab boy becomes a man?


rip the diaper off his ass and stick it on his head

another joke

[Robinson]

Why do blondes prefer BMW of Chevrolet?



Because they can spell BMW.

Funny: Never.


Tazz, I'm telling you this not as an insult or anything so please do not take it as such. You repeatedly claimed that the link said something other than what it was and called multiple people liars. It was clear that you did not read the link correctly and since you insinuated that he was a liar he felt the need to call you as such.

[TazzMission]

You quoted something. He quoted what you quoted. You basically called him a liar.

and like i said i admit i misread but can you honestly tell me as mod that this is ok? quote I know if what YOU quoted is what has you in a tizzy, then you're slightly more illiterate then I ever accused you of.quote



if nothing is done about that then all hells going to break lose.

[projectile]

Sarah Jessica Parker walks in a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

[Razorgod]

They figured out what kind of shampoo NASA issued the astronauts on the Challenger.

They found their Head and Shoulders all over the beach.

-Funny in 1986!

[Kuhan]

You quoted something. He quoted what you quoted. You basically called him a liar.



JOKES!

A man walks into a bar, dejected. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I'm John Kerry!"


It's FUNNY IN 2004!

[TazzMission]

Tazz, type Bus Tycoons without a space.

and kuhan like i said if nothing is done about razors comment dont ban me for what i will post as a **joke**

because this is the exact thing i challenged you on last time around i dont care if i misread bl's link because razors statement was a attempt at a fight.

[W.West]

Start telling some real jokes people because this shit is far from funny. You've spent two pages going on in circles. Its not a problem. As Naysay stated a long time ago, the site is not racist, the poster is not racist, the web address is just poor. Move the FUCK on, please.

[Kuhan]

Tazz, type Bus Tycoons without a space.

[TazzMission]

What's racist about Big Bus Tycoons?

what happened was british lantern posted a link titled busty coons without using ty for tycoons exactly the way im explaining it to you.


i called him out on it and he removed it. now i got the 12 man sausage fest bashing me with comments like

quote razorgod
but I know if what YOU quoted is what has you in a tizzy, then you're slightly more illiterate then I ever accused you of.
quote

if nothing is done about that ^ than dont ban me for what im going to do next

[Kuhan]

It's like penisland.com

It's a great site to find cool pens

[Razorgod]

ps. keep running to your little social group because it wont be up for long

No, it's not a bash. It's my way of saying go back and read your fucking post, in a condescending manner.

It's actually being pretty nice for me.

As for my "little group".....

Whatever man....it has nothing to do with this conversation at all.

This conversation is about you misreading something and then getting all butt hurt over it....which is pretty hypocritical considering the shit you've posted on this board in the last month.

But it's whatever man, this issue is dead as far as I'm concerned. I pointed out that you were wrong, and reassured my friend that he didn't make a mistake and thats all I wanted to do. Have a good night.